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vampire!satoru whos not allowed to cuddle on rainy days
warnings/cw : crackfic, fluff, rlly dramatic, i think im loosing my touch, i havent written in a while oops
especially rainy night like this — chilly, cool and fresh, perfect for snuggling up under a weighted blanket to heat up and doze off to the ambience of rain ticking the ground.
problem was, gojo satoru, who is not to mention icy cold to the touch !
it wasn't like this asshole could feel cold anyways — perks of being half dead, but as mighty as he is, still craves the warm touch of your skin and closeness of your bodies.
you allow him to cuddle you most nights, but on days like this, you knew you wouldn't survive if you did.
"why cant we cuddleeee?" satoru whines, dragging his words. not only that, he also perfectly planned how he would play out this situation in his head — just in case you know?
hence, hes now putting it in action, peering up at you with shiny puppy dog eyes and a way too exaggerated pout that just looks ridiculous on an overgrown man like him.
you know you have to play smart if you want to sleep perfectly tonight. "its too cold to cuddle" you explain firmly. any ounce more of leniency for him would surely have him pouncing on you.
"but we cuddle all the time? plus! there's no way I'll be able to sleep if we don't!" which, is actually true.
every cell in your body does it's very best to resist him, which, may i add, is pretty hard.
but when you do recall only time you agreed, he practically strangled you like no tomorrow and somehow pushed all the blanket to his side of the bed, mind you, you two were literally conjoined!
it was a dark, frigid — frostbite worthy night that you would not really like to experience again.
lucky for you, you managed to shoo him off you, after agreeing to hold hands only, thats it.
but if you gave satoru so much as an inch, he would take a mile.
when the both of you are finally — soundly asleep, snoozing into your subconscious...
or so you thought.
you wake up shivering, desprate for some sort of warmth.
until you were awake enough to pinpoint the problem — your insanely large, white haired, vampire boyfriend was basically sleeping on you! with his frosty body!
you tried to squirm yourself away from the cause of your awaiting frostbite, but it was in vain with satoru's long arms wrapped snuggly around you.
he looked so peaceful, white lashes fluttering and his lips parted slightly apart. maybe you'll endure this pain just this once more, for your sweet boyfriend.
until it hit you like a trainwreck — vampires dont even sleep at night!
you mustered up all your strength to pry him and his long limbs away from you — feeling instant relief and bits of warmth returning.
"i know you're awake you idiot." you call him out, unamused.
"aww man..." satoru forfeits.
shortly after, you end up kicking him out of the bedroom. to the couch he goes! as you sleep with a body pillow tucked behind you to replicate his presence and cuddles because you still love him very much, this time though, without the potential frostbites.
characters : gojo , geto , shoko , utahime , nanami , haibara , choso , yuki x reader ( in this order )
synopsis / cw : you read thru the middle schooler!jjk men's diaries , middle school au , everyone is around 13-14 here ?? , ignore the timeline i have no idea what im doing , hopefully some of the handwritings are still readable , crackfic
a/n : ill prolly turn it into a series and i know the ages and stuff isn't really canon but lets pretend ok
guys keep seeing those "japans top stationery ranking" and i rlly wanna feel like an influencer so im gonna rate my top stationeries 😛
i dont expect anyone to read this but ive been using these since highschool so they are gooooooodd
pens
runner up : pentel energel needle tip
pros : i love the needle tip i love needle tips 😏 they feel amazing to write with and is rlly precise. never smudges, dries in like maybe 1.5 sec ( not 1 sec ) but still. the pen is pretty fat so the grip is okay its nice but it isnt the best bc of how thick it is. also the pen has weight to it and i need to pens to have weight in them to feel good to write and this has a pretty good weight.
cons : super smooth ink BUTTTT it always stuckk like it gets stuck easilier than others of my good pens i feel and when your abt to reach the end its 100% gonna get stuck alot even tho theres still some ink left. ( smooth when it works properly tho haha )
🥉 pentel floatune
pros : this one is quite new i think, started using this last year, but same needle tip ( well they look identical ) the difference is the size its less girthy 👀 but i its literally the perfect fricking size for holding and i think they use oil ink ?? idrk what that means but the ink is REALLLYYY smooth no problems with ink getting stuck for this one.
cons : it feels very plasticy like theres not much metal to it so the weight is super light and i dont really enjoy that.
