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@kr1skorp5e
INTRO POST
This is an RP Blog regarding Kr1sKorp5e from Deltarune: Insanity Calls The AU is a comedy-horror AU!! It's a Spamton <--> Kris Swap. Expect body-horror, gore, cussing, etc.
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OOC Posts - Posts that are OOC. A Duel? - Answering Asks Recruitment - Reposts / Asks we've sent. Decay - General Posts
Why is your corpse Krissing man
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> because ur anony is mousing.
you mention an admin sometimes, but just who the hell is this admin? Your world seems fairly foreign to me, and maybe others.
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> basically a step below god <[Kr1sKorp5e]> he controls everything, moderates everything, and can even do things like change the weather or spawn items in <[Kr1sKorp5e]> he can't change the game directly, he's an admin - not a dev. <[Kr1sKorp5e]> but he's pretty powerful otherwise. <[Kr1sKorp5e]> luckily he's a.... "merciful" admin, and bit of a loser
You mention games a bit, are you a gamer? If so who do you main and in what game?
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> i mainly played arcade games. by the time i became a darkner, the only consoles out were like... <[Kr1sKorp5e]> game boy, snes, sega saturn... i think the playstation was released the year i died?
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> and when I became a darkner, then, well... i was basically in a game.
y r ur arms so loooong?
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> one second, flipping a coin if i tell you the real reason or another yo mom joke. <[Kr1sKorp5e]> heads the truth, tails the joke.
<[Server]> Player: Kr1sKorp5e uploaded an image!
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> Well, before I was here.... I was.... A royal guardsman! I was basically Admin's right hand man!
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> but even before becoming a darkner... I was... Always plagued by the Knight.... I had sworn to kill them, to get revenge and save the world... <[Kr1sKorp5e]> But one day, the hallucinations were... Bad. Real bad. I saw the Knight, mocking me... And... I stabbed them... <[Kr1sKorp5e]> but it wasn't the Knight. <[Kr1sKorp5e]> I had just stabbed Admin is cold blood... And his response? My punishment? <[Kr1sKorp5e]> torture.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how unsuccessful would you say you have been so far
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> depends on the context. <[Kr1sKorp5e]> i'm an 11 if we count my success in banging yo mom
What is wrong with you? Why are you blue?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U_qZtLu52nM
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> Someone's never watched liveleak. <[Kr1sKorp5e]> humans turn blue when they die, dumbass. <[Kr1sKorp5e]> i think
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> Fair warning..... fair warning... <[Kr1sKorp5e]> I was once in your exact spot, a player in their game. <[Kr1sKorp5e]> I was fed lies. So many lies. <[Kr1sKorp5e]> Then I got... I was.... I had the power to save the world.... To save... Everyone.... <[Kr1sKorp5e]> BUT THEN THEY THOUGHT... <[Kr1sKorp5e]> HEY! LET'S USE IT FOR GAMES!!!! <[Kr1sKorp5e]> Could you be the one to win this game? -@kr1skorp5e
Kris doesn’t quite know how… they should react to this strange other version of themself. Just as they struggle to fully understand exactly what they’re being told.
“I’m not sure I… really understand. I don’t know exactly what happened to you, but what game are you talking about?”
There’s a moment of silence, then Kris slightly furrows their brows.
“…If you’re talking about the Soul, everything’s fine. I talked to it, and I have my free will most of the time.”
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> You have free will now... <[Kr1sKorp5e]> But everyone gets bored. <[Kr1sKorp5e]> What makes you so special? So..... Certain? <[Kr1sKorp5e]> Is your soul different? <[Kr1sKorp5e]> Are you different?
Why you got ropes for arms and trash bag lookin' hair
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> When ur mom said she'd suck the soul outta me i thought it was metaphorical <[Kr1sKorp5e]> it was not
eek! very scary human thing!
how did u end up like this?
why r u so beat up?
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> The Knight, it.... It.... It lied to me. It said- IT SAID-!!! That.... I was able to help save the world... Then... It... <[Kr1sKorp5e]> HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA <[Kr1sKorp5e]> AND THAT'S BEFORE WE GET INTO ADMIN TORTURING ME FOR TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD!!!!!!! <[Kr1sKorp5e]> WHAT IS IT TO YOU??????
