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((im taking a small break. i know i havent really been on here, but work was hell. ive put all of my blogs on hiatus, and im mostly just trying to spend this month winding back down. i hope to be here and the rest of my blogs sooner than a month, but ill keep you guys posted when i can. if you wanna add me on discord, just reply to this post or IM me and ill throw you my username
((two more days of hell and then i hope to be on here more. thanks for being patient guys! so sorry to make you wait!
❛ in the training room / your hood falls off and now I see / wow, how cool you are. ❜
“DON’T LOOK AT ME WITHOUT MY HOOD!!”
mst3k sentence starters meme
these are quotes taken directly from various seasons from the hit comedic science fiction / film critic show ‘ mystery science theater 3000 ‘. you may change around quotes as you see fit !
“ six year olds and nuclear weapons: a combination that just can’t be beat. “
“ you know , ants can carry entire watermelons. and big chicken legs. happened in the flintstones. “
“ you were only here for ten minutes ! “
“ uh — oh ! that’s no way to treat your clothes ! “
“ but that’s how they treat me ! “
“ there’s a new testament in town ! “
“ where you going with that gun in your hand ? “
“ music ?! why here ?! why now ?! why us ?! “
“ it might just be the wine , _____ , but you’re a pretty man … “
“ _____, no ! you must’n ! “
“ he has a haunting ugliness … “
“ there’s 80,000 of them and seven of us. “
“ i want to hurt this movie. but i can never hurt it the way it’s hurt me ! “
“ they really have captured the grandeur of white guys walking in herds. “
“ you’re watching _____ television ! all _____ , all the time ! “
“ why does he have to kill them to prove his point ? can’t he just show them a pie chart or something ? “
“ ‘ no dancing. not allowed. ‘ this is just like footloose … “
“ oooh ! _____ ! we gotta get outta here, _____ ! “
“ okay , let’s get funky now. “
“ why , why can’t i get a baked potato before five in this town ? “
“ hey , you’re giving away the plot ! “
“ ahh , _____ wrote that so they could get laid. “
“ oh , sure — HUH ?! “
“ i’ll never understand white people… “
“ well , i learned somethin’ , _____: i learned that doctors don’t care. “
“ hey , i’m experiencing a sensation altogether new to me , and frankly … i love it ! “
“ this guy’s gonna die of nonchalance. “
“ ‘ maybe we could talk about it over a cup of coffee. ‘ would you like a c cup or a d cup of coffee ? “
“ well , mmm , gosh , i , mmm … hmm. uh… “
“ ‘ i’m okay. i don’t need a ride. ‘ what was i thinking ? it’s like 47 miles ! “
“ … and I like you because …? “
“ okay , okay ! hee — hee — hee … “
“ ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR STUPID , ROTTED SKULL , YOU DUMB MAN ?! “
“ i have no powers , but i can skip reasonably well ! “
warrioroflondonbelow:
Things I’ve Said Out of Context (Sentence Starters):
“I don’t want to go on a night adventure. I just want my cat.” “HOLY TRINITY, BITCH!” “Okay, but shh! Look at the moon!” “I don’t need to say ‘I told you so.’ The regret flooding through your face is enough for me.” “Let’s see what I’ve got in my bag…. Empanadas! And… More Empanadas!!” “I’m not a chair!” “Nothing. I didn’t need anything. I just came in here to annoy you, really.” “….Why is my face so puffy right now?” “But why can’t I adopt an otter!?” *Obnoxiously finger guns right in front of your face* “Ah! Im sorry, did I whip you with my hair?” “I am the village bruja.” “If wearing cloaks was still a socially accepted thing, you know for a fact I’d wear them every god damn day!” “I can’t wait to get attached to a bunch of new Good Boys!” “This wouldn’t be a problem if Giant Irish Elks were still around.” “My glockenspiel!” “Look, look, look! The coat has these flap-flaps! I look like a little owl!” “Why can’t people just be nice!? It’s not that hard to do!” “Believe me, I’m a lot more boring than I seem.” “I could go home…. or, better yet, you can just adopt me!” “You’re my best friend and I love you, but I am not fake-marrying you just to get into another country!” “Look at that schnoz!” “I’m pretty sure I just found a cursed book.” “No, no, it’s really easy. All you have to do is *makes vague hand gestures and noises*.” “Huh, I didn’t know every person’s blood has a different taste.” “…. I’m gonna touch it.” “I wouldn’t mind getting eaten by The Lochness Monster, or drowned by a Mermaid. Eitherway, it’d be cool.”
Injuries Reference List
If you’re writing anything where your characters are getting injured a lot, it might be helpful to have an injuries reference list on hand. WELL, DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT BECAUSE I CREATED ONE. This is mostly the result of me having to look up something every time a character was gravely injured/being a lifeguard for seven years. I have some knowledge of first aid and how it might apply to the characters in your story.
