I had a dream last night where Stardust came out and it was as bad as expected. It was 90% about David's sex life and there was a part where he woke up in someone else's bed that had McDonald's sheets on it and David whispered "what the hell" (in reaction to the sheets) before leaving. The actor actually looked like him though. In the dream I was friends with David and Elton John and we were talking abouy it and David had to explain the concept of a wedding and why they included it in the movie
Bro I've read this like 20 times and I still don't know how to process this
Watch the movie come out and have the exact plot line























