K-pop Humor Brasil

Eu curto k-pop há vários anos já e adoro! Acho a cultura coreana muito interessante e o mundo do k-pop super divertido, então, num domingo ocioso, dia de natal, resolvi criar um tumblr pra postar minhas besteiras. Header by @taekwoonatica  Icon by ...

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So kids, in today’s class we learned that Jimin enjoys a little spanking.

xD

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It’s 2016!

So, BTS Jungkook is legal now...

I can hear noonas all over the world celebrating.

This is a beautiful moment xD

But then again...

He’s only 18 years-old.

I can’t! *cries*

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K-pop fans biggest problems in 2015

(  ) Trying to get rid of that Up and Down song that got stuck in your head since 2014;

(   ) Trying to find out the meaning behind all of BTS mvs, prologue, concept trailers and teasers.

(   ) Both.

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Don’t get hurt!

Be healthy!

We love BTS so much <3

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omg

Almost had a heart attack today. 

Anyway...

Wishing V and Suga a speedy recovery! Please rest and take care of your health!

Get well soon <3

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Merry Christmas!!! <3

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I'm in a Vhope mood today ;)

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Is this real life?

http://www.allkpop.com/article/2015/12/breaking-u-kiss-eli-reveals-hes-been-married-for-over-a-year-his-wife-is-pregnant#

I’m shocked.

This shows how little we know about k-pop idols real lives.

It’s crazy! 

I’m not upset about Eli or anything like that. It’s his life. None of my bussiness. I’m happy for him! Congratulations! 

But the fact that they were able to hide this for such a long time and they could probably keep hiding it (including the baby) forever, makes me think how we really have no idea what happens behind the scenes. 

It makes me wonder if there are a lot of other married idols out there. 

Btw, if this is a joke or sth, it’s a really bad one. 

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When too many people wish to see EXO members half naked, the universe helps.

The best thing is that the thing ripped even more when they tried to fix it! 

The Gods have spoken.

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Já vejo meu futuro: vou ser uma daquelas velhas que pintam o cabelo de azul, ouvem k-pop e falam "No meu tempo, idol não namorava em público!" Estarei no show de comemoração aos 50 anos do Super Junior.

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Jimin wants to inspect V’s crotch xD

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That awkward moment when an Exo member says “penis”...

Lol at Chanyeol’s face xD

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The difference between Hoya & Dongwoo and Sunggyu & Sungyeol dancing Bad’s choreography lol

While I was watching Hoya and Dongwoo dancing, I totally knew the whole time that Doni was gonna tell Sunggyu to do it next xD

And I was right!

Gyu bullying never ends!

P.S.: Sungyeol’s complaining that he was better than Gyu was cute xD

He is better though lol

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Taqueopariu

Hoya se machucou de novo (ou ainda, sei lá!). Só pode ser macumba isso!

Tem que se benzer, meu filho!

Hoya, fighting! <3

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The world is going craaaazy

SNSD, Super Junior, Infinite, GOT7, Hara, A Pink (and soon Beast) all promoting together at the same time...

The k-pop world has gone crazy.

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So, BTS was in a show where they had to say keywords and then talk about the stories behind them and J-Hope made the mistake of saying “27cm” as one of his keywords lol

Then Haha made wonderful comments such as “You enormous man” and “You win!” which made everybody (including me) die laughing xD

A while later, V made the mistake of saying “elephant” as one of his keywords, which made Haha ask him if his elephant was 27cm too and tell him to get closer to him so he could measure “it”. 

I love Haha! 

I love whoever put the caption “envious” on the video.

I love BTS and their interesting keywords.

Ok, V’s elephant was innocent, but come on, J-Hope! 27cm? Did you really not see that coming? lol

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