JON!

IM NOT A KID😭

[konathankenttheonly]

JONATHAN KENT

Age: 13

HIII! I’m Jon, you don’t know me but you probably know my parents, Lois lane and Superman -cough uh Clark Kent

Im the one and only superboy! Well, there’s kon I guess

My crush best friend is Damian Wayne ( @sonnova-bat )aka robin! Even if he dosent admit it I know he is!(my best friend that is)

TW: Internalized homophobia

Im still uh- learning how to use my powers so lay off if I crush your phone-

Mun is a minor

OOC

I WILL NOT ACCEPT HOMOPHOBIA IF ITS NOT APART OF THE ROLEPLAY

[konathankenttheonly]

I…

I..

@timothyjacksondrakewayne @cksmallville

[cksmallville]

Kiddo you okay?

[konathankenttheonly]

I don’t think so

[cksmallville]

want to talk about it?

[konathankenttheonly]

No

Yes

No

[cksmallville]

How about I make some dinner, I'll make your favorite. There's no pressure to talk about it but I'm there if you do want to

[konathankenttheonly]

Please..

[konathankenttheonly]

I…

I..

@timothyjacksondrakewayne @cksmallville

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

You okay, Jon?

[konathankenttheonly]

I don’t know

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

What’s going on, man?

[konathankenttheonly]

I uh

Damian

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

You like him, huh?

[konathankenttheonly]

Yes

[konathankenttheonly]

I…

I..

@timothyjacksondrakewayne @cksmallville

[cksmallville]

Kiddo you okay?

[konathankenttheonly]

I don’t think so

[cksmallville]

want to talk about it?

[konathankenttheonly]

No

Yes

No

[konathankenttheonly]

I…

I..

@timothyjacksondrakewayne @cksmallville

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

You okay, Jon?

[konathankenttheonly]

I don’t know

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

What’s going on, man?

[konathankenttheonly]

I uh

Damian

[konathankenttheonly]

I…

I..

@timothyjacksondrakewayne @cksmallville

[cksmallville]

Kiddo you okay?

[konathankenttheonly]

I don’t think so

[konathankenttheonly]

I…

I..

@timothyjacksondrakewayne @cksmallville

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

You okay, Jon?

[konathankenttheonly]

I don’t know

[konathankenttheonly]

I…

I..

@timothyjacksondrakewayne @cksmallville

[konathankenttheonly]

FUCKFUCKFUCLFUCKFUCKBITCHBITCHSHITDAMNGOFDAMNFUCK

[tim-drake-agenda]

did Damian do something or are you just cussing into the void before one of your parents catches you.

[konathankenttheonly]

Can it be both?

[konathankenttheonly]

Would you like to learn how to make gun powder from natrually occuring terranian substances?

@kryptonian-zenith

Uhhh

YES!

[ventisflower]

I loved making this

[chronicinsomniacrobin]

I have something for you too!

@konathankenttheonly

Okay, cool, what is it?

[konathankenttheonly]

[chronicinsomniacrobin]

I look like your ex-stepfather

[konathankenttheonly]

What.

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

This one. The bald one.

[konathankenttheonly]

HE WASNT MY STEP FATHER

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

He definitely ‘milked Clark’s cow’.

[konathankenttheonly]

THATS WHAT YOU MEANT?

THE BOOMBAYAH?

FREAKY TIME?

ALSO

THEY WHAT

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

The ‘boombayah’?? That sounds like a dance, Jon.

Also, that’s OBVIOUSLY what I meant! Jeez!

And, yeah, they have. I had to see it, when I hacked into Luthorcorps’ computers to try and find Kon’s dna file so I could clone him when he died.

Lex needs to encrypt his files — ESPECIALLY his camera files - better. I've seen THINGS.

[konathankenttheonly]

The devils tango is called a tango for a reason

WHATWHATWHATWHATWHAYWHAYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

OH I DID NOTT NEED TO HEAR THAT

WHATABOUTMOM

was kon secretly biological

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

Probably honestly.