Look at the
Glooby
Body acting like it's alive.
Sad, is it not?
It doesn't even seem like it wants to play fun games.
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> Gloob.... by? What a stupid idea... <[Kr1sKorp5e]> But!!!! You're... Wrong!!!! <[Kr1sKorp5e]> Body's the ONE thing that isn't acting a... live....
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> What.... What do you want. <[Kr1sKorp5e]> You're the same one as before, aren't you?
Well, little puppet. It's a new year.
What new games are you going to be playing next?
Pretend perhaps? Imagining that you could be fixed? Or that you could avert this fate for others like you? Or maybe you're more of the vengeful type, maybe you want to do so many hurtful things to those that made you like this?
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> Pup...pet? Do i look like a??? <[Kr1sKorp5e]> Puppet??? I'm clearly not!!!! Ive met your mom before, i know what puppets look like!!! <[Kr1sKorp5e]> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <[Kr1sKorp5e]> Besides!!!!!! <[Kr1sKorp5e]> I don't run on hatred. The Knight needs to be killed... Not due to what it did to me... <[Kr1sKorp5e]> but because of what it'd do to YOU. and everyone else.
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[What appears to be a mutilated corpse walks up. They stared with stitched over eyes before speaking with an exasperated breath.] <[Kr1sKorp5e]> You're.... A doctor!! Right! Right!? You... Can you fix me??? Can you....? [Their voice is awfully energetic, despite their... dead demeanor.] -@kr1skorp5e
"Ja i am!, I ca-" *he turns around to face them* "oh.... uhhh.... oh dear.."
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> I'll... PAy!!! I have..... Three! Dollars! And... I'm a hardworker!
[A being in rusted armor slowly opened the door, shambling inside. Their head hung low, as long arms made of rope followed them in. They sat at a stool, eyeing a menu.] <[Kr1sKorp5e]> Anything here cheap...? I have.... Three dollars.
(uhhh, which table, my guy? Table #4 is taken.)
Rouge went over to the being.
"Why hello there~ In this place, you don't need any currency to order! Just take a look at the menu and tell us what you would like."
She wasn't going to question their appearance; that would be rude.
(Let's say Table 5 - Sorry, I didn't really think about it :3) [They sat for a long moment, before looking up, their eyes covered in red stitches. They had a soft glow.]
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> The... Honeyed Cakes... And... Do... Do you have chocolate milk here...? [They looked back at the menu.] <[Kr1sKorp5e]> These drinks look... Complicated....
(oh, we're reblogging? alr then-)
She wrote down the order.
"Sure thing, I'll let Amy know."
She went into the kitchen.
"Uh- Amy-"
Amy looked at Rouge.
"Oh, hey! I'm baking cookies!"
"Well, you have another order. A stack of Charmy's Honeyed Cakes, and a chocolate milk."
"Just a chocolate milk? Sure! Did they say which pancakes?"
"Nope."
"I'll make regular ones then. Maria, mind mixing the wet and dry ingredients? I need to get started on these pancakes."
Amy got out a frying pan and got to work. Rouge went back to the dining area.
[The being was still, staring at the table. Their breathing was rough, but they tried to be as much of a non-bother as possible. They peaked up at Rogue when she walked back out, but went back to staring at the table.]
She went back to the being.
"What's your name? I never got it. Call me Rouge~"
[They jumped, looking back at Rouge. They thought for a moment.]
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> My username is... Kr1sKorp5e... But people call me Kr1s! Pronounced, uh, Kris! [Their voice was high-pitched and energetic, a contrast to their... Dead demeanor. However, their voice was one of a low-quality. Not quite bit crush, but as if they were speaking through a cheap microphone.] <[Kr1sKorp5e]> I'm not from around here.... Obviously- HAhaha.... I'm just stopping by.... Traveling, I guess...
"Say, you're quite different from the rest of the customers I've seen. You must have traveled far away, am I right?~"
"<[Kr1sKorp5e]> Very... Very far.. Nothing works. Nothing works. Distance doesn't matter. But... Hey! I got to see sights...." [They looked off to the side of Rouge for a moment, before looking back.]
