h,,hope

get komaedad lol main is @highon-helium

[komaeda413]

@skarmazenuk you’re sick in the head to bully teenagers over prince phillip. you’re a performative activist lmao

[dailytechnologynews]

Previously unknown bacteria discovered on the space station could help grow plants https://ift.tt/3bSn1kP

[skarmazenuk]

Ye-ah…previously unknown bacteria…“helps” grow plants.

I’ve seen enough sci-fi and horror to know where this is going.

[komaeda413]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Our brain is the most power computer in the world, and no one, not even the owners, have administrative access in it.

[skarmazenuk]

That’s…literally NOWHERE in the Bible; God was supposed to leave user instructions as well as repair and replacement protocols.

[komaeda413]

[shiftythrifting]

Found at the antique mall in Kalamazoo. He has bewitched me, body and soul. I will see his face in my dreams.

[timelordlullaby]

@glumshoe you

[glumshoe]

NO!!!

[skarmazenuk]

He’s clearly possessed of a benevolent spirit; probably only needs token sacrifices; milk left out to the east, coins to the south, etc.

[komaeda413]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Joe Biden was at some point a member of Fall Out Boy and I was extremely confused as to why no one was acknowledging it.

[tigerf-cker-deactivated20210711]

Fall Out Boy would literally not exist if it weren’t for Joe Biden. Pete Wentz’s parents met while working on Joe’s campaign. Pete Wentz would not exist if it weren’t for Joe Biden. Thanks, Joe

[komaeda413]

i hate joe he’s a bootlicker

[wesley-crush-her]

Star Trek: The Next Generation is a show where:

Wesley nearly destroyed the entire ship because he was drunk off of a virus

a cute redheaded doctor had the last name Crusher

Data was possessed by an old dead man

Data was possessed by a sun god

Riker swings his leg over the back of every chair he sits in

“I am programmed in multiple techniques, a wide variety of pleasuring.”

Dr. Crusher had ghost sex with her dead grandmother’s ghost lover

there’s a whole planet where men are half-naked slaves to women

kinky Klingon sex in the holodeck

Mark Twain

Lore banging shit around in Dr. Soong’s lab

“You’re especially limber this morning.”

there’s a planet where people have sex all the time and give each other massages but if you fall on some flowers you’ll be executed

Q summoned a mariachi band onto the bridge

“Im NoT lEsS pErFeCt ThAn LoRe!!!”

in an alien-caused nightmare, Sigmund Freud told Data to kill the crew

Lwaxana declared Riker her new husband on the bridge

Ferengi get off by having their ears rubbed

Deanna gave birth to an immaculate alien child

Riker temporarily became a caveman

Don’t tell me sci-fi is boring.

[lionesshathor]

Professor Moriarty holds the Enterprise hostage

Picard ambushes a Borg group by luring them into a holodeck noir novel and shooting them with a tommy gun

Worf ends up being a midwife

Data violates the prime directive for a pen pal

Picard is de-aged into a little kid and throws a fit during a hostage crisis

“Sir, I object. I am NOT a merry man!”

Klingon jesus is cloned back into existence

Geordi and Scotty fly a defunct shuttle into a dyson sphere

Riker eats live bugs in order to maintain cover during a mission

The biggest apex predator in the galaxy is a snowflake

A borg cube is defeated by convincing them all to take a nap mid-battle

A baby space whale imprints on the Enterprise

Riker accidentally clones himself and doesn’t find out until years later

A colony of Space Amish is resettled with a colony of clones

Data bankrupts a whole casino by cheating at craps

[skarmazenuk]

Don’t forget: Riker has sex with a female-identifying non-binary alien

Picard plots Borg genocide by introducing them to optical illusion pictures

“THERE!  ARE!  FOUR!  LIGHTS!”

“SHUT UP, WESTLEY!”

Zephram Cochrane commits sexual assault during First Contact

A Godlike superbeing committed cosmic genocide because his girlfriend got killed; neither the Avengers nor Starfleet intervened.

Pouty alien teenager listens to Klingon death metal to piss off his Father Figure.

