[emily-axford]

hey guys!!! so, i’m not entirely sure how we are here, but there’s 13k of you following my mess of a blog???? truly crazy!!! AND today is also my blogs 12th birthday !!!! (someone tell me how i’ve suvived this hellsite since june 27th, 2010?!?!) so to celebrate all of the above and thank you guys, i thought i’d do a lil celebration!

to participate:

must be following me

please reblog this post

VOTE in my favourite movies poll (poll will close on july 15th)

mutuals only: send me a 🦕 + an episode of tv or a movie and i’ll make you a timestamp roulette gifset (y’all know my fandoms but if you’re unsure about something, please, feel free to ask!!!)

if you have any questions at all, or ever need anything, bc i am here for you all, always, please don’t hesitate to yell my way, it’s so very surreal to me that anyone even follows this messy place that looks like the inside of my brain honestly, i appreciate you all so very much!!! thank you again! ✨

tagging people below - no pressure at all to participate but all signal boosts and votes/requests are deeply appreciated! 

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[lyanro]

seeing anyone going “ok fandom blog” “you’re a ___ fan I’m not listening to you” in any context on this app is SO funny to me like imagine voluntarily choosing to spend time in a sewer with a bunch of other people and then being like “wow you chose to be in the sewer for THAT? my reason for willingly spending time in this sewer is so much better than yours and I am much cooler than you” girl we are all in the damn sewer.. we all wear the same clown makeup… be humble…..

[systemic-dreams]

“Actually We’re the Grayest and the Blobiest,” claims gray blob. “Therefore we will not be listening to anything you say.”

[tototavros]

my favorite variant of “really makes you think” is “really donks your kong” and i’m not sure where i got it from but i’m a fan

[thecaduceusclay]

thots on horses?

I think those are called cowboys

[dutchster]

for someone who’s grown up I sure plan to do a lot of things later when I’m grown up

[angelicguy]

alcatraz for milfs

[rolofunk]

Joanne’s fabrics

[spixi-moved-deactivated20240205]

girl help i managed my time poorly and now im suffering the consequences

[mundycide]

[duvidha-mp3]

[peanit]

t-shirt that says “i rely on pharmaceutical drugs to preform routine tasks”

[verdigrisvagabond]

Booty shorts that say “and then I don’t do them”

[honeytuesday]

autumn is really like. i brought you some sunlight from when you were 10. didn't the world feel so bright to you then? i'll drench your hands in syrupy nostalgia, so everything you make is stained bittersweet. i'll ruffle your hair with an ice-kissed breeze--it'll be the kindest touch you've had in years. you finally feel like a part of something grander. i'm the last warm hand you hold before winter surrender.

[spamton]

You're telling me a ginger bred this man?

[atombombtom]

this post actually made me consider my mortality. i am going to die one day oh my god

[spamton]

good evening?

[shallitickleyournerdbutton]

an update

[emeraldwhale]

[disorganised-thomas]

with help from @lord-bep 💖

[hopefullyababe]

[fairycosmos]

i was so angry at everything when i was 13. and i was right

[la-venere]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

[la-venere]

THIS ONE

[phthalooo]

i can see it

[lo9lmkjgfgg-deactivated20260203]

This destroyed me.

[withlovewithsqualor-deactivated]

Might fuck around and accept the things I cannot change

[stealthboy]

might go wild and have the courage to change the things i can

[sam-is-moths]

Would be funny if I had the wisdom to know the difference

[dumbassacademia]

Lady Macbeth's only crime was simply being too much of a girlboss

[kwarrtz]

yeah bro, look at the sign. we gotta- yeah, i know it’s a public parking garage, but what are we gonna do? break the law? now take off your pants, bro

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i know how much you guys love getting vital news through memes so even though i didn’t have a joke ready i whipped this up for all of you

[bluesturngold]

the story is extremely sketchy and based on claims made by former cops who presented no evidence other than just saying they figured out it was him. no dna matching, a bunch of coincidences and a handful of people convinced this terrible dude they knew was secretly the zodiac killer. also worth noting, the original interview was given to fox news, which has a very strained relationship with factual reporting.

also worth noting which news outlets have picked up the story:

when you see fox news, the new york post, the sun, and TMZ, you need to be extremely skeptical, because none of them have a strong track record of factual reporting, and the latter three are more in the realm of sensationalist tabloids than legitimate news outlets