@spacey-superboy that implies you really CAN get pregnant

[konathankenttheonly]

AHAHHZJZOXIDHDEKEJ KILL ME SOMEON

Kon is an omega in the A/b/o universe cannon/copes with jokes

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

I bet @sonnova-bat would figure it out for you

That kid would do literally anything for you

[konathankenttheonly]

@sonnova-bat PLZPLZPLZ FIND OUT IF KON IS BIOLOGICAL

I’ve literally seen him push me into danger and then call it ‘training

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

Yeah, please do, I wanna know

Jon, believe me, the way he’d do literally anything for you is borderline unhealthy. You’re basically immortal and he knows normal stuff won’t hurt you. HE LOVES YOU

[konathankenttheonly]

What if Lex is the one who got pregnant

Tim! He’s not— It’s not— He doesn’t love me, okay? He barely even likes when I show up unannounced

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

Oooh, another trans guy… interesting…

He loves you more than life. GOD you two are so dumb when it comes to each other

[konathankenttheonly]

Either that or he did freaker alien stuff…

Tim! I like girls! And Damian’s just—he’s just Damian!

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

Let me have an older trans guy to be friends with :(

you can like both, and Dami is gay and SUPER in love with you

[konathankenttheonly]

But..Lex is Lex..yk..evil crazy Homewrecker

…He’s not in love with me.

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

There’s a universe where he’s Batman.

YES HE IS! God, I need to set you two idiots up

[konathankenttheonly]

What

He barely tolerates me!

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

Yeah, and he’s dating Clark. I’ve been there a few times, it’s weird.

Have you MET Damian? He adores you! He just has some trouble expressing his feelings

[konathankenttheonly]

I ..nooo…so ..wrong…..Batman lex..no…

He won’t look me in the eye half the time

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

I’m pretty sure they’re married in that universe

Because he’s awkward!

[konathankenttheonly]

.

Damian Wayne ? Awkward? Are we talking about the same guy?

[chronicinsomniacrobin]

I have something for you too!

@konathankenttheonly

Okay, cool, what is it?

[konathankenttheonly]

[chronicinsomniacrobin]

I look like your ex-stepfather

[konathankenttheonly]

What.

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

This one. The bald one.

[konathankenttheonly]

HE WASNT MY STEP FATHER

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

He definitely ‘milked Clark’s cow’.

[konathankenttheonly]

THATS WHAT YOU MEANT?

THE BOOMBAYAH?

FREAKY TIME?

ALSO

THEY WHAT

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

The ‘boombayah’?? That sounds like a dance, Jon.

Also, that’s OBVIOUSLY what I meant! Jeez!

And, yeah, they have. I had to see it, when I hacked into Luthorcorps’ computers to try and find Kon’s dna file so I could clone him when he died.

Lex needs to encrypt his files — ESPECIALLY his camera files - better. I've seen THINGS.

[konathankenttheonly]

The devils tango is called a tango for a reason

WHATWHATWHATWHATWHAYWHAYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

OH I DID NOTT NEED TO HEAR THAT

WHATABOUTMOM

was kon secretly biological

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

Probably honestly.

@spacey-superboy that implies you really CAN get pregnant

[konathankenttheonly]

AHAHHZJZOXIDHDEKEJ KILL ME SOMEON

Kon is an omega in the A/b/o universe cannon/copes with jokes

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

I bet @sonnova-bat would figure it out for you

That kid would do literally anything for you

[konathankenttheonly]

@sonnova-bat PLZPLZPLZ FIND OUT IF KON IS BIOLOGICAL

I’ve literally seen him push me into danger and then call it ‘training

[sonnova-bat]

I have no interest in researching Luthors endeavors.

You need more practice.

[konathankenttheonly]

Just like steal kons dna or something and find out if it’s clone or bio! I don’t know how this works

Pushing me off a roof BEFORE we knew I could fly is NOT practice

[chronicinsomniacrobin]

I have something for you too!

@konathankenttheonly

Okay, cool, what is it?

[konathankenttheonly]

[chronicinsomniacrobin]

I look like your ex-stepfather

[konathankenttheonly]

What.

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

This one. The bald one.

[konathankenttheonly]

HE WASNT MY STEP FATHER

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

He definitely ‘milked Clark’s cow’.

[konathankenttheonly]

THATS WHAT YOU MEANT?

THE BOOMBAYAH?

FREAKY TIME?

ALSO

THEY WHAT

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

The ‘boombayah’?? That sounds like a dance, Jon.

Also, that’s OBVIOUSLY what I meant! Jeez!

And, yeah, they have. I had to see it, when I hacked into Luthorcorps’ computers to try and find Kon’s dna file so I could clone him when he died.

Lex needs to encrypt his files — ESPECIALLY his camera files - better. I've seen THINGS.

[konathankenttheonly]

The devils tango is called a tango for a reason

WHATWHATWHATWHATWHAYWHAYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

OH I DID NOTT NEED TO HEAR THAT

WHATABOUTMOM

was kon secretly biological

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

Probably honestly.

@spacey-superboy that implies you really CAN get pregnant

[konathankenttheonly]

AHAHHZJZOXIDHDEKEJ KILL ME SOMEON

Kon is an omega in the A/b/o universe cannon/copes with jokes

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

I bet @sonnova-bat would figure it out for you

That kid would do literally anything for you

[konathankenttheonly]

@sonnova-bat PLZPLZPLZ FIND OUT IF KON IS BIOLOGICAL

I’ve literally seen him push me into danger and then call it ‘training

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

Yeah, please do, I wanna know

Jon, believe me, the way he’d do literally anything for you is borderline unhealthy. You’re basically immortal and he knows normal stuff won’t hurt you. HE LOVES YOU

[konathankenttheonly]

What if Lex is the one who got pregnant

Tim! He’s not— It’s not— He doesn’t love me, okay? He barely even likes when I show up unannounced

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

Oooh, another trans guy… interesting…

He loves you more than life. GOD you two are so dumb when it comes to each other

[konathankenttheonly]

Either that or he did freaker alien stuff…

Tim! I like girls! And Damian’s just—he’s just Damian!

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

Let me have an older trans guy to be friends with :(

you can like both, and Dami is gay and SUPER in love with you

[konathankenttheonly]

But..Lex is Lex..yk..evil crazy Homewrecker

…He’s not in love with me.

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

There’s a universe where he’s Batman.

YES HE IS! God, I need to set you two idiots up

[konathankenttheonly]

What

He barely tolerates me!

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

Yeah, and he’s dating Clark. I’ve been there a few times, it’s weird.

Have you MET Damian? He adores you! He just has some trouble expressing his feelings

[konathankenttheonly]

I ..nooo…so ..wrong…..Batman lex..no…

He won’t look me in the eye half the time

[chronicinsomniacrobin]

I have something for you too!

@konathankenttheonly

Okay, cool, what is it?

[konathankenttheonly]

[chronicinsomniacrobin]

I look like your ex-stepfather

[konathankenttheonly]

What.

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

This one. The bald one.

[konathankenttheonly]

HE WASNT MY STEP FATHER

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

He definitely ‘milked Clark’s cow’.

[konathankenttheonly]

THATS WHAT YOU MEANT?

THE BOOMBAYAH?

FREAKY TIME?

ALSO

THEY WHAT

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

The ‘boombayah’?? That sounds like a dance, Jon.

Also, that’s OBVIOUSLY what I meant! Jeez!

And, yeah, they have. I had to see it, when I hacked into Luthorcorps’ computers to try and find Kon’s dna file so I could clone him when he died.

Lex needs to encrypt his files — ESPECIALLY his camera files - better. I've seen THINGS.

[konathankenttheonly]

The devils tango is called a tango for a reason

WHATWHATWHATWHATWHAYWHAYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

OH I DID NOTT NEED TO HEAR THAT

WHATABOUTMOM

was kon secretly biological

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

Probably honestly.

