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herkie olympus. 24. hercules and meg's son. follow me at @wonderboyfitness.

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Top five hottest girls in Auradon?

In no particular order, I think that @stargirlvasilovich, @jordanbasara, @nottingblair, @vitani-okoro, and @ariliki are all pretty banging.

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What kind of relationship do you see your getting into?

All sorts of relationships! I like a good one night stand as much as anyone but dating is just as fun if done right. Plus, it's been a minute since I've been someone's boyfriend; I need to work out that muscle before I lose it!

honesty hour!

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If you had to make out with one girl right this second, who would it be?

Fairy Godmother. Sorry, @janetobin, I know that's your mom, but she's so thicc.

honesty hour!

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What’s a dealbreaker for you?

Being called stupid. I know it's not not true, but it doesn't feel good to hear.

honesty hour!

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What song can always get you in the mood?

Bold of you to assume I need a song to help me with that.

honesty hour!

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What’s the most you can lift?

I’m not sure of the exact number but I can lift past the heaviest stuff at my gym! It’s not really fair though because I do have demi-god strength so like... I could probably lift a house? Not that I’ve ever tried to! 

honesty hour!

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would you rather have your dick be made of solid gold or out of chocolate? why?

Woah, tough one, but I’m gonna say gold! Chocolate is delicious but it melts especially when warm and bodies are warm and I don’t want to melt my dick off! Cause, you know, I like it.

honesty hour!

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what would you do if you couldn't exercise for fun (or at all) anymore?

Jeez, I don’t know, that’s a toughie! Can I be a therapist who just talks to people about their workout goals and fitness journey? Because that could be a cool job! Other than that, people have told me that I could be a model or a porn star or start an OnlyFans so that’s worth looking into, I guess!

honesty hour!

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text 💬 herkess

Heiress: graduation party for this rando. i gotta at least show up to look hot for a few. but i am not going on my own people will try to talk to me.

Herkie: Why do you have to go to a random person's party? I don't really get it but yeah, of course I'm down! I'm not sure me going will make people not talk to you though. People always talk to me! I hear I have a friendly face!

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text 💬 herkannah

Savannah: I'm just glad the place didn't get trashed! But everyone was so into it. I got tipped off my ass. Also I don't remember 🤷‍♀️ but you're good dude. You good now though?

Herkie: I'm glad too! I've trashed my fair share of places and it gets worse-feeling every time. I'm so glad you got tipped! Maybe I could come by and do it more often, get you some more cash! I'm definitely good now. I never get hangovers, no matter how much I drink. I think it may be a by-product of demi-demi-godness but who knows?

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text 💬 sunkie

Sunny: Let’s play a little game called “Chill the Fuck Out” - you’re our first contestant!

Sunny: I know you're mega strong but you didn't need to lift the beer pong table OVER YOUR HEAD! Especially when there was a ceiling fan there to break dude!

Herk: Awesome, I love games, bring it on!

Herk: Aww man, I was hoping it'd be a real game 😕 but hey, it's not MY fault the ceiling fan broke! Maybe the bar should've had a stronger fan! When the people start cheering and demanding a show, what am I supposed to do? Ignore them??

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text 💬 merkie

Melody: Somebody texted me 'Get out of your relationship and into my pants' and idk how to take this.

Melody: First of all, WHO do they think I'm in a relationship with? That's a very important factor into whether or not I would want to leave that relationship to get into this person's pants.

Melody: Second of all, I don't have this number saved so either it's someone who's number I never saved or a crazy stalker person 👀

Herkie: Maybe they meant to send it to somebody else! I get LOADS of texts that are meant for other people. I mean, I don't even know WHO people would mistake you as being in a couple with, tbh. And you don't have their number saved because you don't know them and they don't know you!

Herkie: Just text them back and ask who they are!

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TEXT 🤑 HOLKIE

Holly: Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

Herk: You'd give me condoms AND condiments? That's so nice of you, dude! That's more than my mom does for me already lol but I think unless my parents end up breaking up, you're better off making some other lucky dude my age the happiest step-son alive.

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text 💬 herkess

heiress: I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.

Herkie: Of course, you know I'm there whenever you need me! Where is "there" though?

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text 💬 malkie

Mal: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

Herkie: Yeah, I was coming up with an idea for a Men of Auradon calendar! So guy butts are kind of a given, DUH, but someone said that ranch would be kind of a sexy spread, like, a Greek salad shoot for me and I don't know, I needed your opinion on whether that'd be hot or not!

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text 💬 herkannah

savannah: last night was…interesting.

Herkie: Oh yeah, thanks for letting me do lifts with you at the bar! When I get drunk, people really want to see me do lifts for some reason and I gotta give the people what they want! I don't think I thanked you in person, or did I? Sorry, I was kinda trashed lol

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text 💬ツ herkia

Jia: I JUST DID MY FIRST EVER PULLUP!!!

Jia: Sure, I was using this GIANT green rubber band to help keep me from plummeting to the ground... but this counts as a fitness accomplishment, right?

Herk: It HECKA counts as a fitness accomplishment, fuck yeah! I'm so proud of you, dude! Next time I see you, you're getting a crazy strong high five!

Herk: Not TOO strong, I'd hate to shatter your arm, but strong enough that you can FEEL how proud I am! Now you just have to do another pullup! The best feeling ever is when you can do more and more and more!

Herk: Oh wait, does your wedding dress have sleeves? Because if does, you don't want to get TOO jacked or it won't fit! Or you could hulk out of them which honestly? Would be kind of hot.