I'm Just Here for Jason and Salim

She/Her / 30s (Which Isn't So Bad When I Remind Myself Jason Is Too) / Hello To Everyone In The HoA Fandom And Beyond Keeping Me Sane

[kolchekyourweapons]

Inspired by a recent post I made that got the ball rolling for @littleaxebad @myscprin and @aislinnsulien to 100% convince me that I Can’t Help Falling In Love is an absolute Jalim ✨ bop ✨, it got me wanting to make a Jalim playlist and I was just wondering if anyone had any songs that make them think of Jalim/inspire them to write Jalim fan fiction/inspire them to draw the boys? Anything that says Jalim to you, I’d love to hear what songs inspire you for them and hopefully discover some new music along the way!

Also any standalone Jason or Salim anthems that make you think of them individually, it doesn’t have to be a Jalim ship ☺️

It also doesn’t have to be a Jalim ship if you have some great ones that reflect their origins as enemies or the rivalry side of their relationship!

I already mentioned in a previous post that Goodbye by Bo Burnham made me think of them based on the lyrics. Jesus Walks by Kanye makes me think of Jason - although it’s an obvious “Jarhead” one, I think the lyrics regarding being “at war with yourself” and the devil trying to break you down stand out, too.

Bonus points if anything makes me cry with painful angst because that’s a mood 👌🏻

Tldr: please give me Jalim songs 🎶

[kolchekyourweapons]

WOW did you guys deliver! 🙏 thank you for these amazing suggestions and for letting me discover some awesome new tracks along the way!

If anyone is interested here is a link to the playlist on Spotify with all your suggestions and a few of my own! I’ll keep adding if more suggestions come through though ☺️

[sempercry]

Started listening to this earlier 🤩 such great variety and lots of feelingsss 💖 thanks for compiling! 

[kolchekyourweapons]

Ohhh you’re amazing thank you!! 💜 And all thanks to the fabulous community with such a great range of suggestions! I just love the angst of one song to the raw animal energy of the next 😂

[buttermykolchek]

I’m willing to bet money that Jason has a breeding kink and/or edging kink

[komfort-kollection-by-kassiopeia]

I'm fucking obsessing HARD with this idea, this edit, this fucking man!!! FUCK!!! 🥵🥵🥵

[aislinnsulien]

So @pinkgelatin called Jason a RABID RACCOON and now @kolchekyourweapons and I cannot unsee this glorious shit, AKA

Jason on his way to Salim's

Jason all day erryday

Jason and Zain

[kolchekyourweapons]

“The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest one among you”

[myscprin]

Nick: Damn Jason, you always that thirsty for Salim?

Jason:

[kolchekyourweapons]

@myscprin 😂😂😂

Jason when the Iraqis attack the huts:

[erzsebetrosztoczy]

Okay so pls don't take off my head, I found this drawing on Pinterest and I think the artist can be found on twitter, I don't have twitter so if anyone could link the site I would appreciate it

But here's another Raccoon Jason

If this help i took a screenshot from pinterest which feature the name of the artist's twitter so please don't come after me, i do not own this art i just want to fins the artist💀

[kolchekyourweapons]

OH-MY-GOD!! I don’t have Twitter so I can’t even help but LOOK AT IT! THE HAT! THE OUTFIT! We need to find this artist and shower them with praise 

[komfort-kollection-by-kassiopeia]

Dreamin' Of You

Guys! I just had this fucking dream, and oh my fucking God! I HAD to instantly write this, so you could suffer with me! 😫😆

He held me in his arms tightly. I felt all my stresses from the day instantly disappear as he kissed the top of my head.

"I love you." I whispered the man.

"I love you too, Darlin'." He murmured, as he began to rub my back. We just stood there, in the living room, holding each other. It felt so wonderful.

I nuzzled my face into the crook of his neck, and breathed in deeply, taking in his scent. He always, no matter what, smelled so good. It was calming for me.

He pulled back a little, to see my face. A warm smile grew on his face, as he stared into my eyes.

"You're so beautiful." I whispered. His smile grew even more.

"Not as beautiful as you." He leaned in, and kissed my cheek. I felt my heart flutter.

"Seriously, you're so beautiful, it's killing me. Why do you have to look like that?" I let out a soft chuckle. He laughed.

"God, you're crazy, woman." He tightened his grin on me, as he nuzzled his face into my neck.

"Crazy for you." I whispered in his ear.