"<[Kr1sKorp5e]> So why is everything... Free?"
"Well, this place doesn't need money to survive, and we have everything we need already. Plus, Amy wanted it to be free."
She sighed.
"Sometimes, I don't know what goes on in that girl's head. But to each their own."
[The corpse nodded.] <[Kr1sKorp5e]> We all... have things going on... I wish... I wish I could be that selfless... I mean.... It's noble, to just want... To give things away.... <[Kr1sKorp5e]> What about you? What... Why do you work here, if you don't get paid?
"...I'm here because I'm worried about some of the people here. I won't say too much about it, but I feel as though a couple of my friends are going to need some more company."
She glanced at the back area before clearing her throat.
"Also, I get to annoy a certain red echidna~"
"I heard that!"
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> I- I had friends!! I had.... I had friends-! ! I... I had-.... But!! I'm doing great by myself!! I'm doing- I'm doing great!!
[They looked at a window, they stared for a moment before shaking their head and looking back at Rouge.]
"Is...everything alright? Who were your friends?"
[The let out an exasperated laugh, gripping the table slightly.]
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> I mean- Who WASN'T my friend?? Hehe... I mean, Susie!! Susie was supposed to help me... Kill the Knight... B-but then they lied!! They lied about where the armor was! They lied- And took it for themselves! TO HIDE! LIKE A COWARD! [They were getting antsy as they ranted.]
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> And- And Admin! he- He thought I was doing great! I- I was in the royal guard! He- He- He had me as his personal body guard! But one mistake- ONE MISTAKE- AND I'M- HE- HE- I WAS TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD- BUT- THE KNIGHT IT- AND THEN ADMIN, HE- AND- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
[They laughed, before slamming their face into the table, covering their head with their arms.]
Welp. That was an answer, alright. Maybe the next question she asked should be a bit less...personal. Suddenly, her ears picked up on a bell ringing.
"Give me a moment, dear."
She went into the back area, and came back with their order, setting it down on the table.
"Here you go. Enjoy~"
[It took a moment but their head slowly rose, looking at the food in front of them, a hand slithering to the glass that sat in front of them.] [They chugged down the chocolate milk within moments, before even looking at their pancakes. They admittedly spilled a bit of it, it was clear their mouth wasn't exactly... Suited for it, anymore.] [Once they had their chocolate milk, their gaze shifted to the pancakes. They grabbed syrup and drowned the pancakes in it. Genuinely, there was more syrup on it than proper pancake.]
[It was hard to watch them eat. It looked like it was hard for them *to* eat. But they seemed... Happier, calmer once more.]
Sure, it was a bit of an unsightly thing to see. However, she felt that maybe...this was something that they needed, so she shrugged it off.
"How's the food?"
Knuckles, meanwhile, was trying not to look back at whatever the hell he just saw.
[With a delighted sigh, they gave a thumbs up.] "<[Kr1sKorp5e]> Warm... Fresh... Hot...."
[A being in rusted armor slowly opened the door, shambling inside. Their head hung low, as long arms made of rope followed them in. They sat at a stool, eyeing a menu.] <[Kr1sKorp5e]> Anything here cheap...? I have.... Three dollars.
(uhhh, which table, my guy? Table #4 is taken.)
Rouge went over to the being.
"Why hello there~ In this place, you don't need any currency to order! Just take a look at the menu and tell us what you would like."
She wasn't going to question their appearance; that would be rude.
(Let's say Table 5 - Sorry, I didn't really think about it :3) [They sat for a long moment, before looking up, their eyes covered in red stitches. They had a soft glow.]
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> The... Honeyed Cakes... And... Do... Do you have chocolate milk here...? [They looked back at the menu.] <[Kr1sKorp5e]> These drinks look... Complicated....
(oh, we're reblogging? alr then-)
She wrote down the order.
"Sure thing, I'll let Amy know."
She went into the kitchen.
"Uh- Amy-"
Amy looked at Rouge.
"Oh, hey! I'm baking cookies!"
