Bitchcraft

[terminalpuppyhoods]

[swagophile]

me: im so bored today idk what to do

the scary pervert: i have an idea....

me: oh my god ew no

the scary pervert: wtf is your problem i was gonna suggest we play mario kart. come on

me: oh okay phew i thought you were gonna suggest we have evil sex again

the scary pervert: i'm a complex and multifaceted person, mori. i'm more than just a few sexual encounters

me: okay youre right im sorry

the nuanced individual: thank you. now if i win you have to let me hurt you sexually

me: [smiling] sure why not, that seems fair enough

[from-sunset-sea-and-sorrow]

[dogpuppy]

[blondie-in-the-zone-deactivated]

[psychotrope777]

fuck it really has like almost the exact cadence

[alliekills]

happy pride month! death to israel! <333

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

[kemohomos-deactivated20150827]

by @motogen

[di--es---can-ic-ul-ar--es]

ME AND WHO

[shieldfoss]

#why do they call it the little death if not to remind you to do a post mortem.

lmao

[closertotheheartofthesunrise]

no no @nogoodhorsethief, you have something here

[human-pet-they]

[zooophagous]

Started a new save in The Sims 4. A married couple named Ma and Pa. They live on the largest possible lot with no electricity or running water or internet access. The only thing they're able to eat is whatever they can grow, raise or forage. I'm pretending its the 1890s.

All of their crops are out of season. Their windmill that supplies electricity breaks every time it rains. Every waking hour of their life is toiling in the garden or tending to livestock. They live in a single bedroom sod house with pennies to their name and have to walk to the river to collect water.

They've almost starved to death multiple times. Pa has been electrocuted fixing the windmill several times. The livestock runs away constantly because it can't get groomed in time. The farm dog is sick constantly. They constantly rock uncomfortable moodlets because they're sore from their farm toil.

This is the most fun I've had in the sims in forever. Why is Great Depression Simulator so fun.

[zooophagous]

They have an infant son now. I feel like the mom sim hates him and resents him because she randomly gets "very angry" moodlets whenever she's interacting with him and regularly leaves him outside in the rain where he's stepped on by farm animals. Slow down there Casey Anthony we need him to survive the winter so he can be forced to toil the land like his father before him haven't you seen Little House on the Prairie

[rosepaya]

[spltlvlhous]

[enbyroses]

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[xylocopae]

starting a collection

[manlyster]

@bullybeast

[enbyroses]

Once again just wishing I was dead And that I’m unlovable and will probably die alone so like if I’m just gonna be depressed my entire life then what’s the point

[were--ralph]

welcome to pity party thursday bring anything you want

[enbyroses]

I’ll bring the whine