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agere sanders sides blog :3 26, white, autistic (pfp by @theogclownboy)

[krayonkiddos]

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this is my agere sasi blog!! i headcanon all the sides as age regressors with different ranges of regression :3 i’ll put their age ranges under the cut!!

main: @lesbianprincey

name: foxy

pronouns: he/it/any neos

dni:

anti agere or petre

kink blogs (having one is find just don’t interact from it)

racists, sexists, antisemites, white supremacists, etc

zionists (from the river to the sea, palestine will be free)

pedos + zoos and supporters

anti-endos

terfs + queerphobes + exclusionists (i loveee mspec lesbians + gays and neopronouns and gnc people and male lesbians and girl gays 🥰)

people who in ANY way support h4rry p0tter and/or JKR

generative ai users/supporters (ai art, chatgpt, character ai, etc)

sides agere ranges:

roman: usually an older kiddo, between 6 and 10 most often

remus: doesn’t really know his actual age when regressed but if roman is also regressed he’ll claim roman’s age lol

logan: between 4 and 8 depending on how he’s feeling, but if someone else regresses while he’s regressed, he gets a bit older. so if he’s 6, and someone else regresses, he’s suddenly about 12

virgil: strictly a teen regressor, 15-17, but one time he regressed to 13 out of stress

patton: when he regresses (which isnt often, he’s a cg leaning flip) he’s full infant mode, the oldest he regresses to is 1

janus: about 3-6 most often, but he struggles to pinpoint his age in the moment, only really able to tell after the fact

[krayonkiddos]

i wanna talk about roman’s fictional caregivers like he must have some right? im projecting maybe

so roman’s caregivers include rapunzel from tangled, captain jack harkness from doctor who, and captain jack sparrow from pirates of the caribbean. im also considering either batman or alfred. maybe roman is batman’s little and batman is alfred’s little. or maybe batman is often stuck with a clingy roman and he’s like “alfred please help me” and alfred is almost like a grandfather to roman. keep in mind i know very little about batman. i understand the nickname “jason toddler” now lmao (jason todd is like robin but angstier)

i might get into batman. i hear there’s a bat family dynamic and im very interested in this concept

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i have a fic idea

remus feels especially little and in the heat of an argument roman (also regressed) says something about remus being broken, and according to patton, “anything can be fixed with either bandaids or kisses” and so remus starts covering himself in bandaids to “fix himself” and when that doesn’t work he starts asking all the sides for kisses (he probably wouldn’t ask roman but idk?). when that doesn’t work either, remus climbs into the trash can because “thats where broken things go”

the other sides eventually realize what’s going on, of course, but not before finding remus crying amongst garbage

sorry for the angst but it’ll be hurt comfort ^_^ remus gets all the love don’t worry

[krayonkiddos]

oh hey btw i no longer care if remrom shippers interact with me lmao (i dont ship it myself but being an anti is not the right hill for me to die on kdjfkfkf there are bigger problems)

that being said i need to update my banner lol

[krayonkiddos]

not a proshipper, not an anti, just vibing ✌️

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when virgil is regressed to a tiny age and you ask him how old he is

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when patton is a caregiver to virgil, roman, and logan and you ask him how many kids he has

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when you ask regressed remus how hyper he’s feeling on a scale of one to ten

[krayonkiddos]

oh hey btw i no longer care if remrom shippers interact with me lmao (i dont ship it myself but being an anti is not the right hill for me to die on kdjfkfkf there are bigger problems)

that being said i need to update my banner lol

[krayonkiddos]

permaregressed remus can anyone hear me

[krayonkiddos]

oh what if patton realizes he’s regressed and is pouting because he doesn’t get to be the dad anymore (and all the while he’s scared that his kids are too grown up to need him anymore), and as he’s walking down the hallway, he bumps into virgil and accidentally . says something a bit too emotionally charged at a very loud volume, then as patton walks away virgil stops him by going scary mode because Hey What Was That For, then patton bursts into tears, then virgil is almost immediately panicking because he always panics when someone starts crying around him

virgil’s pov: on his way to his room, doomscrolling on tumblr as he walks, bumps into patton and is on high alert when patton yells at the top of his lungs “WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!” and just freaking walks away. this is definitely something virgil sanders would get pissed about. like can anyone hear me

[krayonkiddos]

janus: agr rgressses

janus: rattlesnake

[krayonkiddos]

Ur really cool and i like ur blog and i wanna say hi hiiiiiii youre so cool

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AWW hai !!!! im so sorry i never saw this ask!!! ♥️♥️♥️ ily frog anon 🥰

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nope, kiddo, no more scrolling and losing track of time. come lay in the fort.

[krayonkiddos]

my fav part about the sides being imaginary is they could easily age regress in canon. it’s literally plausible. idk if they’d call it that, maybe logan would know what it is…

wait let me elaborate i feel like my wording is off but idk how to fix it hold on

so like. age regression in the sides would be symbolic. it may even be very literal in which they shapeshift to the younger version of themselves. like… if thomas posted a video in which one or more of the sides become toddlers, id be like “it’s about time i was proven right” LOL like??? or like. if he posted a video of c!thomas finally getting therapy and anxiety meds and it turns out taking the meds turns virgil younger? like maybe even an infant? id be more surprised that c!thomas went to both therapy and a psychiatrist so quickly and all at once tbh

listen what im trying to say is i doubt age regression would even be abnormal for these guys. am i making sense i genuinely dont know 😭

[krayonkiddos]

roman as a little makes my paternal instincts go haywire istg

like when he lost his sippy cup (a real canon event) i was like oh baby :( ill find it for you little prince…

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is anyone else stoned and regressed at the same time. im like 11 (regressed) this is illegal LMAO

[krayonkiddos]

WRONG AGERE BLOG. WELL. NOW YOU KNOW 💀

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is anyone else stoned and regressed at the same time. im like 11 (regressed) this is illegal LMAO

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them boys and their tv shows ♥️

(any guesses on what they’re watching? the plushie is a hint!)

[krayonkiddos]

i lik to imagine logan n oattton being in onesies and watching doctor who together. pls this could easily be canon, including their age regression-