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She/They/It My personal web equivalent of the trinket drawer. Feel free to dm if you want (18+ only)

[svenskjavel]

marabou smaker

Kommer smaken av mun verkligen smaka? Min mun smakar alltid mun

[never-fail-like-common-people]

that awkward moment när man känner stunder sorger glömma är det skönt att vaken gå och drömma glömma att lyckan flugit har sin kos så att du ej fick min röda ros

[krakabank]

Ty just nu idag...

[astra-the-dragon]

some people believe in sideblogs,

I believe in freely mixing marine ecology, personal reflection, fandom, prolonged silence, shitposts, politics, two cups vanilla extract, art, original content, and salt to taste into a big ol' heterogeneous stew,

and letting those who find this tasteless or unsettling unfollow

[krakabank]

Retweet king

[whatartwants]

“Ibland önskar jag att du inte såg ut som du gör”

Jakob Hellman - Vara vänner (1989)

[krakabank]

THIS SONG FUCKING SLAPS

[firefox-official]

Why is the Firefox symbol of your banner jarringly not in the middle

artistic expression. You dont like avant garde? You dont like art?

[krakabank]

No dnd session is complete without the entire party looking at me sceptically while I eat my tasty little snacks and yell "let me coOK!" while I come up with the dumbest plan ever like distracting skeletons with a minor illusion of a pile of calcium.

[foone]

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

[krakabank]

| Besökarna (1988) by Joakim Ersgård | starring Kjell Bergqvist, Lena Endre and Johannes Brost | Horror/Thriller |

Besökarna (Eng. title The Visitors) is a Swedish horror/thriller movie I watched some time ago with a friend. We mostly chose it at random as it was on Netflix and we have a thing for old semi-tacky movies.

The plot centers around a young couple, Frank (Kjell Bergqvist) and Sara (Lena Endre) who move in to a secluded old house in the countryside with their two children. As one might imagine strange things start happening; wallpaper keeps falling down without explanation and wet footsteps appear in the attic. Frank contacts a paranormal investigator, Allan (Johannes Brost). Together they investigate the mysterious attic and unravel the house's history.

The movie is very much a product of the 80's and far from a masterpiece. It is a fun time though and does manage to get some suspence going, although I have a hard time calling it scary. The vibe is kind of silly in an accidental yet charming way. The effects and acting are good enough. The movie also features a fed up mailman just trying to do his job goddammit. I do think it's interesting and fun that the husband is the one who knows about the ghost and is thus the one deemed crazy, all too often I think movies rely on the "delusional hysterical woman" thing.

Funny quotes:

"Ja men skratta då för fan!" roughly translating to "Fucking laugh then!"

And following a conversation about peacock sexual dimorphism at the dinner table:

"Hanen måste göra sig fin för honan och sen kan dom para sig."

*slams glass on the table*

"I det här huset säger vi knulla!"

Translation:

"The male needs to make himself look nice for the female and then they can mate."

"In this house we say fucking!"

Overall I think it's worth a watch if you're into horror and older movies! It might be hard to find an English translation or subtitled version though(?)

My score would be maybe a 6/10 for production and a 7/10 for enjoyment.

[nyancrimew]

[krakabank]

💀🤕

[swerfadka]

"can i see your spotify playlists?"

of course!!! which one do you want to see first? "cannibalism is a metaphor for love" "male moaning and whimpering audios" "female rage" "ethel cain and mitski discography" or "my mouth covered in your blood"?

[krakabank]

Ok so I just started watching ST deep space nine and just...the amount of pure rancid stink Quark radiates at any given time is truly a demonstration of the wonders of writing-

[krakabank]

as an add on to this, Odo and Quark are definitely screwing in the closet right? Like c’mon guys get a room.

[random-brushstrokes]

Paul César Helleu (French, 1859–1927) - Lady in White, portraits of the artist's wife

[krakabank]

This gives me huge howl's moving castle vibes. Or if titanic was made by Miyazaki.

[myloveissubliminal]

[wolfythewitch]

Hello archivist

[grapefruiters]

[ID: a painting of Michael from the magnus archives, a human-like being with light skin and long curly blonde hair. His hands are stretched out, his eyes purple and his face distorted/stretched out. He looks directly at the viewer. End ID.]

[02vin]

02-10-2024, 11 AM

[appleyblam]

im asian. white people only, do you wear shoes in the house

yes, my whole family does too

yes, not everyone in my family does/just me

sometimes

no, but my family does

no, and my family doesn't

im a poc show me the results please

Voting ended onMar 13, 2024

[appleyblam]

thanks for the feedback!! upgrade:

do you wear shoes in the house?

white american - yes, and my whole family does too

white european - yes, and my whole family does too

white american - yes, but just me/not everyone in my family

white european - yes, but just me/not everyone in my family

white american - sometimes

white european - sometimes

white american - no, but my family does

white european - no, but my family does

white american - no, and my family doesn't

white european - no, and my family doesn't

im a poc please show me

Voting ended onMar 13, 2024

also! i see notes about indoor shoes, i havent heard of those, thanks for sharing! :) 👟

[krakabank]

Ig this makes sense considering I'm nordic and the outside is a wet sloppy mess for what feels like half the year. But if someone walks around with shoes inside and leaves snow all over the floor, which I then step in I'm going to write you a displeased note or something idk maybe make a fist in my pocket or whatever.

[bloodbrown]

Animal gifs from Tenor

[krakabank]

Shrimply good advice