🥈 uniball ONE ( the metal one )
pros : the metal one omg nghhh it has JUST THE PERFEEECCCTTT weight makes ur writing experience a fucking mazing 👌👌 the ink is supppper juicy flowy , smooth, size is literally optimal the weight literally changes everything, they pair so well together.
cons : its pretty expensive for the case at first but idm bc the refills are cheaper than the rest. hoowweverrr even tho the ink is gorgeouso i find that such juicy ink will come with a smudging problem ☹️ for this pen it isnt very major but it smudges def more than the other pens and unfortunately theres no needle tip. 😢 also it doesnt have a rubber grip so i find it rlly hard and if you write for a long time its kinda painful. ok ik this has a bunch of cons but its still my 2nd for the weight and ink they are superb so i think that makes up for it. ( you have to try it to know )
🥇pilot juice up
pros : the needle tip on this one is EVEN BETTER than the energel and floatune idk its a weird shape but it feels better, i feel like this one is so precise and i have so much control over it, ink is magnificent, weight i think it is lighter than the metal pen ( ofc ) but its still pretty optimal.
cons : ITS SO GAWD DANG EXPENSIVE even the refills ??? 😭 and the thickness id say a very thin, i can still put up with it idk it goes very well with the pen but it is still thinner than the others so i wish it was like an optimal size. nonetheless even if the size plays a big role for me idk why this one is 1st but it js is im going by feelings ok
also i solely use blue pens only lol they make my handwriting look way better than black
notebooks
i know there are a bunch but these are my top picks
🥈muji notebook
pros : lays flat. thats super important for me and its js way more comfy to write if the notebook is flat. supa smooth paper 90% of the time your inks shouldnt leak thru, i think this is like a biggest concern. its super minimalistic, comes with 5 color coded ones so its easy to mange for different subjects and its cheaper than campus i think
cons : paper is sorta thin
🥇campus notebook
pros : not only is the campus paper thicker, i think she is a little yellower ? warmer ? but its easy on the eyes i dont think thats a big issue but it plays a role for sure. ( its like a perfect warm not american yellow either ) but what really puts her on top of the muji one is the fact that she like like dots on the lines that line up tgt and are symmetrical OMDDDSSS THOSE ARE THEEE BESST drawing tables ? straight lines ? triangles ? easiest shit shit ever i love it just follow the dots this is the biggest selling point for me. ( they also have different cute covers but i also like the muji one too so im fine with both ) also i think like 99% of inks wont leak thru this at all ive even tried with cheap stationaries that are lower quality and they worked !! also lays perfectly flat.
cons for both : they literally share the same cons except mujis paper is a little thinner is the fact that the note books are SO THIN 😭😭 if you have lots of notes ur going to go thru them like water. campus does have diferent sizes and amounts of papers but i do wonder if the thicker ones lay flat as well. also campus is a lil more expensive than muji i think but i always buy campus on promos only.
mechanical pencils
these are like the only 2 brands i remember ( bc i have them now )
kuru toga
btw this isnt my top pick i didnt enjoy this one at all its very thick for a mechanical pencil ( yes pens and mechanical pencils need to have different thicknesses okay ) and it makes me needa put alot of pressure when writing esp when im using the colored leads from pilot i think ?? but yeah and the lead it comes with is pretty ship and the thing was expensive too.
pilot rexgrip
now THISSSSS is literally the OG and it is for a reason okay perfect thickness and pairs well with the brand's lead and makes ur writing experience so smooth shes just perfect in every way. PLUS i think they came out with new pastel colors omg i wish i had the purple one but i have the regular purple one.
btw i use the colored leads from pilot i dont really know where else ypu can get colored leads but they are okay quite good but soo expensive 😖😖 and only 6 leads per box ??? omg and i fear this lead breaks more than the other leads ?? but i still use it bc its colored and adds whimsy into my notes okay. 😛
oh oh oh and also this means i also use 0.7 lead #different
anyways im getting pretty lazy but the best eraser is the pentel one the teal one erases like every fawking thing perfectly , 2nd best wld be the faver castle ones but my erasers literally never last long bc i always looks them 😭😭
you've been dating geto suguru for a few months now, and you both have changed up some of your daily routines to mash into each other's.
suguru works in a some what popular piercing shop in town—while you're just another employee in a decent company, working 9 to 5s.
it's hard, not being able to see your boyfriend during the times of work, so you've settled for visiting him and his shop anytime you have the chance to. mostly, that would be during your lunch breaks, or when you've clocked out but suguru was still working.
during the times you were at his shop, you'd spend most of it either watching your phone, scrolling on social media, letting your presence accompany suguru. but the other times, you'd curiously observe his customers, the piercings they'd choose and your boyfriend working his magic.
by now, you've seen alot—from basic piercings like lobe piercings, which even you have to more exotic ones like septums, anti-eyebrows, you even got to witness a shoko, a good friend of suguru getting her nipples pierced by him! the whole time, they both kept their eyes on you almost the whole time, which made you go red in the face, but thats a story for another time.
but recently, you find yourself eyeing more towards the few who opt for a tongue piercing. it's cute—dainty—a little edgy and different from the rest. plus, you've even seen some people switch out the jewellery to some really cute ones like a pill instead of the regular metal bar. how cute is that ? surely it'll feel good when you give head to you boyfriend too...
it's been on your mind for the past week, not that you've told suguru. it wasn't like you were actually going to get one right? maybe this was just another fixation of your's, one that you were scrolling through tiktok videos for every single night. you're sure you've watched all the videos related to tongue piercings in the search at this point, but that doesn't stop you from continuing to rewatch them.
that was until your boyfriend caught you and your nightly shenanigans.
you were sprawled out on your tummy on the bed, waiting for suguru to finish up with his showering before coming to cuddle you to sleep.
what you didn't hear was the clicking of the bathroom door—nor his footsteps that gradually became louder as he walked towards you and the bed.
fully dressed in fresh pyjamas, suguru towered over you, ruffling his hair dry with his towel while he eyed your screen to see what you were up to. he wasn't going to lie, he wasn't very surprised to the videos you were watching.
after all, he has caught up with your newest obsession. it wasn't hard when it came to you. when you wanted something, you'd stare at it wide eyed, laser focusing and barely blinking. he's seen how you gaze at the few of his customers with tongue piercings, he was just waiting for the time you'd build up the courage and ask him yourself.
except he never thought it would take you this long. so, he took matters into his own hands.
"a tongue piercing huh ..." voice silvery and smooth.
suguru crawled up on the bed, using both of his big—strong arms to cage you underneath him. "that's what you want pretty?"
when the relization that your boyfriend probably saw what you were watching, you quickly clicked your phone off and stuffed your face into your pillow. gosh, this was so embarrassing! suguru probably thought you were a dumbo who didn't know shit about piercings! you mean—he was a piercer so of course—
suguru digs both his hands underneath your torso, before flipping the both of you, making you rest your heavy head on his chest that was layered with a soft layer of cotton. he knew you'd get embarrassed over trivial things like these, it's something he's been trying to work out, so he tries by stroking the hairs on your scalp.
"c'mon don't be shy, i thought you promised to tell me anything?" he asked with a fake mopey voice. dang this guilt tripper.
it takes a lot out of you to admit, but eventually, you do. "i do, i want a tongue piercing i think..." as you turn your head to the side, facing the window, away from the gaze of your boyfriend
feeling smug, "look at my brave girl, communicating her wants, and now she even wants a piercing?" he ruffles your hair to get it all messed up on purpose, just to get you to face him again.
though this time, it doesn't really work like he wants to, because all you do is find a new hiding spot—the crook of his neck.
"is it going to be painful?" that was your main concern. you've never had other body piercings before, other than the pair of lobe piercings on each of your ears that you got done as a child, so long ago that you don't even remember how the experience felt.
suguru knew this was coming, it's the number 1 question he gets from his customers too. he has a few piercings himself, a few on his ears, one on his left brow and a pair on his nipples that are really fun to play with, so he's had his fair share of pain from needles.
he doesn't want to scare you, but he can't possibly paint you a perfect picture when in fact, reality wasn't going to be so. "it's different for everyone, but it's definitely going to hurt somehow pretty, you're getting impaled by a needle."
this earns a huff from you, making your decision even harder.
sensing your uncertainty, suguru assures, "but ill be there the whole time for you to hold my hand, and when we're done, ill take the best care of you, i promise."
that makes you feel a lot better, knowing you'll have someone so experienced to rely on, even if you've never done this before.
"rest your pretty head okay? we can think this through tomorrow. i can pierce you tomorrow, next week, next month, or even 5 years later, no rush baby. and even if you change your mind, thats fine too," he coos while combing your hair back to it's placed with his fingers.
you let out a content hum of approval, shutting your eyes and letting your brain drift off to dreamland, leaving your soft snores in the real world.
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the next day, you spend most of your work day trying to conclude you decision. you thought about it a lot, suguru wouldn't put you in a bad position, surely he'd nurse you to normal again if anything happens. plus, you've seen his works on his customers, they were always satisfied and you frequently praised them too.
you were on your lunch break when suddenly, you get a text from your boyfriend
suguru ❤️
how's my pretty girl doing? has she made up her mind yet?
you were already leaning towards yes, since you knew your beloved boyfriend would do anything for you, but his text message he sent to check up on you really solidified your answer.
you
yes i want to do it
he liked your message, using it as an indicator that he's read and agree with your message. he'd always do this when he was in between customers, leaving him not much time to reply in words, but you understood.
that evening, after work, you took a cab to his shop. it's more cosy than big, with soft music playing in the background.
suguru greeted you at the counter, reciting his usual greeting for the rest of his customers, as if you were just another one of them. that made you purse your lips and frown.
he smiles at your reaction, "just playing princess, c'mere."
he guides you to his working room, where the magic happens with a palm of the back of your waist. sitting on his wheeled stool as he pats on the piercing chair, signalling you to sit.
sitting infront of you, he positions both palms on your arm, smoothening it up and down to sooth you while he looks into your eyes to find any discomfort—luckily, he didn't find much.
"you've made your choice princess? no backing out?" he chuckles at his own joke, but you seem pretty confident, "yeah," you declared.
once your boyfriend got his equipment in place and ready, he uses one of his gloved hands to pull out your tougue, allowing you to taste the bittery and a little salty? latex. suguru picks up a pen to make a mark on your tougue.
it dawns on you that it's really happening, you're getting a tougue piercing for the first time in your life. that makes a wave of anxiety course through you again—would you regret it?—what if it's going to be very painful?—whatifyouaccidentallybiteonitandyourtonguefallsoff—
suguru's palm on your thigh is what brings you back, letting his thumb to caress you, he letting go of your tougue immediately. "sweetheart look and me and breath."
you follow his instructions.
"in." you breath in while trying your best to focus on him.
"and out." you breath out
"in." you breath in.
"and out." you breath out, just like how your suguru guides you to.
the both of you repeat this a few times, obviously not enough to ease every drop of worry from you, this was still very new to you after all, but even so you feel much better.
"im going to continue now okay?" he's still trying his best to ease you so that you would be less tensed, as it would be much more painful that way, but also trying to get this whole process over with as fast as possible so you could stop spiraling.
he uses the same hand to pull out your tougue again, while you let out a incoherent sound of approval to answer his question.
his cold marker placed a spot on your tougue, so that he'd know where to pierce. it tasted kind of like strawberry? since when did flavoured markers exist? "got that flavour thinking of you pretty, you like it?" he smiled. gosh he was such a smooth talker.
you tried to nod, letting your head bob up and down my millimeters, trying not to disturb his work, but despite your best efforts, it still only earns a tut from him.
he grapped the metallic clamp and placed it right above and below your tongue, letting the pink muscle sit between the tool, which was, also cold, before he clamped it snugly.
he positions his needle parallel to the spot made by the marker. "ready sweetheart?" he questions you. gosh this was so nerve-wracking, you could feel yourself starting up again, so you gripped on to sugurus bicep tightly, closing your eyes shut tightly with all your force.
suguru pushes the needle smoothly and swiftly through your tongue. feeling a pinching pain rise. you try your best not to jerk—fight against instinct. but before you know it, he swaps the thin bar with a shorter, metal bar with bulbs on each end.