He pulled back to look me in the eyes, then kisses me softly on the lips…

And damnit, that's when I woke up… 😫

[the-girl-who-flies]

Found this dollmaker that comes with pretty cute outfits. It also comes with a pretty specific body shape that actually works very well for me, but might not work for everyone. So, only if you feel like it. 

@thewolfmanny @groovylabrat @pinkgelatin @lynnwayneblack @sospes-fic @ivycross @thebloodpit @yesitsloulou @homohaamu @masaomi-kida-is-my-baby

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[yesitsloulou]

Thanks for tagging me. ☺️ This was really fun.

@myscprin @littleaxebad @kolchekyourweapons @erzsebetrosztoczy

[kolchekyourweapons]

Eternally grateful for the tag @groovylabrat and @yesitsloulou ♥️ always a pleasure!

No pressure tags and apologies if you’ve already been tagged: @xshybutdeadlyx @aislinnsulien @myscprin @kassiekolchek22 @cupofangst @deadlilmoon @pinkgelatin

[aislinnsulien]

So @pinkgelatin called Jason a RABID RACCOON and now @kolchekyourweapons and I cannot unsee this glorious shit, AKA

Jason on his way to Salim's

Jason all day erryday

Jason and Zain

[kolchekyourweapons]

“The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest one among you”

[myscprin]

Nick: Damn Jason, you always that thirsty for Salim?

Jason:

[kolchekyourweapons]

@myscprin 😂😂😂

Jason when the Iraqis attack the huts:

[straywords]

Tag 9 people you want to get to kow better game

Tagged by @cocobutterqwueen

Fav Color: red

Currently reading: Dracula & Circe

Last Song: Obsession by EXO

Last Series: The Great

Last Movie: Eternals & The Moth Diaries

Sweet/Savory/Spicy: Spicy

Currently working on: My phD thesis to become a doctor of oral surgery in a week hopefully

Tagging ➡️ @cockslut-padalecki, @rustytricycle, @navybrat817, @cherienymphe, @threeminutesoflife, @lokislastlove

[cockslutpadalecki]

thank you so much for tagging me @thanatosfic 💖

fav colour: purple

currently reading: my dark vanessa

last song: haunted by laura les

last series: season six of lucifer 😭

last movie: resident evil: the final chapter

sweet/savoury/spicy: savoury

currently working on: very little 😂

no pressure tags: @boxofbonesfic @punemy-spotted @gogolucky13 @sweetlyscared @sparkledfirecracker @musingsinmoonlight @clints-lucky-arrow @wakingbeauty @slothspaghettiwrites

[gogolucky13]

Thank you so much for the tags @cockslut-padalecki @fullmarvelheart and @starbuckie 🥰🥰

Fav color: green

Currently reading: idk how to read

Last song: something by Duran Duran I think

Last series: Dead to Me

Last movie: I don’t remember, but probably something scary

Sweet/savory/spicy: Sweet or savory depending on my mood

Currently working on: Winter Soldier smut

Tagging everyone! 💜💜

[buckyshusband0]

Fav Color: Purple 

Currently reading: Terms and conditions by Lauren Asher 

Last Song: Me and your mama  ~ Childish Gambino 

Last Series: Heartstopper 

Last Movie: Doctor Strange Multiverse of Madness 

Sweet/savory/spicy: Sweet and savory 

Currently working on: Ari Levinson smut😋

Tagging: @chrisevansxmalereader @dangerousstrawberryshark @sluttyhusband @crazyforchrisevans00 @blurredx18 @gimmedatrn 

Everyone can also join <3

[dangerousstrawberryshark]

Fav Color: blue

Currently reading: juicy TikTok comments

Last song: Safe and sound by capital City

Last series: Bunk’d (watching for memories.)

Last movie: Welcome to Raccoon City

Sweet/savory/spicy: savory

Currently working on: Part 2 to Sharing is caring

@softboy5393 @spnfanboy777 @writerofthewinds @xmalereader @chrisevansxmalereader

[chrisevansxmalereader-deactivat]

Fav color: pink

Currently reading: ‘Carrie’ by: Stephen King

Last song: ‘Dark Horse’ by Katy Perry

Last series: buffy the vampire slayer

Last movie: gifted

Sweet/ savory/ spicy: sweet

Currently working on: ‘the best kind of reward’ and ‘neighborly love’

@dangerousstrawberryshark @blurredx18 @crazyforchrisevans00 @spnfanboy777 @buckyshusband0 @sluttyhusband

