surprise, bitch

Tory; a little bit of this and a little bit of that. It just is what it is, babe.

[howelljenkins]

sorry if u dont think im funny but that’s not my problem my target audience (me) has already been met

[anshelinasholie]

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Can we please stop associating being a good person with how much you're willing to suffer in silence for other people? You can be a kind person and still say "no, I don't have the time/energy to help you with that." You can be a kind person and still say "this makes me uncomfortable, please stop." You can be a kind person and still say "I disagree and here's why." You can be kind and still say "I'm not okay with this." Being kind is about treating people with kindness and respect, not about being the human equivalent of a doormat!

[powerblais]

Colton Parayko visits a Supercross track

[doubleminor]

Vladislav Namestnikov | © Dave Reginek

[crosbylsma]

remember when they asked malcolm subban what he hates most about montreal and he said his brother

[arsonistblue]

sir please that’s my emotional support group of mutuals who I never interact with but still care deeply about

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

a person i’ve never met before in my life: *greets me by name*

me:

[samgirard]

└ tyson barrie: human disaster

[sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081]

i feel like we dont talk enough about how two of the most decorated female hockey players ever, one a former captain for team canada and the other for the usa, fell in love and had a baby together 

[sweaterfemme-deactivated2025081]

small gay sports baby

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

[positive-lesbian-vibes]

Ok but where is my cheesey lesbian rom-com about them falling in love while playing against each other

[johannas-motivational-insults]

Okay but the funniest part is this has happened multiple times. There are three instances of former Canadian and American national team players who have gotten married:

-Caroline Ouellette and Julie Chu (both former captains)

-Gillian Apps (former alternate captain) and Meghan Duggan (former captain)

-Jayna Hefford (former alternate captain) and Kathleen Kauth

Seriously it’s like tradition at this point. I’m sure there’s a betting pool on who’s going to get married next. God I love the rival lesbian jocks trope.

[existansial-crisis]

Jamie Benn after the fight with Miles Wood on October 16, 2018

[darthbenn]

[heddy]

isles vs bolts | september 9, 2020

[9116]

VGK @ DAL Western Conference Final, Game 3 | September 10, 2020

[anzekopistar]

Tyler tossing pucks to imaginary children in the stands

[exyrpf]

If I was an exhausted NHLer being interviewed after a playoff game I would simply give in and fall asleep in front of the microphone

[washyourdamnhands]

This is why support from white players is so important