@spacey-superboy that implies you really CAN get pregnant

[konathankenttheonly]

AHAHHZJZOXIDHDEKEJ KILL ME SOMEON

Kon is an omega in the A/b/o universe cannon/copes with jokes

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

I bet @sonnova-bat would figure it out for you

That kid would do literally anything for you

[konathankenttheonly]

@sonnova-bat PLZPLZPLZ FIND OUT IF KON IS BIOLOGICAL

I’ve literally seen him push me into danger and then call it ‘training

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

Yeah, please do, I wanna know

Jon, believe me, the way he’d do literally anything for you is borderline unhealthy. You’re basically immortal and he knows normal stuff won’t hurt you. HE LOVES YOU

[konathankenttheonly]

What if Lex is the one who got pregnant

Tim! He’s not— It’s not— He doesn’t love me, okay? He barely even likes when I show up unannounced

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

Oooh, another trans guy… interesting…

He loves you more than life. GOD you two are so dumb when it comes to each other

[konathankenttheonly]

Either that or he did freaker alien stuff…

Tim! I like girls! And Damian’s just—he’s just Damian!

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

Let me have an older trans guy to be friends with :(

you can like both, and Dami is gay and SUPER in love with you

[konathankenttheonly]

But..Lex is Lex..yk..evil crazy Homewrecker

…He’s not in love with me.

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

There’s a universe where he’s Batman.

YES HE IS! God, I need to set you two idiots up

[konathankenttheonly]

What

He barely tolerates me!

[chronicinsomniacrobin]

I have something for you too!

@konathankenttheonly

Okay, cool, what is it?

[konathankenttheonly]

[chronicinsomniacrobin]

I look like your ex-stepfather

[konathankenttheonly]

What.

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

This one. The bald one.

[konathankenttheonly]

HE WASNT MY STEP FATHER

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

He definitely ‘milked Clark’s cow’.

[konathankenttheonly]

THATS WHAT YOU MEANT?

THE BOOMBAYAH?

FREAKY TIME?

ALSO

THEY WHAT

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

The ‘boombayah’?? That sounds like a dance, Jon.

Also, that’s OBVIOUSLY what I meant! Jeez!

And, yeah, they have. I had to see it, when I hacked into Luthorcorps’ computers to try and find Kon’s dna file so I could clone him when he died.

Lex needs to encrypt his files — ESPECIALLY his camera files - better. I've seen THINGS.

[konathankenttheonly]

The devils tango is called a tango for a reason

WHATWHATWHATWHATWHAYWHAYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

OH I DID NOTT NEED TO HEAR THAT

WHATABOUTMOM

was kon secretly biological

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

Probably honestly.

@spacey-superboy that implies you really CAN get pregnant

[konathankenttheonly]

AHAHHZJZOXIDHDEKEJ KILL ME SOMEON

Kon is an omega in the A/b/o universe cannon/copes with jokes

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

I bet @sonnova-bat would figure it out for you

That kid would do literally anything for you

[konathankenttheonly]

@sonnova-bat PLZPLZPLZ FIND OUT IF KON IS BIOLOGICAL

I’ve literally seen him push me into danger and then call it ‘training

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

Yeah, please do, I wanna know

Jon, believe me, the way he’d do literally anything for you is borderline unhealthy. You’re basically immortal and he knows normal stuff won’t hurt you. HE LOVES YOU

[konathankenttheonly]

What if Lex is the one who got pregnant

Tim! He’s not— It’s not— He doesn’t love me, okay? He barely even likes when I show up unannounced

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

Oooh, another trans guy… interesting…

He loves you more than life. GOD you two are so dumb when it comes to each other

[konathankenttheonly]

Either that or he did freaker alien stuff…

Tim! I like girls! And Damian’s just—he’s just Damian!

[timothyjacksondrakewayne]

Let me have an older trans guy to be friends with :(

you can like both, and Dami is gay and SUPER in love with you

[konathankenttheonly]

But..Lex is Lex..yk..evil crazy Homewrecker

…He’s not in love with me.

[konathankenttheonly]

The queer isn’t the problem before conservatives are here (go away I’m a minor)

It’s the HOME WRECKINH