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[kokiriofthevalley]

I know this might be a bit pointless because it's almost over but I made little badges 🙂‍↕️ feel free to use them & not credit cause I photobashed them from pinterest lmao

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

[ailithnight]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

[sabertoothwalrus]

the forest is also a metaphor for his bush

[sabertoothwalrus]

how does this post have almost 20k notes and senshi isn’t even winning. the poll is not over he needs your help!!!!!! do it for the fat boys

[kokiriofthevalley]

watching a tomodachi life vid rn and I can't help but hope that Nintendo doesn't give the upcoming installment the acnh treatment (aka not even have the game finished at launch, update it for a bit then completely abandon it)

[kokiriofthevalley]

I'm having such a good time rn I don't want to check my emails

[colorfulbaobab]

getting excited about the world cup: ❌️

getting excited about senshi sweep: ✅️

[kokiriofthevalley]

teensy tiny little headcanon:

The Gerudo symbol is supposed to represent water. like, water ripples. cause water is seen as a sign of status.

and also I think it's supposed to be like an alternate of the sheikah eye symbol. how? look at my shitty diagram for explanation⬇️

ok bye

[strawgremlin]

The fact that Senshi is in the tumblr sexyman finale yet appears to be losing is a TRAGEDY

Here's some propaganda

He's hottt, strong, super passionate about cooking and maintaining a balanced diet. Also:

All in all:

He's so cutes and kind and caring and very much marriage material.

[mudskipperappreciator]

I am begging you to vote for my babygirl

in the

tumblr sexyman competition

[fleshmesh]

Break the stereotype of tumblr sexyman always being a skinny guy in a suit. It’s time for hairy muscled short middle aged men with big beards to shine. Vote senshi

He’ll make you bread

[kokiriofthevalley]

trying to report someone on Tumblr is such a massive pain in the fucking ass. "You have to provide a link" I ALREADY HAVE. "oops, there was an error, try again!"

It's like the Tumblr staff don't want to actually do their jobs so they have to make the process as tedious as possible.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Voting ended onJul 15

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

[shapeoftheday]

restless spirits

[salukipop]

a little angel, angel in your heart

[kokiriofthevalley]

trying to write smut is just "yeah, they had Sex™, and it was good" in about 100 different ways.

[kokiriofthevalley]

Microsoft is such a pain in the ass sometimes. No, I don't want to copy the MP3 file into another file, I want it to move there. That's why I'm dragging it into the other file. To move it. You allow me to move it to my desktop no problem, but when I want to put it in another file suddenly it needs to be "copied"?

[stuckinapril]

Literally cannot believe I was ever scared of getting older like this is awesome. Learning so many new things about myself & reacting to things that used to get under my skin so differently. This is so sexy.

[kokiriofthevalley]

Since it's gonna be a while until we see anything about chapter 6 there's something I feel I have to share.

I did not care for Spamton or spamton/tenna.