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COMPLAIN if you want to. just don’t expect anyone to LISTEN.
COMPLAIN if you want to. just don’t expect anyone to LISTEN.
Okay, so, I’ve decided that I will be moving this muse to a new blog and trying to start afresh. That includes a proper & organised backstory and, certainly, new icons that actually suit the mood I’m trying to achieve. I will be promoing the new blog here (just going to reuse the same graphic as before because I liked it), even though it’ll likely be under the same url, but even so — if you want me to follow you when I make the move over to this new blog, please like this post!
Okay, so, I’ve decided that I will be moving this muse to a new blog and trying to start afresh. That includes a proper & organised backstory and, certainly, new icons that actually suit the mood I’m trying to achieve. I will be promoing the new blog here (just going to reuse the same graphic as before because I liked it), even though it’ll likely be under the same url, but even so — if you want me to follow you when I make the move over to this new blog, please like this post!
Okay, so, I’ve decided that I will be moving this muse to a new blog and trying to start afresh. That includes a proper & organised backstory and, certainly, new icons that actually suit the mood I’m trying to achieve. I will be promoing the new blog here (just going to reuse the same graphic as before because I liked it), even though it’ll likely be under the same url, but even so — if you want me to follow you when I make the move over to this new blog, please like this post!
Okay, so, I’ve decided that I will be moving this muse to a new blog and trying to start afresh. That includes a proper & organised backstory and, certainly, new icons that actually suit the mood I’m trying to achieve. I will be promoing the new blog here (just going to reuse the same graphic as before because I liked it), even though it’ll likely be under the same url, but even so — if you want me to follow you when I make the move over to this new blog, please like this post!
Okay, so, I’ve decided that I will be moving this muse to a new blog and trying to start afresh. That includes a proper & organised backstory and, certainly, new icons that actually suit the mood I’m trying to achieve. I will be promoing the new blog here (just going to reuse the same graphic as before because I liked it), even though it’ll likely be under the same url, but even so --- if you want me to follow you when I make the move over to this new blog, please like this post!
mun: You’re all probably sick of seeing me make these dumb posts by now but this blog is due another revamp. I love Koji’s dumb fuckin ass and he’s been an OC I’ve had for years but this revamp was so rushed that I never even bothered my ass to work out a proper backstory (on account of me not being able to use his original backstory bc 1) it involves too many other characters that I can’t rely on in RP and 2) I wrote it when I was 16 so it's a bit outdated/wonky. Highest chances are that I’ll end up just archiving this blog and making a new one altogether. Truth is, I made this blog back in late 2014 when I tried to adapt Koji as a FFVII OC (bad idea, didn’t work & idk why I tried it bc Koji was never supposed to be a fantastical character --- normal, struggling guy in the real world was his whole aesthetic like??) and, for that reason, it feels too old and disorganised. However, on the fantasy note, the revamped blog will still allow for interactions with fantastical characters. It was also have a clear and concise backstory written up. I’ll make another post when the new blog is complete and ready! Thank you to everyone who’s put up with this messy blog so far!
this is about to get interesting
“Are you sure these are raisins? They don’t taste like raisins.”
“Did you get that guinea pig to reenact that South Park episode?”
“Don’t get mad, but I may have just ruined everything in your closet. Don’t ask how and don’t open the door. Don’t open your closet door for a really long time, please take this advice.”
“How do you even cut your teeth on wedding rings?”
“I don’t think you’re supposed to use disinfectant wipes on your food.”
“I don’t want to alarm you or anything but I thought you should know that there’s a raccoon in your shower.”
“I thought you said you taste like Pepsi Cola.”
“I’m so sorry. I had no idea I was going to sneeze. I won’t sneeze on you next time we meet, I swear.”
“Is that a British Army Browning L9A1 in your pocket? Or are you just pleased to- Oh! Oh my God, that’s actually a gun.”
“Just because you paint your entire body blue, does not mean you’re a member of that Blue Man Group. Where did you get that PVC pipe?”
“Let me get this straight, the little kid punched you in the face after you stole their milkshake or did they punch you in the face and then steal your milkshake? Either way, no the tooth fairy is not going to bring you cash for a chipped off piece of tooth.”
“Look, I know that we just met but trust me, I’m trustworthy and I need your Netflix log in.”
“No, I do not ‘got any weed.‘”
“Please stop asking me if I want to build a snowman. It doesn’t even snow here.”
“Tell me you didn’t put five times the amount of detergent you’re supposed to in the washing machine again.”
“That whole pineapple thing didn’t work. Maybe you didn’t eat enough.”
