thank God I got this url

main blog and ao3 is sandpapersnowman!

[boyplushie]

"isn't he so cute?" *picture of the wettest most pathetic looking guy you've ever seen*

[lypsys]

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[thedeepthought]

me: I ship them

friend: oh like romantically?

me: no. like cursed object passed between hands for centuries, they are cosmically linked, probably bonded by blood ritual, I think they’ve fought in a war together in at least three lifetimes, and their souls make direct eye contact every time they breathe in the same room

friend: so… romantically?

me: yeah. like. with kissing.

[trigona-necrophaga]

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

[sleepdeprivedmint]

Bitches love me for my combat skills, easily reprogrammable mind, and gaping void where my personhood used to be

[divorce-enjoyer]

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

[divorce-enjoyer]

maybe the reason one refuses to stop and the other refuses to move is because they both long for the collision

[super-ion]

Hey man, I saw your living weapon staring at its reflection. You might wanna get that looked at

[nonbinary-bosmer]

Yeah, your emotionless tool of destruction is beginning to develop a sense of self. Probably nothing to worry ‘bout though

[darkaviarymc]

Tragedy alignment chart. Feel free to use, but please reblog if you do.

[niseku]

kratos’ hair scares me

[joseopher-deactivated20260418]

(about a problematic ship) actually i think the power dynamics should get more unbalanced and they should have less respect for each other's autonomy and they should violate more boundaries and commucate worse and fuse together in a tangled mass of tragedy until the lines between them blur and vanish and they are one single unified embodiment of unending worship

[laceration-d0ll]

is it normal to moan when your brother in arms desperately applies pressure to your gaping wound. asking for a friend

[laceration-d0ll]

follow up question is it normal if your brother in arms get hard at the feeling of your pounding heartbeat and slick, hot blood beneath their hands

[illegator]

🤷

[illegator]

a little sexy regal for @meltifye

[p2ep]

Well i think the short guy should top

[bloodraven55]

[kratos-with-a-gun]

the people have spoken...

[kratos-with-a-gun]

should I change my url to kratos-with-a-gun

yes

no

Voting ended onAug 19, 2025