Simple scrapes/cuts: There’s usually not much to worry about besides MAYBE an infection, which can be avoided with rubbing alcohol or peroxide. Remember, peroxide usually doesn’t burn or sting, but rubbing alcohol probably will. These injuries will bleed for a short amount of time, but it shouldn’t last too long.
Bruising: These occur when the blood vessels break under the skin, forming discoloration of the skin. The colors can vary, but they are usually purplish, bluish, or yellow. Again, this injury is usually not serious if it’s a result of a bump or cut, but if there’s significant bruising over a large area of the body there might be a serious problem. Usually time heals bruising.
Sprains: A sprain is torn or stretched ligament, but it is NOT a break. It is very common for someone to sprain an ankle or a wrist and it usually doesn’t require serious medical attention. The area might swell and should be iced. Sprains are usually treated with rest and a device that compresses the area—such as a sling or a bandage.
Broken bones (arms, fingers, legs, toes): Breaks can be serious, especially if they have to be set back into place. A person will most likely not be able to put pressure on a broken bone until it is healed (which could take weeks). A broken bone is REALLY serious when it fractures or breaks through the skin completely. If you write a character in this sort of situation, they will need to worry about infection and they might have to wait until the swelling goes down before splitting or covering.
Burns: Obviously, there are different degrees of burns, but simple burns will most likely be treated the same. Even the smallest burns will probably sting like hell, so it can be hard to function with an untreated burn. SERIOUS burns might require amputation (I’m talking about maybe 3rd to 4th degree burns). As a 1st degree burn is healing, it might itch—think how sunburn starts to itch after a while.
Broken back: A broken back can lead to paralysis, so you need to be very careful with how you treat someone. Your characters shouldn’t be throwing anyone over their shoulders with a back injury because it will only lead to more serious problems. If you suspect that someone has broken or injured their back, you need to keep them still until there is a way to safely move them.
Amputation: This happens when the removal of a body part because necessary to someone’s survival.If someone has a bad infection or there’s no way to stop the bleeding (you’ve applied a tourniquet, which will most likely end up causing an amputation later), a character might have to amputate in a serious situation.
Dislocated limb: If a bone “pops” out of its socket, a character might have to put it back into place. A dislocated limb restricts movement, so your character might not be able to go forward until the situation is resolved. Arms and fingers are commonly dislocated and there will probably be pain when they’re set back into place. Those limbs should be rested and iced to prevent swelling.
Jammed fingers: If you get your finger caught in a door, for example, and it doesn’t break; you might have a jammed finger. I’ve had a few of these in my life, which usually causes bruising and some pain, but it heals on its own. These types of injuries can be from jamming your fingers against something hard and you might lose a finger nail. They will most likely hurt for a while until they are healed.
Stab wounds: These are usually deep cuts by a knife or a sword or another sharp object. They need to be treated, as they are prone to infection, and they should be bandaged. If the bleeding is excessively bad, a common way to stop the bleeding is to get stitches or cauterize the wound. Cauterization is the process of burning the wound in order to seal it up. Think of lightsabers in Star Wars. No one bleeds when they’re cut because the “blade” of the lightsaber cauterizes the wound as it cuts. Your characters might have to stitch someone or cauterize someone in an emergency situation.
Gunshot wounds: Getting shot is a serious/life threatening situation, so your characters would need immediate medical attention.In an emergency situation, the bullet might have to be dug out and the wound cauterized if the bleeding is severe. If the bullet goes in and out, you might just have to worry about infection and covering the wound. A gunshot wound will be painful and will take a while to heal. If someone is shot in the leg, they will have trouble walking. The limbs will need time to heal.
Poisoning: This is a wide topic that could include food poisoning to being poisoned by another character, but they will probably feel very sick. Symptoms will include vomiting, dehydration, diarrhea, etc. Your character might get severe stomach aches and will not be able to function.Being poisoned can be deadly and can happen quickly. A medicine called Ipecac will induce vomiting in order to get the poisons out of someone’s symptoms, but will not work for EVERYTHING. Further treatment might be necessary.
Stomach wound: A person with a stomach wound will not last very long without addressing it. If it is deep enough, it will kill off your character unless the bleeding and infection can be stopped. Infection is usually what kills people with stomach wounds or gunshot wounds.
This is a list to be used for WRITING purposes only. Obviously you should call a doctor or get emergency treatment if something is serious. I also wrote this list assuming that your characters don’t have access to medical professionals, so keep that in mind. Hope this helps!
