krisdeassgore

yo wassup im kris

[krisdeadassgore]

WELCOME TO THE BLOG!!

So, this blog has a couple of rules.

Firstly, respect Kris's pronouns. It's they/them. Before you click enter, check to see if you said they and them instead of she, her, he, etc.

Secondly, nothing NSFW. Just, EW.

Thirdly and final, be respectful. This blog is supposed to be fun for all, don't turn into something I have to hear about on Youtube because of how scandalous it became.

Q and A:

Q: What's different about this from other Kris blogs?

A: I refuse to break character unless I have to.

Q: Ships?

A: Sure! I'll tolerate shipping stuff. However, I will say. Use. Common. Sense. DON'T promote anything between an adult and a minor or anything that's EXTREMELY toxic. (For example, something that's just two people that fight. CONSTANTLY.)

Q: So, besides you not breaking character, what's different?

A: I have an entire Google doc of headcanons that I can apply to writing, making it 50 times more interesting.

Q: I'm another Kris blog, can I interact with you through asks?

A: Sure!

Q: Ships?

A: Uhhh, I already answered that...like what? Pirate Ships? ALRIGHT BET! BRING A FRICKING PIRATE SHIP AND THROW IT AT KRIS!!

Well, you've read enough of a snoozefest already. Enjoy the blog!

[theholidaygirl-1225]

elly, have you ever felt like you said something but everyone else heard something diffrent? like you had a dream that just...seems too scary to be fake? too REAL? ever just...felt like something's OFF?

nevermind. forget i asked.

-@krisdeadassgore

No, this is a fine question, Kris, really! No need to forget about it!

...Yes. I, umm...do a lot, actually—does that sound weird to say? X)

If I...

If I had a dream that felt really real, would you call me crazy for thinking, maybe somewhere, it could be? If I had a dream where I was...someone I'm usually not, and I fought creatures I'd never even seen before...would you tell me?

And if...

and if you ever felt different—different than you have been—...you know you could talk to me, right? I know that...well, we're not as close as we used to be. We used to spend every single day together, but then sometime, I guess we grew up. But, regardless of growing up or anything like that...

Kris, please. Tell me I'm crazy. Tell me I had a dream the other day in the library, and tell me you're just in a rough patch. I'll help you all I can. I'll really try. I'm just so...confused. I don't think you're acting like yourself anymore.

[krisdeadassgore]

i really dont know anymore, elly. everything just feels off somedays. like someones controlling me? its almost like watching your body through a window. or, like watching a movie...about yourself. tell you what, we can hang out on saturday like we used to.

[theholidaygirl-1225]

Kris...is it strange to say I noticed? You've been acting so different and I just...regardless of how often we talk, I wanted to know if you were ok. But...you are yourself. You can always be the Kris I know.

I would love to hang out on Saturday. I really would. Maybe, we can make a pie together, like old times. :)

I've really missed you.

[krisdeadassgore]

in that case, see ya soon! :3 unless i like turn into a pumpkin or something, lol.

[krisdeadassgore]

so, its come to my attention that some of you have been making fun of my cousin elly (@theholidaygirl-1225). mocking dess, impersonating her, making up fake quotes to make her scared. i dunno whos doing this or WHY. but, just know if you keep it up, i, kris dreemurr, will find a way to stop you personally AND permanently. leave my cousin alone, you goons.

[theholidaygirl-1225]

Thank you, Kris. I really appreciate that. :) ❤️

(It's really scary. Sometimes they feel so real, and I just...)

[krisdeadassgore]

youre welcome. i got your back cuz.

[krisdeadassgore]

heyy, since you seem to know how that "deer knight" looks like, could i ask some questions regarding it? is it abnormally skinny? does it foam at the mouth? does it even look like a knight? does it kill people? if so, can i be next? is it single? does it

look, i dont know WHAT it wants. all i know is it that it claims to have information i need. so, unless i do what it wants, i dont get my info. my advice? STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM IT. (and, uh, i think its single.)

[krisdeadassgore]

Hello I'm chara your brother's dormmates just a question say if your brother just went through something really emotional how would he cheered up or comforted?

yo, sup, chara. badass name.

azzy always really liked playing dragon blazers. oh, and there was this show called "RexZilla". mostly animated nonsense, but him and dess used to watch it. it usually cheers him up.

[krisdeadassgore]

so, its come to my attention that some of you have been making fun of my cousin elly (@theholidaygirl-1225). mocking dess, impersonating her, making up fake quotes to make her scared. i dunno whos doing this or WHY. but, just know if you keep it up, i, kris dreemurr, will find a way to stop you personally AND permanently. leave my cousin alone, you goons.

[theholidaygirl-1225]

Sadly i couldn't see this Deer Knight well, but I did see Antlers so it is a Deer!

It was running really fast from the top of town and I think maybe I saw people chasing them.

