KOWALSKI.

And underneath the name, underneath the name Underneath my name it says, "He Earned His Life"

[kowalskilaska]

> [ KOWALSKILASKA ] ⸻  a dive into the idea of Pleasing, and the The Manual of Preparation. or, an independent portrayal of kowalski from s01ver bullet. (he/they) novella ⸝⸝ literate ​​​​​​⸝⸝ mirror

RULES and TAGS provided. viewer discresion is advised. 

[kowalskilaska]

hi, i'm again looking for threads. I'm open to anything and to write with anyone-- just having kowalski withdrawls rn. feel free to respond to the thread (comments, whatever) and I can shoot you a dm if you don't feel like sendning me one! I match length and I like to play and draw

[kowalskilaska]

Merry Christmas, Kowalski! I hope you're warm and cozy and you get a break from work!

❝ Happy holidays to you too. Like most people, we get the 25th off. It'll be back to work like always. It's nice to have a sense of normalcy. I'd even call the job vacation. ❞

[kowalskilaska]

yknow. have you ever tried appreciating plushies

❝ Oh, don’t get me started. [ He exhales sharply. ] They’re impractical, they’re messy, and—let’s be honest—they serve no real purpose. What are they supposed to do, exactly? Sit there? Collect dust? Take up space that could be used for something actually useful? You can’t rely on them, you can’t use them. ❞

 [ He gestures vaguely, as if picturing a room filled with these plush toys he seems to detest. ] ❝ They’re clutter, plain and simple. Try organizing a space with ten pairs of beady eyes staring back at you. It’s . . . distracting. ❞

 ❝ At the end of the day, they’re just. . . objects. Soft, squishy, pointless objects. But hey, if someone insists on keeping one or two around, who am I to stop them? Just. . . keep them out of my space, alright? ❞

[kowalskilaska]

Kowalski

[kowalskilaska]

okay. but are you lying

❝ No. ❞

[kowalskilaska]

i don't feel like im in danger, but i like to have a bodyguard just in case! oh, I'm not rich, by the way, I always have a buddy with me, is all, haha!

❝ I'm glad that you feel safe. Everyone here at LASKA is here to ensure that you feel as comfortable and safe as possible. We appreciate your continued patronage.❞

( How humble. It sort of seems odd to have a bodyguard unless you're higher up on the chain. Not to mention that calling a bodyguard a 'buddy' directly defeats the point of the formal workplace relationship. What's the point of that? It's either a buddy or a bodyguard. It can't be both. )

[kowalskilaska]

i miss kowalski

[kowalskilaska]

are you in danger right now?

❝ . . . What.

Cerepoint is the safest place It's suited specifically to satisfy the needs of me and the others here. . . I don't really know why you'd ask that. . . It feels kind of redundant, don'r you think? Saying things like that might rile up the other citizens. I highly advise against that.

Are you in some sort of danger? Is that why you ask? You're not in danger here. If you have any questions or are unsatisfied with anything, please refer to the 'Cerepoint Experience Survey'. Questions comments and concerns can be addressed there. ❞

[booksqouted]

“Very early in my life it was too late.”

— Marguerite Duras, The Lover

[kowalskilaska]

hi walskii. what do you think about rats. this is really important

❝ I'm not particularly fond of rats. They're unclean and quite frankly, a pain to deal with. Rats are a rarity nowadays. I have to say I'm thankful for that. 

If you let even one slip by. . . well, they never stay alone for long, haha. . . . . why was that important? ❞

[kowalskilaska]

I just had rthe worst kowalski relapse. if anyone is interested in writing feel free to dm me :]

[kowalskilaska]

silly

❝ . . . Silly? What is? Sorry, you need to be a little more specific. ❞

[kowalskilaska]

heyy kowalski. are you okay? physically i mean. sometimes you look like youre in pain

❝ Of course! I try to work out everyday- I like to keep going after sitting at my desk all day long. Leg day usually takes a bit of a toll on me but I'll be back to top shape in no time! 10 minutes at the most! Thank you for your patience! ❞

[scipunked]

✧

not yet. ✧ not yet. ✧ even evil has standardsHA HA ✧ i manipulate you. ✧ i dislike you. ✧ you annoy me. ✧ you scare me. ✧ you intimidate me ✧ i need to intimidate you. ✧ i pity you. ✧ everything you stand for disgusts me. ✧ i hate you. ✧ i'm indifferent toward you. ✧ i'd like to get to know you better. ✧ i'd like to spend more time with you. ✧ i'd like to be friends with you. ✧  i'm unsure what to think of you. ✧ i'm unsure how i feel about you. ✧ you are my friend. ✧ you are my best friend. ✧ you are my mentor. ✧ i look up to you. ✧ i respect you. ✧ you are my hero. ✧ you inspire me. ✧ you are my enemy. ✧ you make me happy ✧ when you do as i command. ✧ you would be an inconvenience to replace. ✧ i would fight by your side. ✧ i consider you an equal. ✧ you are beneath me its safest this way ✧ i think you are above me. ✧ i would lie for you. ✧ i would lie to youand you wouldnt even know ithahaheehaha ✧ too close. ✧ too close. ✧ too close. ✧ you are family to me. ✧ i would die for you. ✧ a hollow creation that's meant to be ✧ instead of to live. ✧ i would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ i would trust you with a secret. ✧ i would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ i will reprogram the corrupted textures of your gathered subconscious ✧ with a pawn of my own ✧ and you will be eradicated ✧ if you error into a defective, noxious piece of code. ✧ things will be so much better ✧ when you surrender to the sedition.

[scipunked]

// will be revamping the layout here soon. wink wink nudge nudge. sorry for radio silence i almost forgot about uno. whoops.

[kowalskilaska]

PEAKKK

[kowalskilaska]

Sorry for being inactive here. Will roll around to asks tomorrow