hijinks and shenanigans

• blue • he/she/they •

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[shithowdy]

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.

[sylvanitchi]

looks at you like this

[flowerbleedme]

I'm fatally wounded... And it's yours

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[collectivenothingness]

I have a disease called I want to text you so much but I have no idea what I would even write

[normalbeing404]

i have a similar one called i want more contact but I'm afraid I'm being overbearing so I'll just wait for you to start

[landmineblogging]

I have autism

[fintan-pyren]

prentice endal¹ ² ³

1.

hit it: to engage in sexual activities with someone

2.

Granite is the alias of Sir Tiergan, a Telepath who works with the Black Swan. He is a member of the leading council of the Black Swan, the

3.

[importantcatpics]

[thyrell]

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[thevastnessof]

it’s actually quite easy to take over a small local government group if you really want to, bc if you volunteer consistently people will just put you in charge of whatever. I’m now one of like three people at a nature preserve making official decisions about trails, events, putting in a prairie, and designing a series of illustrations for a storybook trail etc., and it’s just because last summer I started coming over once a week to help the naturalist out for a couple hours. Mine now. you too can steal an organization and shape it to your will 🫵

[carbomcoco]

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

[carbomcoco]

they did the research in the first place because they believed you and wanted to tell people about it. they are not our enemies.

[aphony-cree]

people always go "Instead of spending all that time on a study they could have just listened to us when we said these thing happen"

they did listen, that's how studies work, they asked people about their experiences and put all the data together in a nice package that can be cited

[bea-yotch]

"i asked chat gpt" well i asked mr. forkle and he didn't tell me jack shit

[bookwyrminspiration]

kotlc fitz pov:

About three things I was absolutely positive.

First, Sophie was an elf.

Second, there was a part of her--and I didn’t know how potent that part might be--that was also a horse.

And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with her.

[afemalesebastian]

Ok, need to make a Very Scientific Poll to settle some marital disharmony:

When making bagels, should you put cream cheese on

before toasting

after toasting

Remaining time: 1 day 15 hours

[rocketbirdie]

guys. Guys please you're allowed to say big boy words. please we cannot keep just rolling with the sanitization of every space on the internet ok. you're allowed to say suicide. you're allowed to say porn. they're not bad words, they're just words.

also by ''censoring'' the words with silly spellings you're actually making it much harder for people to filter out. please just say Sex you don't have to call it woohoo like it's the fucking sims. i promise the Word Police aren't going to arrest you

[spector]

a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it

[spector]

(nodding sagely and correcting the whiteboard with a very squeaky marker) a deer is like a forest whale if you think about it