Westley quits Starfleet to go hang out with a Godlike superbeing who definitely looks like he owns a white van.

After building up to it all episode, when Ambassador Spock finally makes it’s in the last thirty seconds of a two-episode arc, leaving us completely edged until next week/until we get the next episode queued and playing.

“Besides, Worf, you look good in a dress.”

[komaeda413]

[saintalbatross]

Reblog If Your Blog Is Safe For

Transgender people

Homosexual people

Bisexual people

Genderfluid people

Asexual people

Pansexual people

Autosexual people

Demisexual people

Bigender people

Agender people

Polysexual people

Straight people

Cisgender people

Straight allies of the lgbtqpiad community

ANYONE

[socky-sock-deactivated20230605]

B)

[skarmazenuk]

NO COPS.

[komaeda413]

[cleopatronising]

[pom-seedss]

I had a feeling the music would make this perfect and it did.

[mind-if-i-scream]

Oh to live in a place with scream children as neighbors

[komaeda413]

[funnypicsdept]

Funny Pics & Memes

[komaeda413]

[thebookquotes]

In your life, you meet people. Some you never think about again. Some, you wonder what happened to them. There are some that you wonder if they ever think about you. And then there are some you wish you never had to think about ever again. But you do.

— C.S. Lewis, The Wonder Years

[komaeda413]

[sortumavaara]

Starfleet approved disciplinary action, or maybe Jim is a big fat liar.

On another note I'm so proud how Bones turned out, he's really difficult to get right.

[komaeda413]

[skarmazenuk]

“Rules? You want to talk to me about rules? Good men don’t need rules. Today is NOT the day to find out why I have so many.”

— The Doctor, and, also, me.

[komaeda413]

[crittizen]

a compilation

[crittizen]

[skarmazenuk]

YOU ASSHOLES REALIZE YOU’LL ALL BE LUCKY TO LIVE AS LONG AND AS HEALTHY A LIFE AS THAT MAN, RIGHT?

YOU GET THAT ONE DAY YOU’LL BE THE OLD PERSON MOCKED FOR YOUR CORPSELIKE APPEARANCE, RIGHT?

YOU GET THAT ALL YOU’RE DOING IS PROJECTING YOUR OWN FEARS ABOUT DEATH AND OLD AGE OUT THERE, RIGHT?

Show some fucking class.

[peenalize]

bold of you to assume im letting myself live that long

[skarmazenuk]

Then kill yourself. Now.

[surgeryunit]

I’m sorry, what the fuck? This is a fucking teenager, and you’re a grown ass man. Listen to your own advice sometimes.

[skarmazenuk]

Then maybe that kid’s mouth shouldn’t be writing checks his ass can’t cash.

As to you? Go fuck yourself. I’m sure it’s the closest you’ll ever get to actual human warmth.

[komaeda413]

Awww, look! Making fun of teenagers! How old are you, 40? Write a book about us or something. Go ahead, do it!

- tartagliaa

[hinata79]

octagon,,has 3 sidesm,, you were wron,g agian

dawg dont fuck with me rn i know its 6

[komaeda413]

hansahb,,,, okay

[funkyfartmaster]

Have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “Oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”

[bobo-the-part-time-clown]

gonna start some ✨positivity✨so !! tag some ppl if you feel like rbing this!!

@bluebellthesponge <3 @larkiaquail @fandomfishbish @stillbrights @plethodon-cinereus @a-ghostlight-for-roman @violet-dandelions @killjoyjay ur friends have AWESOME taste

[a-ghostlight-for-roman]

!! @winterrose42 @thou-shant-stop-the-errink @yun0ko @potato-going-down!!!

