! look alive sunshine!

“the best things in life, the very best things happen unexpectedly..”

[andthefact]

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[neverwonderneverremember]

[rabbitmotifs]

its a nifty little mormon trick! 💡

[vampyzz]

Two by two, they’re marching door to door!

[kosmogrl]

what doesn’t kill you makes you cry on a bright sunny day

[birdandvine]

Good Morning, I Am Not Going to Commit Suicide Today, by Kimmy Walters

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu

[superhighschoolleveldespair]

insane 67-dollar phone at target

so im at target right now doing christmas shopping with my dad and?? there’s just this… 67 dollar phone? not even like 69.99 or something but 67?? nnone of the other phones are like this??

see you guys in ten years when EVERYTHING is 67 i guess LMAO

[superhighschoolleveldespair]

…

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[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[rickyapologist]

the fine line between disgust and desire is real and I know that because I live there full time

[janmikalen]

eva stratt can put me in a dog cage and id enjoy it

[gem-andromeda]

[farvaduvet]

im going to give my miis bad ideas about me

[janmikalen]

sorry for being annoying about the thing i like im just so happy to be alive 💞🌸🌼🌺🪻🌹it so lovely here in this world and im happy to be here and i love people like if you love the world reblog if you want to kiss me on the mouth

[twelverriver]

[triangleguy]