[marypickfords]

everyday i wake up and plan on doing Things but then i just

[haiikyuus-remade]

tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore

[matthebrawler]

[drawsshits-inactive]

me, opening a fake dating fic, having read hundreds before and knowing exactly how it will play out: i hope they fall in love

[embershx]

Me, when they fall in love: 

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

[enbyroses]

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

[toshio]

my only two moods…..

[dragon-in-a-fez]

cops invited to school get fucking owned

[valtsv]

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

[icantwritegood]

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

[ladylike-foxes]

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

[thebootydiaries]

me, texting a friend late at night: haha okay but i really should sleep, night dude

me:

me:

me:

me:

me:

me:

me:

me:

me:

me: look at this meme real quick

[sculpturesix]

[buryyourhands-deactivated201701]

She haunts me in the best way possible

[drunksuburbancollegegirl-blog]

I think about this video all the time

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

yooooo

[elfpac-moved]

Hard knock life 205 style

[tommasociampa]

⤷ nxt takeover war games II｜11/17/18

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[im5ft]

The passive agressive energy of this

[kingofeternalfreedom]

‘which is odd since memory shouldn’t be a problem for you’

[witthound]

Everyone else: the death nuts hurt so much, I’m crying out possibly my soul and milk will never repair the damage that has been done Kdin shoving all five levels in her mouth at once and not reacting at all: What?

[gavinbird]

ALFREDO WAS JUST TRYING TO CLEAN MICHAELS FACE AND HE ALMOST VOMMITTED

[rocknrolleigns]

Roman listening to an interviewer talk in German 😂

[acindra]

Kdin eating all 5 levels of death nut like it’s nothing.

Clipped from this video. Shout out to @bmvagaboner for recording the entirety of the Extra Life 2018 stream. Thanks so much Raua!

[michaun]

Giving Myself a Beard

Bonus: