kraktibitch

🇧🇷(she/her)🇧🇷 Good news, we can finally be bees. This isn't your world, but we can be bees. This is good news. You can be a bee. You'll live like a bee. A pet. "A pet?" A pet. Mark, this is good news. You'll live for 30 years. "THIS IS INSANE!"

[krakenbitt]

i liked the small guy and the big guy. cootie patooties

[krakenbitt]

trans gember

[boybeetles]

Someone in Glasgow please go see this for me pls. I will be there in spirit 🙏

[tinyglowingsharks]

Brief report from the flute accompaniment:

It went well! At least 100 people attended, families dogs a solid portion of Glasgow's trans community. There was a really lovely atmosphere, nice weather and a very cheerful celebratory vibe.

After short speeches from the ballhaver and the large dyke (my wife), the ballhaver was given a chupa chup and blindfolded (execution style). The balls were then duly kicked; it made a surprisingly loud dull thumping sound. She fell to the ground to loud cheers and there was a moment of silence while Taps played on the flute. The large dyke wore solovair urban hikers.

[polar-bear-butch]

Account from the Large Dyke.

Arrived early to find the crowd already gathering, so the kick got off to a prompt start. Following some introductions from everybody and some cheery folk music from our flautist (my wife!) we got on with the kick.

I think we got good contact, the top of my boot making a good solid noise on impact. Very good atmosphere all round, people stayed to chat for a while. Were it not January it would have been an excellent opportunity for a picnic.

10/10 queer event, would happily kick anybody in the balls in the name of community.

[noisepuppy]

Account from the ball haver

7am: the pressure is getting to me; I wake up and drink half a bottle of diet iron bru from my bedside table; roll out of bed, and psych myself up in the mirror - "you can do this my little pogchamp" I say to myself over and over until I decend into a stupor.

8am: I play an hour of Okami on steam to replenish my chi levels

9am: I look at my balls for a while

10am: I spend 20 or so minutes trying to decide what to wear before realising it's the subartic in midwinter and I'm going to have to dress for -2C° regardless of what I choose and opt of my trusty black Schott thermal padded winter flight jacket and a pair of loose, warm Uniqlo trousers to give my testicles room to breathe.

11am: crashing out, texting my friends to arange a substitute kickee, an understudy, anybody so I can just become one with the crowd and not go through with it

12am: the homies have arrived, I'm drinking redbush tea in a small cafe by the park; god is in his heaven and all is right with the world

12.15: "you must be here to watch me get kicked in the balls?"

12.40: a circle emerges, from within the circle a palpable energy focuses like a lens down unto me and I feel like I'm gonna pee my pants a little

12.50: cheers begin, several complete families with dogs arrive - more friends appear and assort themselves into a gathering of 'real heads' ready to watch my groin be dessicated by the firm lace of a women for woman woman with a foot loosed through the gates of war as Augustus saw fit the dispatch and return of his troops from far corners through the blessings of Janus.

12.55: I think I left the stove on

1pm: Short introductions are made, grace is shown, beautiful flute music accompanies the gathering

1.03pm: what is left of my dignity disappears up my inguinal canal; I fall to the ground and languish a moment. I can feel it more in my lower chest than I can in my groin but the humour and adrenaline lift me and I'm laughing on my feet again soon. I kneel for the last post.

[bradbradleyart]

I wanted to explore my idea of how spamton becomes the puppet

[krakenbitt]

doing pixel arts for a thing i may or may not do in the future (damn i feel rusty lmao)

[krakenbitt]

Spades 6-10

[krakenbitt]

Old art + new art

I can finally do this properly lmao

[krakenbitt]

jan 2023

[krakenbitt]

GUESS WHAT

[krakenbitt]

The sillies!!

[krakenbitt]

[krakenbitt]

End of an era...

[krakenbitt]

its a king of... Deltarune Chapters 3 and 4 in June 4th/5th 2025.......

[suppermariobroth]

Please help me. I have nothing else.

[laranoa]

Because a lot of people don't click on videos:

The Supper Mario Broth admin's mom just passed away, meaning he's lost his last remaining family and will be losing government benefits and possibly his home.

He has a job but it does not pay enough to maintain the blog in its current state, because of how much time & research it takes to update. But it is his passion and he wants to keep doing it as much as he can.

I'm subscribed to his patreon at $6/month because I think he's doing some of the best video game writing and archiving work on the internet entirely for free. If you appreciate his blog at all, I really recommend chipping in, even just for a little while. There's even a $1 tier.

https://www.patreon.com/suppermariobroth

[muppet-sex]

[krakenbitt]

Spades A-5

First batch of a customized card deck I'm making for fun!

I already have some other cards ready but I'll post them later

[krakenbitt]

zone 3

[mayakern]

concept for a broken glass skirt. what do y’all think?

[derpiie]

MANO ESSA ARTE É MTO FODA MAS EU TENHO Q COMENTAR Q EU LEMBREI DAQUELE JOGO MOBILE LA ALGM JOGAVA ESSA OPRRA?

[krakenbitt]

Smash hit?