Just some weirdo on tumblr

:)

[theweirdwideweb]

[the-jade-palace]

[paper-mario-wiki]

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

[iguanamouth]

quick suggestion

[lizzienoodles]

let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment

[heatandapathy]

The unholy trinity.

[transmortifried]

[cindernet-explorer]

only the finest culinary experiences for my followers

[star-spangled-jackass]

all of you will burn in hell

[fat-mabari]

[capturetheatre]

this is genius!!!!

performer: @abby_seim 

video source:  @josey__terry

[sapphire363]

Ok so not only is this person a fantastic singer, this is also fucking hilarious

[roseyturtles]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[twitblr]

Good morning everyone

[staneclectic]

Point Well Taken re: Media Hijack

[devinellekurtz]

A collection of my processes for learning purposes!

[veracrossing-blog-blog]

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

[animal-crossing]

reblogging in honor of me realizing it’s a leap year

[cahooter]

I won some lil kid fairy wings at a work quiz today and I’m gonna put them on prim and see what happens and I literally can’t wait to get home I’m counting down the minutes

[cahooter]

clearly she loved every second

[lyanro]

Angery

[xiaq]

This man is the real MVP.

[tatspiercings-blackrose]

If you go to the original twitter, other men are always providing photos that way the same person isn’t constantly getting circulated since this is gaining traction.

[xxxozzyfozzyxxx-deactivated2018]

MAJOR WARNING TO DISCORD USERS!!!! PLEASE REBLOG AND PASS THIS ALONG!!

Do not accept a friend request from Chrisopeer Davies and Jessica Davies. They are hackers. Tell everyone on your friends list because if somebody on your list adds one of them, they’ll be on your list too. They will figure out your personal computer’s IP and address, so copy & paste this message wherever you can

Heads Up: Also look out for a Discord user by the name of “KeirStarmer” or often just “Keir”. He is going around sending friend requests to random Discord users, and those who accept his friend requests will have their accounts DDoSed and their IP Addresses revealed to him.

Spread the word and send this to as many discord servers as you can. If you see this user, DO NOT accept his friend request and immediately block him.

Please be warned there is a user going around called “KurtStarmer” or just “Kurt” who is mass spamming terribly graphic gore and of such(he is also a hacker). Please spread the word of this to your other servers

[ircillo]

There’s also a new hacker by the name of Whizzer who hacks servers and deletes EVERYTHING on and then spams so many new channels of “You’ve been whizzed” that the site/app crashes. Watch out for them as well!

[hotvampireadjacent]

that’s nice I guess. Is that the real ellen let’s go check?

that’s the only two posts on this blog. It’s at least a year old. It doesn’t update ever. They’ve been following me for a year, and just now decided to communicate only these two lines.

I fear for my life.

[hotvampireadjacent]

lets have a little fun today lets give a little love away are words that are going to haunt me forever. this is my roanoke.

[hotvampireadjacent]

This sounds like a bot….but what caused it to suddenly activate after a year? What kind of monarch project activation code….??

[hotvampireadjacent]

It was nice knowing you guys….

[hotvampireadjacent]

Hey guys just here to say my Ellen tickets came in the mail!! Can’t wait to be a guest on t he show on MARCH 22, 2019. Remeber to follow ellen on twitter.

Let’s have a little fun today

Let’s give a little love away

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

This reads like a Reddit horror story.

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

8 days

[shots-of-wapplesauce-deactivate]

we wait

[rabidseraphim]

3 days!

[yehudah]

tomorrow!

[durbikins]

funny noise

[toothydimwit]

cat login sound

[fuckyouasshole123-deactivated20]

haha just like chicken

[memeuplift]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[catsofinstagram]

[undeadmachinery]