"Well, you have another order. A stack of Charmy's Honeyed Cakes, and a chocolate milk."
"Just a chocolate milk? Sure! Did they say which pancakes?"
"Nope."
"I'll make regular ones then. Maria, mind mixing the wet and dry ingredients? I need to get started on these pancakes."
Amy got out a frying pan and got to work. Rouge went back to the dining area.
[The being was still, staring at the table. Their breathing was rough, but they tried to be as much of a non-bother as possible. They peaked up at Rogue when she walked back out, but went back to staring at the table.]
She went back to the being.
"What's your name? I never got it. Call me Rouge~"
[They jumped, looking back at Rouge. They thought for a moment.]
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> My username is... Kr1sKorp5e... But people call me Kr1s! Pronounced, uh, Kris! [Their voice was high-pitched and energetic, a contrast to their... Dead demeanor. However, their voice was one of a low-quality. Not quite bit crush, but as if they were speaking through a cheap microphone.] <[Kr1sKorp5e]> I'm not from around here.... Obviously- HAhaha.... I'm just stopping by.... Traveling, I guess...
"Say, you're quite different from the rest of the customers I've seen. You must have traveled far away, am I right?~"
"<[Kr1sKorp5e]> Very... Very far.. Nothing works. Nothing works. Distance doesn't matter. But... Hey! I got to see sights...." [They looked off to the side of Rouge for a moment, before looking back.]
"<[Kr1sKorp5e]> So why is everything... Free?"
"Well, this place doesn't need money to survive, and we have everything we need already. Plus, Amy wanted it to be free."
She sighed.
"Sometimes, I don't know what goes on in that girl's head. But to each their own."
[The corpse nodded.] <[Kr1sKorp5e]> We all... have things going on... I wish... I wish I could be that selfless... I mean.... It's noble, to just want... To give things away.... <[Kr1sKorp5e]> What about you? What... Why do you work here, if you don't get paid?
"...I'm here because I'm worried about some of the people here. I won't say too much about it, but I feel as though a couple of my friends are going to need some more company."
She glanced at the back area before clearing her throat.
"Also, I get to annoy a certain red echidna~"
"I heard that!"
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> I- I had friends!! I had.... I had friends-! ! I... I had-.... But!! I'm doing great by myself!! I'm doing- I'm doing great!!
[They looked at a window, they stared for a moment before shaking their head and looking back at Rouge.]
"Is...everything alright? Who were your friends?"
[The let out an exasperated laugh, gripping the table slightly.]
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> I mean- Who WASN'T my friend?? Hehe... I mean, Susie!! Susie was supposed to help me... Kill the Knight... B-but then they lied!! They lied about where the armor was! They lied- And took it for themselves! TO HIDE! LIKE A COWARD! [They were getting antsy as they ranted.]
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> And- And Admin! he- He thought I was doing great! I- I was in the royal guard! He- He- He had me as his personal body guard! But one mistake- ONE MISTAKE- AND I'M- HE- HE- I WAS TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD- BUT- THE KNIGHT IT- AND THEN ADMIN, HE- AND- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
[They laughed, before slamming their face into the table, covering their head with their arms.]
Welp. That was an answer, alright. Maybe the next question she asked should be a bit less...personal. Suddenly, her ears picked up on a bell ringing.
"Give me a moment, dear."
She went into the back area, and came back with their order, setting it down on the table.
"Here you go. Enjoy~"
[It took a moment but their head slowly rose, looking at the food in front of them, a hand slithering to the glass that sat in front of them.] [They chugged down the chocolate milk within moments, before even looking at their pancakes. They admittedly spilled a bit of it, it was clear their mouth wasn't exactly... Suited for it, anymore.] [Once they had their chocolate milk, their gaze shifted to the pancakes. They grabbed syrup and drowned the pancakes in it. Genuinely, there was more syrup on it than proper pancake.]
[It was hard to watch them eat. It looked like it was hard for them *to* eat. But they seemed... Happier, calmer once more.]