[regalevansworth]

Favourite Color: Dark Blue & Dark Brown

Currently reading: Be a Triangle by Lilly Singh

Last Song: Say you won’t let go by James Arthur

Last Series: Hellbound & Moonknight

Last Movie: Doctor Strange In The Multiverse of Madness

Sweet/Savoury/Spicey: Spicey

Currently working on: Going through exam preparation

@chrisevansxmalereader @buckyshusband0 @dangerousstrawberryshark @iloveart06 @wolf-knights @6rookie-writer0110

[wolf-knights]

Thank you for the tag @crazyforchrisevans00

Favorite color: (mostly) all shades of green and blue.

Currently reading: Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston

Last song: hopeless romantics by James TW

Last series: How I met your mother and criminal minds(re-watch)

Last movie: Call me by your name

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy: Savoury and little spicy.

Currently working on: in a mood board for a fic.

Tagging: @blades-and-heartbreak @buckyshusband0 @teetles-teetles @softhairedhotch

[teetles-teetles]

hey thank you for the tag @wolf-knights !!

favorite color: yellow!

currently reading: please don’t go before I get better by Madisen Kuhn

Last song: beach boy by McCafferty

Last series: Supernatural (rewatch)

Last movie: A ghost Story

sweet/spicy/savory: spicy all the way!!

Currently working on: a fic about bucky Barnes’ thighs

tagging/ @trees-to-meet-you @yesand87 @lemonade-boy @blueboirick @static-starfish @kota-bee @knight-core

[beardoesdoodles]

Thanks the tag @teetles-teetles <3

favourite colour: blue (probably)

currently reading: nothing currently :(

Last song: Gay Werewolf Murder Ballad by The Forgetmenauts

Last series: Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency (for the hundredth time)

Last movie: Pacific Rim (for the millionth time)

sweet/spicy/savoury: sweet

Currently working on: hopefully a mermay drawing!

tagging (with zero pressure!): @buckymilf @dreamsinthewitchouse @rillils @yeet-wolf-in-the-stars @thesundaytea

[dreamsinthewitchouse-deactivate]

Aww hi, thanks for the tag @lemonade-boy 💕 (Also yeyyyyy PacRim, good for you buddy!)

Favourite colour: emerald green

Currently reading: The Secret History by Donna Tartt (for the… 15th time?)

Last song: ICU by Phoebe Bridgers

Last series: The Essex Serpent

Last movie: The new Dr Strange 😕

Sweet/spicy/savoury: spicy&savoury!

Currently working on: a couple of doomed paintings and a couple of (hopefully) slightly less doomed Stucky AUs

No pressure tagging @dontcallmebree @alpineandbucky @andthrowmethekey @into-a-ship-or-2 @circaclementine ✨

[andthrowmethekey]

@dreamsinthewitchouse thanks for the tag bestie 😘

Favourite colour: also emerald green 😂

Currently reading: Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir

Last song: Oh shit…are we in love? by Valley

Last Series: currently watching Under the Banner of Heaven (DILF Andrew Garfield my beloved) last I finished was Heartstopper

Last movie: I rewatched the first avenger last night for background noise in my Covid haze 😭

Sweet/spicy/savory: I just love food so all of the above tbh…sweet & spicy as a combo though? Slaps.

Currently working on: some new poems 🌻

Tagging @meisterdani @cable-knit-sweater and @ideefixe if you want to play! 💕

[cable-knit-sweater]

Thanks for the tag @andthrowmethekey 💕

Favorite color: Yellow

Currently reading: Ring Shout by P. Djeli Clark

Last song: Tokyo by Lianne La Havas

Last series: Anatomy of a Scandal

Last movie: Fresh (sorry I rarely watch movies these days)

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: this is impossible but if I have to choose, I guess savory? Or sweet + spicy? 😂

Currently working on: a shrunkyclunks -how to lose a guy in 10 days - fic

Tagging: @nothing-like–the-rain , @cynefinhome, @jamesbukkakebarnes and @itsfeistyred if you want to play 🥰

[cynefinhome-deactivated20221221]

Thank you so much for the tag @cable-knit-sweater 💚 💚

Favorite color: Green

Currently reading: I’m finishing Heartstopper Vol 4.

Last song: Too Sad To Cry by Sasha Alex Sloan

Last series: Heartstopper 😅

Last movie: Dr. Strange and the Multiverse of Madness, a friend invited me to go with her so…

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: this is hard…all of them?

