Krib

when two men have sex, how do they know which ones penis will open up to accept the other persons penis?

[babyanimalgifs]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand

[fuzzycricket]

I WAS AT THIS MEETING, I MET THIS CAT. I forget his name but he was soooo sweet, I think it was Councilman Clark who brought him in! This was at the very first meeting in Denver to decide whether to ban declawing (the ban succeeded!)

Update: I emailed this post to councilman Clark, subject line “your kitty is famous”

Update 2: Councilman Clark responded, he thinks this is awesome and his cat’s name is Kit Kat

[world-cat-deactivated20181204]

Thank you Kit Kat for protecting the cats of Denver!

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

I think the emotion on Kit Kat’s face is democratic engagement.

[roseys-deactivated20181203]

learning how to speak your mind is so terrifying but its 100 million times better than stewing in silence and hoping someone picks up on your vibes

[gahdamnpunk]

Not to disregard that stand your ground only protects white men..

[lovelyspider]

Her name is Jacqueline Dixon and she’s from Selma, AL. Here’s the article: https://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2018/07/woman_shot_killed_estranged_hu.html

[pinkvelvetfemme]

please help Jacqueline Dixon

[imoverallofit]

Damn shame

[gaycism]

Murder at Disney

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

[hotboyproblems]

this is the type of content im tryna see on my dashboard

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[y-o-u-t-h-s]

[mayaangelique]

[onlybandlyrics]

And I’d give up everything for a moment of your time.

- Moose Blood // Talk In Your Sleep

[nineherbscharm]

it’s crazy that im alive to witness major effects of climate change. like it always seemed super vague and it was always ‘the polar bears won’t have anywhere to live’ but this shit is going to fuck everything up bigtime.

[chocolatecoffeething]

Most people don’t realize how serious it is. We’ve only got 50 years worth of resources left, if we keep going the way we are, and honestly, that’s optimistic. Aside from that, we’ve already gone over the calculated “point of no return”, so even if we immediately start sucking gasses out of the atmosphere and stop all transport and agriculture, we’re going to see oceans rise, sea life die, we’re going to be crammed into smaller land areas, places like Melbourne will be underwater, and the fallout will probably send us into an ice age anyway (long story, but basically the ice melts, cold water sinks, the ocean flow responsible for thermoregulation of the planet is interrupted, cue ice age).

I can already see it now. Forget the hurricanes for a moment:

-Hay isn’t growing at the right time. Last year, no one got good hay where I live, because the weather (which has been in the same pattern during hay season for as long as I’ve been alive) was whacked out.

-None of my animals grew coats correctly, because the weather is just all wrong, and they don’t know what season they’re in.

-We’re getting new temperature records globally; basically, all weather is starting to change already

-Where I live, there are always two weeks where we see echidnas everywhere, and then we don’t see them the rest of the year. that is, until last year, when we barely saw them, spaced throughout several months. 

-Let me reiterate, the animals cannot tell what season it is because climate change is altering weather patterns that have been here for as long as anyone can remember

-We also have more acidic rain due to all the gasses, which is why we’ve got so many statues and whatnot corroding even though they haven’t changed for thousands of years

-We had a tornado start to form in Melbourne. That’s unheard of.

We have the technology to slow down climate change. If we want to survive for more than 50 years, we need to act now. NOW. We need to put in place all the technologies we have, and pour money into more scientific research.

And why haven’t we? Because politicians earn money from oil companies and don’t care about the future of the planet, because they’re not going to be here in 50 years anyway.

[eatass-deactivated32235235-deac]

https://www.skepticalscience.com/ is a great website that debunks common myths about climate change! check it out! it has a wealth of information that’s super easy to understand and even comes in different levels in terms of learning. 

i just recently sat in a climate change presentation and the physicist who gave the presentation talked about how if in the next 30 years we (not just Americans, but humans all over the world) do not cut down on carbon emissions (and this honestly boils down to policy changes that MUST be made amongst industrialists in “developed countries” but that’s a whole other conversation) climate change will ultimately become irreversible. 

30 years y’all. that’s within all of our life times. and these effects are going to be pretty much the end of human civilization as we know it. 

[literaphobe]

me, oversharing on the internet about my issues

[just-shower-thoughts]

All human languages may sound the same to an Alien.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[catsuggest]

mood: soft. optomostic. tail up. taking steps in a positive direction

[catsuggest]

[platypusplayhere]

when in doubt slap His ass

[twinberry]

the capitalized pronoun implies we’re talking about God’s ass

[daevite]

me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends

me, after indulging in aforementioned content:

[robertdowneyjjr]

He says, “Dude, here’s the deal. I’m here. Don’t worry about it. I’m here.” [x]