stupidé bitché™

just me and my single brain cell against the world

[gorps]

[yippiekippie]

you mean to tell me there are people who don't make little creature noises on a daily basis? wild

[rick-roller]

Actually, a new study from Richardson University at Michigan revealed that all humans make some sort of sound when they are alone, uncomfortable, or experiencing an overload of amigdalinoids.

These "little creature noises" were present in each of the over 500 participants, through multiple trials. You can read more about the different kinds of antelinguistic expressions (M. Asteley et al., 2008) here.

[yippiekippie]

that is so swag

[naamahdarling]

*horrid little chirp*

[dorothylarouge]

Gunk, who you may know,

[fagstaynight]

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have been whining about? Jesus christ

[dogpuppy]

[homeboygirl]

learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.

[homunculus-argument]

My favourite thing on tumblr is when someone comes up with a completely new context to someone else's post, like someone made a post saying "I HATE SCRAPING ICE OFF MY WINDSHIELD THIS SHIT DON'T COME OFF" and someone replies with "me when I just ran over a squad of american deportation nazis."

My least favourite thing on tumblr is when someone comes up with a completely new context to someone else's post, like someone made a post saying "hey if you know you have a lethal food allergy, you should not fucking steal other peoples' lunches from the break room fridge. Nobody has the obligation to put allergen warnings on the food they made for themselves because you might eat it. If you die if you eat peanuts and you eat someone else's peanuts, you kinda deserve to die."

And someone comes in like "but what if that person is poor and can't afford their own food, what if they have 800 orphan nephews that they have to raise and all the money they make at their job goes into raising them so they have to steal food to survive, do you think the poor stealing food deserve to die? Do you want to orphan those 800 kids again? OP is so fucking evil oh my god."

[maureen2musings]

Westonbirt Arboretum

ellisreed

[depsidase]

[toneburst]

Sculptures at St. Isaak’s Cathedral in St. Petersburg, Russia, are silhouetted by the rising full moon. Photo by Dmitry Lovetsky

[correctopinionhaver]

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

[artemisinfurs-deactivated1986426]

gonna show people my authentic self soon. just as soon as I get it perfect. soon. any day now I'll be good enough to open up to others

[beastliness]

I don't know whether any of you guys have looked outside lately but it's leaves as hell out there

[elodieunderglass]

AND the moon

[skopostheorie]

it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they're all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that's so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it's where everywhere on tv is.

[skopostheorie]

[ceruleanwarbler2]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN AMERICAN ACCENT?? HAVE YOU HEARD THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TEXANS AND OHIOANS???

[skopostheorie]

do you think i know what ohio is

[skopostheorie]

[ruffboi-mags]

Great job everybody

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[porcelain-rob0t]

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

[genderfluid-druid]

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

[genderfluid-druid]

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.