not jim

possibly the guy from a quiet place (john krasinski)

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gmgoodwin‌:

Honestly, this is feeling a little bit more of a booty call than a cabana boy fantasy. I’m not complaining–just letting you know the view from where I’m sitting. Also, hell no, the wine isn’t homemade. Please, I made it with Knocking Point with Joshua and I picking our favorites. 

I didn’t realize it was a fantasy! Okay, I have a lot more preparation to do. I’ll be busy for the foreseeable future. Probably until this playdate/booty call is scheduled.

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gmgoodwin‌:

This is turning into quite the undercover mission. Luckily for you, I have a couple rooms that you could choose to potentially change into your costume when you arrive. I used my own wine to make it–I don’t think it’ll let you down. 

Fine. I’ll come over in a trench coat and sunglasses, but just to be safe, I won’t be wearing anything underneath. Wow, even the wine is homemade? I really can’t keep up.

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gmgoodwin‌:

That’s….a fair point. Perhaps I should sneak you into my neighborhood. Just to make sure you’re away from the paparazzi–before I welcome you into my home. If you’re going to be a cabana boy–I’m expecting a full outfit–so take that for what you will. We’ll see just how desperate you are.

So now I need to come incognito, which means I’ll have to change into a full cabana boy outfit once I’m there. Unless my outfit is so good that the paparazzi think you’ve just hired an actual cabana boy. (No judgement.) Either way, this better be some strong sangria. And we’ll see just how good your desserts are, but I think I’ll be pretty desperate.

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gmgoodwin‌:

When have I ever not had desserts? I think your company and your potential use as a fan will be enough reason for me to tell people we’re friends. 

First of all, do you really want it getting out that we’re friends? And second, this is me exchanging my cabana boy services for kid distractions and sangria. I’ll do what I have to do in order to get the desserts.

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itsbenzash‌:

Yeah, I mean it’s better for my laundry to go flying down the stairs than me to, right?  Eh, it was an old bra.  I wasn’t too worried about it.  If it was one of my new expensive ones then I’d be more upset about it.

That is true. My dog never catches me when I fall down the stairs. Neither do my kids. Well, sometimes old things have more nostalgia!

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gmgoodwin‌:

What are you going to bring over for me when you head this way? If I’m providing the sangria and the good looks…..? 

Didn’t you also mention dessert? It sounds like there isn’t much left for me to offer, at this point. Maybe I can fan you by the pool?

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itsbenzash‌:

While carrying my laundry basket upstairs to put it away, I tripped on a step.  Luckily I was just fine, but my laundry ended up all over.  My dogs had a hay day with it.  You’d think they were jumping into a pile of leaves they way they were acting.  Walter even took off with one of my bras, the little rascal.  Please tell me I’m not the only one who trips going up the stairs. [ @hfrpstarters​ ]

Just fine?! Doesn’t sound like you’re just fine. I know I’d throw a fit if the dog took off with one of my bras.

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gmgoodwin‌:

I haven’t really thought about your balls all that often, truthfully. I just said we should take advantage of it. Just–bring yourself and your cute mini-me’s over already. I would never do you that dirty. 

I’m hurt, but I’ll get over it. Eventually. Well, I know the girls would love that, and I’d enjoyed some sangria that’s surely better than anything I could attempt to make. 

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gmgoodwin‌:

On the bright side, I’m glad to hear that you only have one set of balls, Krasinski. I probably should be upset at you pawning off kids–if I weren’t planning on using your kids to tire out my own. Though, you better be nice or I’ll water down your sangria. 

Were you expecting more? I figure we have the perfect set-up--but if you weren’t looking to take advantage of that, whatever, psycho. Only Satan herself would water down sangria for someone in our situation.

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sophbcsh‌:

all i’ve done for the last two weeks is binge watch shitty reality television, fill up on thin mints, and play animal crossing. the first two aren’t giving me any grief, but that last one? well, i’m losing my mind. it’s like no matter how much i organize and decorate my island, i still hate it. pretty sure i’m actually never going to be satisfied with it, but whatever. that’s a freak out for another day. anyway, anyone else having an existential crisis while tom nook sits back and watches? if not, then what have you been up to? fill me in here. / @hfrpstarters​

Alright, I’ve heard a bit about this, especially since a lot of my recent audience has been in the Gen Z bracket. Weird, right? Anyway, this Tom guy sounds like a dick and I kind of want to fight him, but apparently I can’t. So I guess that’s the disappointment I’ve been up to.

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gmgoodwin‌:

While the Los Angeles weather is intense, surely I’m not the only one enjoying the weather? There’s something so nice about being able to bring the family outdoors and just throw a mini pool party. There’s nothing, not even a scorching hot day, that grilled food and veggies can’t solve. Anyways, I’m Ginnifer or Ginny–it’s lovely to meet everyone! If the heat is also getting to everyone else–there will be enough food and sangria to go around at my place. If you ask nicely, you may even get some desserts that I’ve been testing out. @hfrpstarters​

If sweating the only balls I have off is enjoying the weather, then yes I am. Just kidding--kind of. Well, because I’ll be there, even if only to occupy the kids and down some sangria.

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stilloffthechain‌:

Happiness Continues, our concert style documentary, dropped the other night. Since then, the reviews haven’t stopped coming. It is so surreal knowing that my music has had such an impact on so many lives. There was a time when I wasn’t sure how our return would be received and now that everyone has been outpouring so much love and support, I know that it was crazy of me to even worry about it. I’m happy to continue putting smiles on the faces of so many people that have been there since the beginning. I’m also pretty excited to share this world with my own child. After watching Kevin with his girls, I can’t wait to have my child look up to me like the girls do with Kev. Anyway, how are you all doing today? @hfrpstarters​

The reviews haven’t stopped coming in because I just can’t help myself. Most of the streams are probably me, too. It’s all so dreamy!

In all seriousness, congrats, dude. And even moreso on the bundle on the way. There’s nothing like it, you’re right about that. How soon?