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nostalgic-teddyy

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

horsegirl

Imagining things as they could be instead of how they are

guerrillatech

audible-smiles

People die on the job every summer. Remember that water and shade breaks are crucial when working in the heat, and calling emergency services for signs of serious heat illness (fatigue, nausea/vomiting, headaches, dizziness, clammy skin, confusion, agitation, slurred speech, high body temperature, rapid heart rate, etc.) is entirely appropriate. If you’re afraid to call 911 for reasons such as being undocumented, you’ll need to get very familiar with how to prevent, recognize, and treat heat illness. If you are symptomatic and not allowed a break, water, or medical treatment, walk out. No matter how broke you are, your job is not worth your life.

ominous-signs

Official please put yourself first sign

rosieandthemoon

French, c. 1880’s (via)

virgosenterlude

bovineblogger

the most beautiful baby on earth

wilwheaton

entelechies

#my brain deciding what information to retain

twotheleft

damazcuz

Insane to me that literally preschoolers learn things like "sometimes your experience is different from someone else's experience! Sometimes what you like isn't what your friend likes! Our differences make us all special and colorful and unique!"

And then 20-somethings with an internet connection will willfully unlearn this and post comments like "why is op saying 'everyone enjoy an orange today!'? I'm actually allergic to oranges and I dont like apples or bananas and I dont really want any fruit plus im not hungry right now and I dont have time or money to go buy groceries or transport to get there and the store is closed because its Christmas day plus there's a big hurricane so I dont really understand? Op this doesnt apply to me I dont get it? You need to apologize for trying to hurt me with this. I could have died. Why didn't you say something true about me instead?" and then they expect not to be told to shut the fuck up.

saulwexler

bruzum

distantvoices

By Adama Jalloh for The Road To Nowhere

talesfromthecrypts

I want to be clear Queen of the Damned 2002 is literally the worst you could ever do it. “Do it” being adapting literally anything in any way. Like I don’t think it’s scientifically possible to do it worse. They are doing experiments and the results are pretty conclusive.