Currently working on: I’m practically done with a stucky AU, if all goes well, I will post it during the weekend. Really nervous!

Tagging: @thedamageofherdays @alpineandbucky @dreadlockholiday @musette22 @ladywinfeyson @unrealwasteland and anyone else that wants to do it

[ladywinfeyson]

Thanks a lot for the tag 🥺❤️: @cynefinhome

Favorite color: Purple.

Currently reading: Various stucky fics 🤭

Last song: A man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck.

Last series: Glee (yep I’m obsessed 🤣)

Last movie: Van Helsing.

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Spicy 🥵

Currently working on: working on a couple Stucky fics… nothing important, yet.

Tagging: @capi-buck @thewinterwelded @gay-jewish-bucky @estelior @murkycrush @blushnik @sissi2d @possibleplatypus @andrudibuja and anyone else that wants to do it x2 👀

[estelior]

Thanks a lot for tagging me <3: @ladywinfeyson

Favorite color: Emerald green

Currently reading: JaLim and Stucky fics

Last song: Falling In Reverse “Voices In My Head”

Last series: re-watching Stranger things while waiting for the 4th season

Last movie: can’t remember :D

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Savory

Currently working on: not sure that if it is considering as working, but I’m trying to finish the last mermay Stucky series

I tag @youhavenoideahowmuchihatethis  @musette22 @amarriageoftrueminds  @the-girl-who-flies  @myscprin @ivycross @ywecanthavenicethingsanymore and whoever want to do it, feel free to enjoy! <3

[the-girl-who-flies]

@estelior bold of you to assume I know that many people, but I’ll do my best.

Favorite color: Emerald green, blood red, deep purple, black. Dark black.

Currently reading: Dune. Trying to, anyway.

Last song: Part IX by Prequell

Last series: sucked into watching Supernatural with my husband, feel like that’s never gonna end.

Last movie: Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. The 4.5 hours edition.

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: All of the above, at the same time.

Currently working on: a fic I’m writing with @thewolfmanny, creating content consistently, taking better care of myself, my will to live.

Tagging: @groovylabrat @thewolfmanny @littleaxebad @pinkgelatin @lynnwayneblack @cupofbrownsugar @cupofangst @deadlilmoon @thebloodpit

[cupofangst]

Bold of YOU to assume the same! 😂

Favorite color: Purple

Currently reading: “This Is Vegan Propaganda” by Ed Winters

Last song: “I Bet My Life” by Imagine Dragons

Last series: Can’t remember

Last movie: Up

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Spicy. No contest

Currently working on: Multiple HOA wips. Some which may or may not ever be posted because I’m hopeless

I tag @thatdoodlebug @ill-heart @kolchekyourweapons @kassiekolchek22 @myscprin @ivycross and whoever else wants to join in. Apologies if you’ve already been tagged once.

[kolchekyourweapons]

Thank you so much for the tag @cupofangst - and also for reminding me that “I Bet My Life” exists because I forgot how good a song it is 😭

Favourite colour: Deep red (gothic, Dracula’s castle red, you know what I’m saying 😏 )

Currently reading: The Cthulhu Mythos Tales

Last Song: I Bet My Life by Imagine Dragons because I put it on after @cupofangst said it so technically it’s the last one for me too 😂

Last series: Obi-Wan Kenobi

Last movie: The newest Scream movie 🍿

Sweet/Spicy/Savoury: I’m not great with spice, I’m usually a mix between sweet and savoury but I’d say savoury takes precedence 👌🏻

Currently working on: a plan to get my life together because I don’t have a clue what’s going on

I apologise if I tag anyone who’s already been tagged but @white-lupus @pinkgelatin @yamakazziiii @candygrahm @xshybutdeadlyx @thebloodpit @dreadpegasus @ctrvpani @charliethehoesmaster

[mooninparadise]

✨Give You All of My Devotion✨

See the saucy version here~

An AU in which Salim is a Leafy Seadragon and Jason is a blue Halfmoon Betta

Trying to navigate social media when you wanna draw not sfw stuff is so tricky. I'm so sorry if y'all struggle to see my stuff on Twitter! 😭 I had seen a tag on my last one that they couldn't see it. A lot of it is tagged sensitive (and like, reasonably so) so it's a bit hit or miss. I adore reading all your tags. they seriously make my day.