"all done, you can open your eyes pretty." you do, letting the light seep into your cornea once again. and before you is your boyfriend, smiling sheepishly at you.
you retract your tougue, swishing it gently in your mouch to cop a good feel of what a new, still a little cold, metal jewellery would feel like without irritating the new wound.
suguru hands you a hand held mirror, its a pink one, frosted with with decoden cream on the outer edges that you made on a date with him. you know he's been using it for other customers, not caring whether it would shatter his image of masculinity to others. it's sweet, but now, when you actually play the role as a customer of his would, you can't help but feel giddy.
you hold it up to your moutch, sticking out your tongue once again and turning your head side to side to admire the whole thing.
"you like it?" he asks you, still wearing the soft smile on his face. "yeah, i love it sugu..." it comes out as a whisper, too mind blown on the newest additon to your body.
you lean foward, opening your arms nice and wide, before embracing your boyfriend, to which he reciprocates by doing the same, now, stuffing his face into the crook of your neck.
even though you wouldn't be able to pry this information out of suguru, the whole time he has to admit he felt a little nervy. he's done this countless of times for so many people, so how come? but your his baby, he only wants the best for you. so yes, his nerves were a little wrecked during the whole process too, but now that its over with for the both of you, he finally allows his shoulders to slump, taking in a deep breath of you scent.
suguru's going to be taking extra good care of you for the next few days, feeding you soft foods like mashed potatos, porridges and lots and lots of ice cream to contrast with the pain. but you know he's going to do it, and he's going to do a great job, he's your boyfriend after all.
not to mention... he's also going to give you a hell of a time with your upcoming lisp...
hey guyseses ik i havent been the most active 😖 sozzy but i was scheming behind you guys 😈 and i birthed a new blog @kouskitchen
if i said ive been too busy to write then that'd be a lie bc ive js mostly been lazy and not getting many ideas
also before you go to kouskitchen i wanna say that ive been consuming alot more jjk content recently and honestly since quite some time ago ( if you've noticed my always posting more jjk smaus ) sometimes id think of an idea for jjk but realise i havent been posting for bllk at all so i switch the idea for bllk 😢
that being said yes kouskitchen will unfortunately be a jjk centric blog but dont get me wrong i still love bllk a lot ( and nagi ❤️ ) but i just dont feel like writing for bllk as much as i want to for jjk
i made a new blog instead of just redecorating this one beacause i know that half of you guys here prolly follow for bllk and mooties too and i feel rlly hmm when i just mass post jjk instead of a little of everything when thats not what you followed for
when i started seiumori i wanted to write a bunch of different fandoms but now that i have the blog to i just feel like thats very messy for me ( yes even if i only hv 2 fandoms 😭 ) but i think itll be better for me to just focus on one
im not going to be deleting or deactivating this seiumori , infact kouskitchen is a side blog for seiumori ! so if i ever do still want to post abt bllk or other fandoms i have the option to post it here
any mooties or anyone who still wants to talk and send in asks here feel free to as ill be much as active on here and kouskitchen
thabk yiew guys so much to all of you guys who supported seiumori 🫶🏻
also for those who do follow kouskitchen im very proud of how the theme came out i think its my best invention yet 🤓☝️
i honestly think i like decorating blogs more than actually writing hahaha ive always had a knick for more artsy sorta things ( yes ik writing is one of them ) but i think its at the more bottom of the list 🥹 thats why i still deem it acceptable but im more into drawing crafting deco sorta knacks
i hope ill be more active in writing in kouskitchen to improve but i make no promises that i may take random hiatuses and pop back in and out
why start a writing blog if its not your thing ? i started this actually mostly for asks and interactions tbh after seeing other blogs interacting w asks and stuff , ik that thats not very good but i cant help it i also never expected for some people to actually like my half assed writing but im grateful for those who do 😘
anyways ! for kouskitchen i hope i can share more of my ideas , answer more fun comments and asks , be myself more and i hope you guys can admire my baby that took me blood sweat and tears to decorate 😁
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