Der Lustige Astronaut

True Aquarius. Berlin.

[rosieandthemoon]

Stone Details on the Notre Dame

[importantpics]

[pukicho]

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

[pukicho]

Was it Human?

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

apparently they almost went with weston

[allidrawscomics]

Baby Name Consultant is the type of job title you'd see people claim to have on HGTV while nitpicking 3 different multi-million dollar houses.

[depsidase]

[angel-in-your-basement]

Life is too short to have sex you don’t like. Be gross, be weird, don’t do it at all if it’s not for you. Expand your definition of sex. Remove yourself from things that don’t feel good. Find positions and kinks and toys that work for you. Don’t let anyone tell you that sex needs to happen a certain way or happen at all. Orgasms are optional. Involving your genitals is optional. Everything is optional. Do what you like to do and respect what other people do and don’t like to do. Good sex doesn’t make you feel bad about yourself. You deserve to have pleasure in ways that work for you.

[prokopetz]

Friend groups in the movies: Unshakably united by shared traumas, secret handshakes, and reminiscence of better days.

Friend groups in real life: Unshakably united by cryptic references to that one time one of you managed to mispronounce the word "shrimp".

[thesimcommunity]

EA Advertising Officially Announced: A New In-Game Ads Department

Electronic Arts is looking for more ways to engage with players and collect revenue to pay off the 20 billion dollar buyout debt. That's why

[cinamun]

[willowcreektownie]

This is horrific actually

[secretscones]

fuck this shit, nah i'm good 💀

[helloavocadooo]

[saturnineaqua]

Sigh. The pop ups on the Ui are already annoying as fuck.

[realitytvshow]

[voltaspistol]

[niurd]

instagram.com/p/DXtHVE4CrKw/

[probuccalfat]

sherpas used to be treated like expedition partners that knew the land better than you because they were raised on it and now they’re treated like they are lowly disposable service workers setting up heated tents or spas for wealthy hikers who have no business on the mountain like they are collecting your nasty trash off one of the holiest and most sacred mountains in the world like do y’all understand that we see sagarmatha or mount everest as a living deity on earth while the rest of the world sees her as a conquest?

[probuccalfat]

locals of nepal hold the belief that your karma is the strongest as you reach the peak of sagarmatha and the mountain gives to you the spiritual energy you carry within yourself—benevolent or malevolent. you violate the spiritual sanctity of the mountain with your trash and your hubris. you disrupt the spirits that have long dwelled there. if you must summit sagarmatha, it isn’t and shouldn’t ever be from a place of bragging rights or bucket list goals but as a spiritual journey to connect with the spirit of nature at its most powerful.

[road0flife]

[la0scuridad]

[horror-aesthete]

Thirst (박쥐), 2009, dir. Park Chan-wook

[knifeofvenus]

inbeautmag

[newlyy]

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

[milksockets]

'the ethical dilemma of highbrow true crime' - alice bolin