[winterrose42]

!!!! @atlasistryingherbest @vindicatedvirgil @ace-in-a-shopping-cart 💜💜

[atlas-tries]

!!!!!!!!!!!!! QwQ

@apiratefellinlovewithastar @itsafangirlthing416 @evilback-wards @taxicabinmemphis @freckled-scarfy @icequeen1315 @shut-up-its-sonny

[shut-up-its-sonny]

>:O what? I mean! I think the same of you Atlas So I guess it’s not too far fetched for someone to think that of me XD

 @remromfantasies @pumpkinpadparadscha @pleasedonthurtcjstar and basically everyone in the discord XD

[remromfantasies]

Awww thank you oh my gosh!!!!! Tlajfkdhf this makes me so happy like you don’t understand 😂😍😍💝💝💝 dude the feeling is SO mutual 🥰🥰🥰

[harmonica-demon]

Oh, hello, I somehow found this post so.. @starbughere​ @nonbinary-lee 

[official-lucifers-child]

it’s kinda funny bc i’m actually able to see @snappydragonier and @koolaidelordofficial irl so yeah i’ll tag them and then also like. my partners. like people who get to see you in person??? yeah i wanna be them

[lemongrass-and-cedarwood]

I know I wasn’t tagged but uh, @trephacards-bogbody @kisamesrightknee @ghostsdontcry @a-boy-named-mike @tuliharja @honeyyoshio I am very jealous of the people who know y'all irl, they’re in the presence of greatness, on a regular basis, so uh, very jell of them, very, very jell

[ghostsdontcry]

I AM DEAD, REALLY, wow I didn’t expect this and is so jasjcnakjsgasjh -keysmash bc i don’t know what to say but i feel really wholesome and cozy about this

This is SO MUTUAL 💖😭 @lemongrass-and-cedarwood i’m gonna remember that hide you when your on the run thing if I ever run away to your country 😅😅

I’m gonna tag @hayilaa-kats also bc you’re the best at cat pictures and general support  💖😭

[haakil-deactivated20210219]

@ghostsdontcry bruh, thank you!!

@scxundress @blackracheldare @friendsofkorra @whatarandomname @cerenoya @andpeggy21 @imaveryspookygirl @weepingplaidhoundpanda @morphinggamer02 @lbibalskid @panini-the-bird-killer @the-ds-abyss @the-dam-cantaloupe @screechingnightchild@thaliaisalesbian @angstycatthatlikestea​ Witch 

@lifejuncturez-deactivated202010 @lethughandsimonkiss ya know, if these guys were still on tumblr 

[screechingnightchild]

DUDE. Tysm <333

Okie here’s @daughter-of-hades1218 @allthese808sandheartbeats @chaoticneutralcinnamonroll @silversickles @cactus-extraordinaire @prince-loves-cheekbones (dude took me so long to recall ur url lmao) @emotional-support-hufflepuff @idkjustalemon @ wait fuck… im probably missing so many people sigh. my mind is a dead place okay. @all my followers and mutuals. thas the best i can do for now.

[cactus-extraordinaire]

@screechingnightchild

AAAAAAAH THANKS

Okay so we have @silversickles @capt-sparrow @aadya23 @mango-pickle @apocalyptic-saboteur @wolfstarforeverandever @more-like-reyna @paranoid–introvert @blue00phoenix @kokichi-chan @potterheadedelleth AND ALL OF MY COOL MUTUALS AND FOLLOWERS I’M SO SORRY I CAN’T REMEMBER YOUR URLS RIGHT NOW

[sweetheartclaire]

THANK YOU??

@experiencecarrots @elixip @ihaveabsolutelynoidea @pgkokichi-69 @silversickles @cupidfawns @hajimes-erect-ahoge @fabulousroy @suddenly-danganronpa

[justaseer]

/ a. AA?? WAIT WHTATYA???? THANK YOUIEUIF WHAGH?????

@mahi-chanapparently @irl-hajime-hinata @cxmdenn @proonv @shuichisaihara777 @wasteteeth-beanjuice @kirumi74 @kiyotaka-ishimaru98 ttheres more but i cant rememberr

[shuichisaihara777]

Akakkaam thank you friend,,,

@omalet @hinata79 @komaeda413 @komaeda2000 @shuichi-ultimate-detective @kiibo2727

[komaeda413]

th,,thanks

@komaeda470 and,,the rest of you that follow me,,thank,s

[komaeda413]

hello.,new followers

[hinata79]

hello

[komaeda413]

how.,,are you today.,,,

[komaeda413]

hello.,new followers