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@konigisking
❝ Ah, yes, I typically use the internet for late night Wikipedia deep dives but Horangi said this would be 'fun' for me. I am having second thoughts already. ❞
Helloooow, are you still alive?
technically, but im mostly on @cmdr-graves atm
BITING YOU NOT CUTELY RAAGHHHRHGFHRHRHF
I asked nicely :(
Bites him cutely.
I- Do not do that.
Ah, Miauend. You are so tiny...
Mmrmrrmmpp… rrooAAooww!!
(As a humanoid, the most he can do is rub his feline cheeks against the man’s shoulders. Cat instincts are eternal.)
[ Tiny head scratches from too large hands, a grin can be heard in his voice. ]
Good cat.
König x.x I goofed... I didn't eat soon enough & I'm still a shaking mess even after eating x.x send foods (& maybe snuggles)
-✍
Ach, you must take better care of yourself. Come sit, we can share dumplings, ya?
SQUEE! 🤗 made my day 🥰
- ✍
I am glad to have contributed.
American, just educated on German Ancestry I guess... can I get a hug too? I'm a hugger...
Even still, it is nice to hear appreciation. Und, yes. We are friends, no?
Can I like... hug you...?
- ✍
Mm, ja. Come here!
plz tell me you're transphobic
Was-? Nein, ich - Did I do something?
I speak a little German, that's how I know them. I have family that is fluent and used to know an exchange student who was german 😅
.... That makes much more sense than what I was thinking. You are German?
Also, danke. Make sure they are out of hearing range before you call someone that, ja?
Your language is so schön! Teletubbyzurückwinker and evolutionsbremse make me happy 😊
Why do you know these words? Is someone calling you that?
Hiya Mr. Kornig! I'm Flan!
I heard about you from my not-friend Mr. Phipip and-
You're... A lot taller than I thought you'd be...
Anyways! It's nice to meet you, Mr. Kornig! I was gonna bring you a flower but I realized I didn't know what your favorite flower was so I decided to just wait to ask you. What's your favorite flower, Mr. Kornig?
- @flaanon 🍮
(hi Cash! You can't run from me! :D)
Ah, you are - small. Und my name is König. I know it can be difficult to say. We can find a nickname, if that is easier?
Where are my manners? It is my pleasure, Flan. You do not have to do that at all, I appreciate you saying hello. But if you must know, my favorites are chamomile flowers. Or lavender.
What is your favorite flower?
Nights like these reminded König of how blessed he was. As he made popcorn in the kitchen, Nancy looping between his legs while Holly got things ready in the living room, there could be nothing else but a fullness in his heart.
"Liebe," He calls over his shoulder while salting the popcorn. "Do you want anything else while I am here? A drink, candy?"
Holly scrolled the Netflix app on her phone, trying to find the show she wanted Konig to watch with her this evening.
"Do we have any Coca Cola cans?" She called out, head tilting slightly but eyes remaining fixed on the device in front of her.
Knodel had claimed her lap as her seat this evening, despite there being plenty of space on other chairs around the room. Attention finally dragged away from her phone to give the kitty some head scratches as she turned to Konig, a soft smile on her face.
Yeah. Life's good.
"... and a Kit-Kat!"
A can of coke, a kit-kat, a bag of sour gummy worms, a bottle of water, and a bowl of popcorn are all balanced in his arms while he makes his way carefully around the cat rubbing against his legs toward the couch.
"Ach, you were just fed. You will trip me." To Nancy before everything gets dumped on the coffee table.
Finally, König settled in to the couch beside Holly, not without giving Knödel head scratches as well. Räuber was around here somewhere, but as the most anti-social of the cats would often sit in the cat tree on their movie nights instead of cuddled up.
"What are we watching tonight?"
size — how big are their genitals? what cup size are they? what are their body measurements?
queen — are they a size queen? do they prefer length, girth, or both? do they like textures?
stealing from codnasties bc i agree - 12oz redbull can. bro is big in every sense of the word
könig would settle for CRUMBS if that is what he is given. however, he is unpracticed in both sucking dick and bottoming, so he'd struggle either way
top or bottom — are they more of a top or a bottom, or are they more versatile? does it depend on their partner(s)? do they like penetrating or being penetrated more? do they like giving oral or receiving oral more? do they like stimulating or being stimulated more?
service top könig is so real. my boy is a munch and I've had multiple conversations about him falling asleep between thighs before
body — what is their favorite body part of theirs? of their partner(s)'? are there any specific body parts they like to pay special attention to (ex. feet, hands, ass, etc)? where are their erogenous zones? where are they most sensitive?
while könig would much prefer to be incorporeal, he sees how much pleasure he can give through his hands, so we'll call that a favorite
on partners, he is a chest kind of guy. he wouldn't want to ask to make his dick fit elsewhere, so catch him pressing his ear to their chest to listen to their heartbeat after he's fucked it