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Life is a cheap prostitute and I’m the one getting screwed • 17 • probably not an infj

[kranken-wagen]

i hate the idea that one single pride flag has to include every genre of person or identity otherwise its outdated

justice for the Gilbert Baker flag

[kranken-wagen]

im so over chat it’s done for me. one sided situationship (as in shes convinced we had potential, and im gay) is mad i got done w her lack of consent and has been shooting me death glares for the past week. I will be faking my death and shipping myself to Greenland

[chilewithcarnage]

[kranken-wagen]

@ moot thank u for ur note in my impromptu yearbook

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[kranken-wagen]

i think im lactose intolerant because my stomach is currently going thru the circles of hell rn

[kranken-wagen]

i want to take my friends adventuring (my normal habit of walking downtown, buying boba, and going thrifting). you should come adventuring with me. it’s gonna be awesome

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[kranken-wagen]

Why are we projecting our want for a fetish to come to life on an innocent minority group. yall gotta lock in for real this is getting embarrassing

[kranken-wagen]

i want the atla movie to be released in theaters because atla fundamentally rewired my brain in ways it didn’t experience again until (checks notes) idk LSOH

[kranken-wagen]

i love it when my friends find stuff that reminds them of me & make me aware of it .. mwah. my person now. you have been inducted into da clerb.

[kranken-wagen]

Zukka 5eva

[kranken-wagen]

Then (5 years ago) everything changed (my family got weird w it) when the fire nation attacked (the Great Sexuality Reveal of ‘20)

[kranken-wagen]

Basically zuko ik how u feel and u just gotta trust me when i say it gets better

[kranken-wagen]

Then (5 years ago) everything changed (my family got weird w it) when the fire nation attacked (the Great Sexuality Reveal of ‘20)

[kranken-wagen]

i will shortly inform my mother that she is not to show up to any of my senior nights. my dad is kind of chill and can show up if I’m feeling generous. my mother on the other hand, who cannot fathom anything but medical neglect or just normal neglect, is going to hell

[kranken-wagen]

im gunna start watching the pitt soon. i need hobbies like it’s not even funny

[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stupidbeecandle]

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

[glowingghosty]

[mcnerds]

you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

[stupidbeecandle]

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose