House Of Ashes Brainrot

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Hey y’all, fun fact if you didn’t know, I wrote a fic like ages ago where Salim moves to London, so... if you wanna check that out it’s linked below<3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35081476/chapters/87385063

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college age jason kolchek as an art major ... thank you Say Nothing universe for giving me the gift that is this headcanon.... thank you to my mother and father goose

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When you pick up the alien music collectible

Salim pulling the cutest excited puppy faces when he hears alien music. I love how fast he goes from "!" to ":D"

Jason not been able to resist smiling too because Salim is excited is too cute

How is he so adorable

I couldn't keep hold of the item and keep the camera moving around at the same time so Jason tossed it back on the floor and whipped his gun out instead. :\

Why does Jason look like he's absolutely going through it

Jason what did you do. The music stopped :(

Give it to him he wants it

[houseofashesbrainrot]

omg hi me you should check out our fics we wrote

omg no way hi me, i should totally do that and SO SHOULD YOU go read my fics i wrote a lot of them but also most of them aren't house of ashes related sorry gang but GOGOGO

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Salim, out of the blue: I would be far more comfortable if I had fewer bones.

Jason: ?????

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Jason: GOOGLE SHABOOZEY RIGHT NOW.

Nick: I know who Shaboozey is.

Jason: GO TO GOOGLE.COM AND GOOGLE SHABOOZEY RIGHT NOW.

Salim: Who is Shaboozey?? Okay I'll Google him. OH!!

Jason: I DISCOVERED THIS WHEN I DECIDED TO GOOGLE SHABOOZEY ONCE.

[houseofashesbrainrot]

Hey y’all, fun fact if you didn’t know, I wrote a fic like ages ago where Salim moves to London, so… if you wanna check that out it’s linked below<3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35081476/chapters/87385063

[houseofashesbrainrot]

do y'all ever reread your own fics from like years ago and realise you've regressed in writing ability because that's how i feel about this fic lmao

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Jason: No, don't-!

Nick: JASON LISTENS TO WHITE GIRL MUSIC!!

Rachel: What?

Joey: Lmao why??

Jason: BRITNEY SPEARS DIED FOR OUR SINS, OKAY??

[shou-scribbles]

Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top!

[shou-scribbles]

Absolute tomfoolery

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meanwhile jason is kicking and screaming bloody murder

Nick: I gotcha!

Jason: I WILL KILL YOUR PARENTS I WILL END YOUR BLOODLINE PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW.

[vtachvfib]

Jason when he disagrees with Nick: I’m sorry buddy, but no.

Jason when he disagrees with Eric:

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Nick: Hey we should do this insane dangerous thing that would get us all killed!

Jason: My beautiful baby angel child who can do no wrong, you are usually right but in this case I'm going to have to ask you to sit this one out.

Nick: Aw, okay :(

Eric: Or, we could-

Jason: *shoots him dead*

[washidashi]

salim's neck has become non-existent after this point RIP this man and his height over his boyfriend 😔

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Salim: Are you sure I can't hold the umbrella for you..?

Jason: I'm doing something nice for you because I love you!!!

Salim: Alright, thank you :')

[hug-kiss-marry-kill]

What should we do with Rachel King (The Dark Pictures Anthology: House of Ashes)?

Hug

Kiss

Marry

Kill

Voting ended onFeb 28, 2025

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how dare y'all kill ashley tisdale (also rachel is like the best character fight me she deserves the WORLD and a kiss on the forehead)

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Jason: No, don't-!

Nick: JASON LISTENS TO WHITE GIRL MUSIC!!

Rachel: What?

Joey: Lmao why??

Jason: BRITNEY SPEARS DIED FOR OUR SINS, OKAY??

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Jason: StOp crossing the road like that, do you have no anxiety??

Salim: Oh, I have anxiety, but my anxiety is more like I'm confident the cars won't hit me but I'm worried the drivers don't like me.

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Nick: You tried to join the freemasons???

Eric: No, I just looked into it!

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Jason, hatching a plot: Let's do it.

Joey: I'm in.

Nick: guys, isn't that against the rules? What if we get caught?

Jason: Nick Kay, I cannot wait for you to lose your virginity.

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Rachel, handing Jason a gun: Hold this. Do Not drop my baby.

Nick: Awww, he's holding your baby and carrying Salim's!

Jason: Shut. The Fuck. Up.