-Kris Noel
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‘ let me just make one thing clear… i have no clue what’s going on, ever, at any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever. ’ ‘ i would just like to publicly announce that i have no idea what i am doing ’ ‘ we came from the same star and we will come together again in the end ’ ‘ i have a ‘why am i like this’ moment at least five times a day ’ ‘ did i need it? no. did i buy it? yes. ’ ‘ the most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning ’ ‘ petition for stars in the day time please??? ’ ‘ i love it when i wake up and stretch and something cracks. makes me feel like a glo-stick ’ ‘ drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree ’ ‘ the most fucked up part of adult life is how you can just decide to do things ’ ‘ i’m a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times ’ ‘ i’m so tired but i’ll probably be awake until 3 am for no reason ’ ‘ time to kick my own ass. bitch had it coming for too long ’ ‘ honestly ‘thanks i hate it’ is one of the funniest phrases in the english language ’ ‘ do you ever wonder how many people have loved you and never told you? 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’ ‘ 90% of my day is me being nervous ’ ‘ cons: i’m an asshole. pros: i’m your asshole. ’ ‘ give me 10 reasons why i shouldn’t just turn into a slug right now ’ ‘ are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch ’ ‘ dear soulmate, where the fuck are you ’ ‘ i’m so easily revitalized by small, loving gestures ’ ‘ i dont know what im feeling but there is a lot of it ’ ‘ let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me ’ ‘ you ever just sit back and think like… yo… i really don’t care ’ ‘ im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face ’ ‘ what if mike was short for micycle ’ ‘ hey fellow regular kids what’s up ’ ‘ if u ever called me pretty i love you. ur pretty too ’ ‘ do you ever just ‘there’s probably something medically wrong with me but i’m just gonna ignore it and hope i don’t die’? ’ ‘ why did we stop building castles? i feel like humanity might live to regret that ’ ‘ i’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace ’ ‘ i am so glad you exist, even if you exist so far away from me ’ ‘ i can hold a wet bar of soap better than a conversation ’ ‘ she is beauty, she is grace, she got her feelings hurt 42 times today ’ ‘ 13 years of school and im still not sure if its ‘grey’ or ‘gray’ ’ ‘ hope u like bad girls because i’m bad at everything ’ ‘ got a problem with me? kiss me on the lips dude ’ ‘ too many songs about love. not enough songs about sword fights ’ ‘ don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again ’ ‘ i just did a tarot reading… it said ur a bitch ’ ‘ a good substitute for love and fulfillment? a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell ’ ‘ i fucked up? idk what you’re referring to but probably ’ ‘ *in a high-pitched mocking voice* “are you okay?” what the fuck. ’ ‘ how do u just….. not believe in aliens ’ ‘ a coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care ’ ‘ “you’re up early!” jokes on you i didn’t sleep at all and am in between energized and dying ’ ‘ dont wanna sound like a slut but i really need a hug right now ’ ‘ casual fan? no sorry i only know how to invest my whole livelihood into something and spend every waking moment thinking about said thing ’ ‘ i have a dozen hearts swirling around my head irl like that isnt a filter its permanent ’ ‘ i worry about you even when you say you’re fine ’ ‘ i will never hurt you. i will always stick by your side. i will always try to make you smile ’ ‘ true love: having to hold back your adorable, violent girlfriend to keep her from straight up murdering a dude ’ ‘ cute date idea: be nice to me ’ ‘ im so jealous of people who know what they want to do with their future i dont even know what t.v show to watch next ’ ‘ me? clingy? yes please don’t leave me ’ ‘ hey….,.,.. no offense but,,. i want someone to love and cherish me ’ ‘ i need someone to lay in bed with me for hours ’ ‘ dark hannah montana….. show me the worst of both worlds ’ ‘ someone has to say it: come on eileen is a fucking banger like that shit snaps,, a bop for the century ’ ‘ roses are red, i’m going to bed ’ ‘ bless netflix for creating the skip intro button honestly ’ ‘ they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because i keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it ’ ‘ i wanna burry my face in someone’s chest right now til i fall asleep and wake up 4 hours later just to find i’m still in their arms ’ ‘ the internet has ruined me honestly i’m numb to everything. it could be the end of the world and i’d be like “tag urself i’m the acid rain” ’ ‘ lately i have been…….dying to be in love…,..and that’s the mood sadly ’ ‘ not to be ns fw but i’d cry if someone kissed me on the cheek ’ ‘ sexting? nah. i’m into spexting. spooky texting. ever seen a ghost? hmu. ’ ‘ not to sound cocky as shit but i’m a fucking good person with a big heart and i deserve a lot more than the shitty hand life has dealt me this far ’ ‘ i say i love you a lot because i do ’ ‘ i’m sorry. i can’t come to the phone right now? why? oh. cause i hate talking on the phone please text me instead. ’ ‘ low on self esteem, so u run on mac & cheese ’ ‘ who’s gonna come lay with me in bed and let me wrap my legs and arms around u like a small bear ’ ‘ youre a coward if youre not on the way to my house right now to give me a kiss ’ ‘ my personality is like 90% the song i’m currently listening to ’ ‘ the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself ’ ‘ no offense @ life but can i have a breath.. a break… some slack… ’ ‘ the best kind of alcohol is a lot ’ ‘ 911 i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again ’ ‘ having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch ’