also I hope everyone in this fandom is doing good. I love y'all -kisses your forehead-

[aislinnsulien]

So @pinkgelatin called Jason a RABID RACCOON and now @kolchekyourweapons and I cannot unsee this glorious shit, AKA

Jason on his way to Salim's

Jason all day erryday

Jason and Zain

[kolchekyourweapons]

“The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest one among you”

[kolchekyourweapons]

[aislinnsulien]

Higher Power: *super happy with Salim in general* Higher Power: You’ve been such a loyal subject, spotless, perfect, we’re all fans up here. As a reward we’re gonna let you pick your soulmate. Salim: Oh man, oh wow, amazing, thank you, can I see them? Higher Power: We have quite a few. This is Nicole, she’s an astrophysicist and jogs 10 miles a day. Salim: Okay, nice. Who’s next? Higher Power: This is Justin, he will discover cure for cancer and also donates to charities for sick children. Salim: Sure, yeah. Wow. Who else? Higher Power: This is Louise, she teaches sign language for free in her spare time and is on the verge of a stem-cell breakthrou- Meanwhile in the background: Jason standing on a pile of cornbread, southern-style banjo blasting, singing along in his heavy hick accent. His bbq grill explodes because he’s too busy singing, the cornbread now singed and inedible. He pulls out a rifle and shoots at spindly vampires emerging from a corn field, shouting FUCK YOU TOO in an even heavier accent. Also wiggling his tight little ass in celebration whenever he shoots one down.

Salim: …fuck my entire life, but that one.

[sneakdevil]

Put your head on my shoulder

Hold me in your arms, baby

Squeeze me oh so tight

Show me that you love me too

[kolchekyourweapons]

If Death touches you, you die -

Me:

[dreadpegasus]

One last horrah (oorah?) for mermay 🕺

[kolchekyourweapons]

[houseofashesbrainrot]

Salim: no i’m not tired of being nice, yes i still just wanna go apeshit, these things can coexist, stop asking me

[ringo-smile]

Here’s a Bloodborne/Castlevania/Kuroshitsuji/Sleepy Hollow/Corpse Bride/Phantom of the Opera/Hunchback of Notre Dame/Witcher/The man in the iron mask/any-gothic-dark-fantasy-themed and historical series inspired AU with Jason and Salim ૮ ˶´ ᵕˋ ˶ა Ngl, I think this one gave me a brain damage with the amount of work it took to finish but if you’ll like it, then it’s definitely been worth the effort 😩 I’m a sucker for dark fantasy stuff, preferably filled with lots of angst, misery, occult creatures, pirates and sexy leather outfits, so I just had to turn Jason into a 17th century, long haired, sexy bloodsucker ૮ ˶´ ᵕˋ ˶ა The urge was too strong and I was doomed to lose that fight from the very beginning (as I always do, why do I act like it’s a big surprise)

I tried to come up with some context and explanation for this random thing I’ve decided to shamelessly force upon you, so I ended up writing this idea for a Jalim AU, even though it might be shitty and make no sense at all but I’m putting it out there in case anyone’s interested in reading and judging it… (ง ื▿ ื)ว *whispers* bring it on *wink wink*

Warning: If anyone was imagining Jason’s father to be a good-natured, wonderful man then…well here, he’s the opposite of that. He’s quite the motherfucker actually and by the end, we’re all going to agree that he should die in a fire. Alright, you’ve been warned.

(At the bottom I’ve listed some songs that inspired me <3) I’ve been thinking that Jason might be a young, almost freshly turned and outcasted vampire and Salim could be some sort of a warrior/hunter (kinda inspired by the concept of a Medjay in Assassin’s Creed Origins or a witcher) who’s only part human, as he’s of a unique decent, that results in him being a half-angel, with an Esmeralda-like charm and pirate vibes, because he just loves to sail. He regarded himself to be more a human than an angel and the only thing that betrayed his angelic nature were his powers, strength and wings, although he used to hide those most of the time.

Keep reading

[deadlilmoon]

Dunno if you're still into DA but what about Fenris?

Oh my edgy elf boy! I really like him in a romantic way with Hawke. He's more interesting as a character when he's Hawke's LI. Especially when Hawke is a mage

[kolchekyourweapons]

I am yours

[hopesallwegotleft]

[kolchekyourweapons]

Jason: Anything moves, we’ll be here before my cock leaves your mouth.

Nick: What?

Jason: What?