“What do you mean I shouldn’t give hitchhikers rides? I’ve given like eight of them rides just this week! I seriously doubt I’m going to pick up a serial killer, I’m pretty sure I would know.”
“Why is your pocket moving?”
“You can’t just say checkmate every time you make a move.”
“You didn’t have to get me a gift- Oh. Another “#1 Asshole” mug.”
“You know what? It’s really rude to stare. I would really appreciate it if you’d just tell me if there’s something on my face or something.”
“You look really familiar. Do I look familiar? Have we met before?”
“You never want to hang out anymore. I told you I wasn’t going to have your entire house post-it noted ever again. You have to trust me. Besides, the guy charged a lot of money and I don’t want to spend that much on you again.”
“You’re watching X Men Origins: Wolverine again? How many times have you seen this now? At least watch the good one!”
“You’ve been gaming for three days straight. You haven’t showered and to be honest, I don’t recall you moving at all. Have you gone to the bathroom or eaten? What’s in that cup?”
COMPLAIN if you want to. just don’t expect anyone to LISTEN.
six-word sentences.
“ frankly speaking, i wanna give up. ”
“ they love me cause i’m hot. ”
“ just try to guess the answer. ”
“ everyone here knows you don’t care. ”
“ fine, do things your way. ”
“ i want to be in love. ”
“ no, i would rather make money. ”
“ shut up already, i’m not going. ”
“ because you said that, fuck you! ”
“ i hate you more than anything. ”
“ just sit down? let me explain? ”
“ can i be a little nasty? ”
“ there’s nothing wrong with being sexual. ”
“ i want you to like me. ”
“ don’t you dare lie to me. ”
“ i’m way too scared to fall. ”
“ terrified of my love for you? ”
“ we were both afraid, shut up. ”
“ it wasn’t anyone’s fault. not really. ”
“ life’s too short to care anymore. ”
“ i dreamt about you last night. ”
“ really? what did you dream about? ”
“ i dreamt you chose me instead. ”
“ how did you become like this? ”
“ this isn’t any of your business. ”
“ i’m losing my mind, losing control. ”
“ you weren’t there! i needed you! ”
“ please don’t start with me, okay? ”
“ why do you always leave me? ”
“ this is all we have left. ”
“ i turned around. you were gone. ”
“ all i can think about is you. ”
“ wow, you look like shit today. ”
“ i called and you didn’t answer. ”
“ i wanna be a child forever. ”
“ today, my love is in mourning. ”
“ your words felt like sharp knives. ”
“ say something nice or don’t speak. ”
like this post for a short starter !!
like this post for a short starter !!
intule:
“ if you don’t want to know —— don’t ask. ”
“ That’s not gonna help you, you know. That ‘my mistakes don’t count if nobody looks’ attitude. Get over yourself. ”
existench:
" does it look like i need help ? " acid slithers up her throat and between the edges of such foul fangs. venomous words source from venomous maiden, yet the bunches of blooming colors fall from her hug ( oh how she wishes such short arms were made of rubber ! ). pompous constitution doesn’t falter ——- just pretend it was nothing.
“ Daft question. ” No hesitation, his answer comes quick and blunt. He isn’t the sort to pander, preferring to get on with his life as he himself saw fit. Anything else, any bumps along the road, are cast aside as mere distractions. Dwelling is out of the question —— life is a constant sprint and he is in no mood to start tripping up now.“ Course it does. I wouldn’t be wasting my time on nothing ”, he continues, speech dull and far from what one might expect of someone compassionate enough to help a total stranger,“ Stop complaining, I can’t focus. ”
First-Time Interaction starter sentences
“I realise you don’t know me, but please help me, I think I’m going to pass out.” “I’m sorry to interrupt, but I saw someone put something in your drink. You didn’t drink from it already, did you?” “I got robbed and have no way of getting home. They got my phone, so I can’t call anyone. Could I please borrow your phone?” “Shit! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… Are you okay?” “Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…” “Excuse me, I was looking to get my girlfriend a bra, could you help me– You’re not the shop assistant, are you?” “Watch out for that truck!” “Is this your wallet?” “You look very different to your profile picture…” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Did you see that?! He had a gun.” “Are you the girl/guy from So You Think You Can Dance?!” “Err– I’m sorry to interrupt, but I was just walking behind you and I think you must have sat in something…” “I know I don’t know you and this might sound really strange, but do you have a room or a spare settee or something I could crash on? I could pay you… I just… I really need someone to help me out right now.” “HELP ME!” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “Are you alright? You look really pale.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” ”Have you lost something? Can I help?” “Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?”.