fifty vine starter sentences for when it’s 3am
‘ NOT ON MY WATCH. ’ ‘ you thought it was over? … ha. ’ ‘ pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i don’t give a damn. ’ ‘ aa … aaa …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ’ ‘ so you just gon’ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? ’ ‘ why are you running? why are you running? ’ ‘ just because my parents won’t let me get makeup, or piercings, doesn’t make me a fucking preppy. fuck preppies. ’ ‘ god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle. ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming … AAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ oh my gosh, is that corbin bleu from jump in? ’ ‘ it’s me, jessie, and ari, if he … if they test me they sorry. ’ ‘ okay guys … i’m about to say a curse word, you ready? … shut up! ’ ‘ on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. ’ ‘ i thought you were bae! … turns out you’re just fam… ’ ‘ i mean … you’re so tall, you must have a problem. ’ ‘ i sneezed, oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze? ’ ‘ sorry i’m on the toilet, hope the ice cream don’t melt! ’ ‘ oh my fuckin’ god, she fuckin’ dead. ’ ‘ I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME! ’ ‘ we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. ’ ‘ hey, my name is ____, i got a basketball game tomorrowwww, i’m a point guard. ’ ‘ i’m washing me and my clothes, bitch! i’m washing me and my clothes.. ’ ‘ MY DICK FELL OFF! ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ yogurt is just fruit sperm! and i’m not gay. ’ ‘ hi, welcome to chili’s. ’ ‘ that’s what good pussy sounds like. ’ ‘ stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward. and i am NOT a coward! ’ ‘ if your name is ____ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand! ’ ‘ bitch! why you mad? ‘cause my pussy pops severely, and yours don’t?! ’ ‘ merry crisis. ’ ‘ i love you bitch. i ain’t gonna ever stop loving you …. bitch. ’ ‘ what up? i’m ____, i’m nineteen, and i never fuckin’ learned how to read. ’ ‘ this bitch empty! YEET! ’ ‘ and they were roommates ! ’ ‘ is that a weed?! i’m calling the police! ’ ‘ today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. ’ ‘ it is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ i won’t hesitate, bitch! ’ ‘ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of JESUS! ’ ‘ i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag. ’ ‘ you are my dad, you’re my dad! boogie woogie woogie. ’ ‘ i got two free tacos! ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does! ’ ‘ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. ’ ‘ get that education bro! GET THAT EDUCATION BRO! ’ ‘ yes, she is a bitch. b i c t … h. ’ ‘ ohhh shit, what is that? who you fightin’? ’ ‘ don’t fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! ’
((ok i really will try to be on manba more, but please keep in mind that i work retail, and its holiday hell, and i run a few other blogs that actually kinda require more activity. im also coming up on my birthday (less than a week), but im gonna try to reply to things when i can. thank you for your patience and understanding!
❛ Oh darling, weapon that you are. Do not weep yet. There is still more to suffer. ( © , © )
"Have you been sleeping this whole time?"
“.........” When had he fallen asleep?? “I-I assume so. How long have I been here?” Had he been separated from his squad? “What year is this?”
kopiuchigatana:
“Ah, no.” Seeing the sunrise wasn’t originally his intention, he had really only meant to wake up and see if the sanwa was awake so he could get a start on any chores, but he had been caught by Mikuzaki on his way to their bedroom.
“Why are you awake so early? Is it simply to watch the sunrise?” He figured he might as well sit down for a moment. It was still early enough that the sanwa surely wouldn’t be awake at this time.
–〖 月 〗–
“Yes. Sometimes watching it rise can be a nice start to the day. I enjoy seeing the colors come and fade away to blue.” Mikazuki replies, with a laugh following. As always, he pours tea into the spare cup he brings and places the hot drink next to the uchigatana. He refills his own cup next, and takes a small sip of the hot drink.
“And you? Why are you up so early, Yamanbagiri?
“Is that so?” He had never paid too much attention to the sky during the sunrise. At least, not during a quiet moment like this. Taking his cup of tea, he held it in his hands as he stared at the sky.
“I was going to see if master was awake and what they might need. But perhaps it can wait.” Yamanbagiri had found it harder to sleep in, when there might be things needing to be done such as chores or missions.
