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gonna be, gonna be golden

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mira: if you want straight answers, you should’ve asked a straight lady.

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zoey: you love me, right, mira?

mira: normally i’d say yes without hesitation, but i feel like this is going somewhere and i don’t like it.

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jinu: everybody likes me.

mira: i don’t.

jinu: oh, you just say that mira.

mira: repeatedly!

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rumi: gwi-ma really hates us.

zoey: yeah, maybe he’s homophobic.

rumi: we’re not gay, zoey.

zoey: we’re not?

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rumi: look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for zoey.

mira: i don’t have feelings for her.

rumi: you are nowhere near my eyes.

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mira: when i first met you, i did not like you.

jinu: i’m aware of that.

mira: but then you and i spent some time together.

jinu: uh huh.

mira: it did not get better.

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zoey: hey, i have kind of a crazy idea.

rumi: those are never comforting words coming from you.

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rumi: hey, i can be flexible!

rumi: … as long as everything is exactly the way i want it, i’m totally flexible!

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jinu: how did you find me?

rumi: well we just followed the trail of deceit and deception and found you.

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mira: rumi was never really good at the flirting thing.

rumi: what are you talking about? it worked on you.

mira: oh, you know what? you’re right! we met, you flirted, and then bam! four years later you had me!

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zoey: rumi, can i ask you something and you don’t freak out?

rumi: no.

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mira: jinu, your breathing is so sad.

mira: stop breathing.

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mira: i’m a homosexual having a panic attack!

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mystery: what were you looking for in my house?

zoey: the respect of your peers and a fulfilling home life.

zoey: but you were fresh out of both.

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zoey: i have an idea!

rumi: zoey, your last idea was murder.

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abby: i actually had a really smart idea.

jinu: i find that hard to believe.

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zoey: hold your horses, mira.

zoey: hold them tight.

zoey: cherish them.

mira: what?

zoey: i don’t know. i haven’t eaten today.