HÄRTERE INTIMITÄTEN

[brohemian-fapsody]

i am literally the most vain person ever like seriously today i stood and watched myself in the mirror drink some juice bc i wanted to see if i looked hot doing it like who am i

[jimmymarble]

[trueheroinex]

[isquirtmilkfrommyeye]

It only lasted about 20 minutes before somebody found it and asked an employee about it.

[excisions]

[fuckbbygrl]

[400eurojob]

True!!!

[danascruggsphoto]

[yivialo]

[hmulalisa]

[koitalbewegungen]

*in that one white girl voice* hey my names elizabeth..and im..not like those other girls. oh no, i’m not plastic, or..goth or..some blonde bimbo. im just elizabeth. *pans to some average white boy*...

[deactivated-blog]

[strongbowdarkfruit]

you don’t need fun to have alcohol

[strongbowdarkfruit]

i’m glad papa smurf wasn’t called daddy smurf that was a close call

[trustfundbarbie]

[jessehimself]

[saturnineaqua]

FUCKIN FINALLY.

but every publication needs to get on this and stop calling it a parking dispute

[forever90s]

[coltre]

[theothersideofloove-deactivated]