[A being in rusted armor slowly opened the door, shambling inside. Their head hung low, as long arms made of rope followed them in. They sat at a stool, eyeing a menu.] <[Kr1sKorp5e]> Anything here cheap...? I have.... Three dollars.
(uhhh, which table, my guy? Table #4 is taken.)
Rouge went over to the being.
"Why hello there~ In this place, you don't need any currency to order! Just take a look at the menu and tell us what you would like."
She wasn't going to question their appearance; that would be rude.
(Let's say Table 5 - Sorry, I didn't really think about it :3) [They sat for a long moment, before looking up, their eyes covered in red stitches. They had a soft glow.]
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> The... Honeyed Cakes... And... Do... Do you have chocolate milk here...? [They looked back at the menu.] <[Kr1sKorp5e]> These drinks look... Complicated....
(oh, we're reblogging? alr then-)
She wrote down the order.
"Sure thing, I'll let Amy know."
She went into the kitchen.
"Uh- Amy-"
Amy looked at Rouge.
"Oh, hey! I'm baking cookies!"
"Well, you have another order. A stack of Charmy's Honeyed Cakes, and a chocolate milk."
"Just a chocolate milk? Sure! Did they say which pancakes?"
"Nope."
"I'll make regular ones then. Maria, mind mixing the wet and dry ingredients? I need to get started on these pancakes."
Amy got out a frying pan and got to work. Rouge went back to the dining area.
[The being was still, staring at the table. Their breathing was rough, but they tried to be as much of a non-bother as possible. They peaked up at Rogue when she walked back out, but went back to staring at the table.]
She went back to the being.
"What's your name? I never got it. Call me Rouge~"
[They jumped, looking back at Rouge. They thought for a moment.]
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> My username is... Kr1sKorp5e... But people call me Kr1s! Pronounced, uh, Kris! [Their voice was high-pitched and energetic, a contrast to their... Dead demeanor. However, their voice was one of a low-quality. Not quite bit crush, but as if they were speaking through a cheap microphone.] <[Kr1sKorp5e]> I'm not from around here.... Obviously- HAhaha.... I'm just stopping by.... Traveling, I guess...
"Say, you're quite different from the rest of the customers I've seen. You must have traveled far away, am I right?~"
"<[Kr1sKorp5e]> Very... Very far.. Nothing works. Nothing works. Distance doesn't matter. But... Hey! I got to see sights...." [They looked off to the side of Rouge for a moment, before looking back.]
"<[Kr1sKorp5e]> So why is everything... Free?"
"Well, this place doesn't need money to survive, and we have everything we need already. Plus, Amy wanted it to be free."
She sighed.
"Sometimes, I don't know what goes on in that girl's head. But to each their own."
[The corpse nodded.] <[Kr1sKorp5e]> We all... have things going on... I wish... I wish I could be that selfless... I mean.... It's noble, to just want... To give things away.... <[Kr1sKorp5e]> What about you? What... Why do you work here, if you don't get paid?
"...I'm here because I'm worried about some of the people here. I won't say too much about it, but I feel as though a couple of my friends are going to need some more company."
She glanced at the back area before clearing her throat.
"Also, I get to annoy a certain red echidna~"
"I heard that!"
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> I- I had friends!! I had.... I had friends-! ! I... I had-.... But!! I'm doing great by myself!! I'm doing- I'm doing great!!
[They looked at a window, they stared for a moment before shaking their head and looking back at Rouge.]
"Is...everything alright? Who were your friends?"
[The let out an exasperated laugh, gripping the table slightly.]
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> I mean- Who WASN'T my friend?? Hehe... I mean, Susie!! Susie was supposed to help me... Kill the Knight... B-but then they lied!! They lied about where the armor was! They lied- And took it for themselves! TO HIDE! LIKE A COWARD! [They were getting antsy as they ranted.]
<[Kr1sKorp5e]> And- And Admin! he- He thought I was doing great! I- I was in the royal guard! He- He- He had me as his personal body guard! But one mistake- ONE MISTAKE- AND I'M- HE- HE- I WAS TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD- BUT- THE KNIGHT IT- AND THEN ADMIN, HE- AND- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
[They laughed, before slamming their face into the table, covering their head with their arms.]