But I didn't see what happened after they got past the church because My eyes aren't that good

Wow, okay! It's a deer...guys, don't go around thinking this is me! XD

Well, Hometown has a new urban legend to watch out for! Everyone watch out for this Knight so we can see if it's for real!!!! X)

[krisdeadassgore]

trust me dear childhood mildhood blidblood meeldlood kilebile nilechile woof woof friend elly. you dont wanna see that thing.

[theholidaygirl-1225]

elly, have you ever felt like you said something but everyone else heard something diffrent? like you had a dream that just...seems too scary to be fake? too REAL? ever just...felt like something's OFF?

nevermind. forget i asked.

-@krisdeadassgore

No, this is a fine question, Kris, really! No need to forget about it!

...Yes. I, umm...do a lot, actually—does that sound weird to say? X)

If I...

If I had a dream that felt really real, would you call me crazy for thinking, maybe somewhere, it could be? If I had a dream where I was...someone I'm usually not, and I fought creatures I'd never even seen before...would you tell me?

And if...

and if you ever felt different—different than you have been—...you know you could talk to me, right? I know that...well, we're not as close as we used to be. We used to spend every single day together, but then sometime, I guess we grew up. But, regardless of growing up or anything like that...

Kris, please. Tell me I'm crazy. Tell me I had a dream the other day in the library, and tell me you're just in a rough patch. I'll help you all I can. I'll really try. I'm just so...confused. I don't think you're acting like yourself anymore.

[krisdeadassgore]

i really dont know anymore, elly. everything just feels off somedays. like someones controlling me? its almost like watching your body through a window. or, like watching a movie...about yourself. tell you what, we can hang out on saturday like we used to.

[theholidaygirl-1225]

yo, elly. did you dogs cant eat chocolate? isnt that like super sad and stuff? since when do you own a blog wtf.

-krisdeadassgore

KRIS! Lol, hi!!! And yeah, that is sad, because I bet they'd really like it. :(

Also, since when have you owned a blog? I could say the same for you—you've never really struck me as the blogging type. And...what a...username you have...😸 FAHAHA

[krisdeadassgore]

you do realize i just named myself after what dad was gonna name me, right? togore? then, i just added deadass. c'mon i even use ts for my minecrap name.

[theholidaygirl-1225]

...Togore.

XD.

You were almost Togore, Kris! Thank goodness my dad thought of the Krismas pun, huh? XDDDDD

[krisdeadassgore]

i guess. [wasn't it azzy that shouted kris though?] watev. thank angel, lol.

[krisdeadassgore]

so, like, hypothetically, JUST HYPOTHETICALLY NOTHING ELSE-- do you think that if i kissed berdly, it would smash my face? i mean he has a beak and i don't so if we kiss, would i die?

(bruh i deadass say this shit cause of a dream i had trust, no other reason, k???)

[azk-susie]

Kris, Arright. Why would you even hypothetically be wanting to kiss that nerd??? Whatever you do you, i Guess.

[krisdeadassgore]

IT WAS JUST BECAUSE OF A DREAM!! >//<

[krisdeadassgore]

Do you ever feel bad about eating all the pie your poor and kind mother makes?

omg no why would i? i mean, think about it, anon. she spends ALL day cooking it, right? why let it go to waste? and, wouldn't it be mean of me to just NOT eat the pie? so, i mean, nah, nah i dont. its deadass tasty as hell anyways, makes it worth having to get up at night, lol.

[theholidaygirl-1225]

yo, elly. did you dogs cant eat chocolate? isnt that like super sad and stuff? since when do you own a blog wtf.

-krisdeadassgore

KRIS! Lol, hi!!! And yeah, that is sad, because I bet they'd really like it. :(

Also, since when have you owned a blog? I could say the same for you—you've never really struck me as the blogging type. And...what a...username you have...😸 FAHAHA

[krisdeadassgore]

you do realize i just named myself after what dad was gonna name me, right? togore? then, i just added deadass. c'mon i even use ts for my minecrap name.

[theholidaygirl-1225]

do they call you noelle tallerday because you're taller than kris

XD Maybe!! I'd like to meet whoever's calling me that...take that, Kris! Lol

[krisdeadassgore]

oma, shes only taller by like 5 inches. by that logic im taller than berdly. no one cares shes taller! that is literally the dumbest thing you could say. like oma. who cares anyways, no one lol. hey, did you know noelle is scared of leprechauns? cause, she is. so, uh, yeah. take that, elly.

[krisdeadassgore]

(@askcholiday) What is your opinion on the past? -C

like, me and elly? if i could sigh through text, i would. she used to be my best friend. we did everything together. then, one day...after...dess. we just kind of...grew apart. she still says we're friends, and aunt carol says im still welcome. but, it's just...not the same, yknow? the whole thing just...sucks, yknow? its like-well, its just like, like we'll never be the same way we were again.

(wow, that-uh, really became a snoozefest, huh? xd. i guess all i meant was i hated how it all went down. like, REALLY bad. and, i...miss my family. sorry to bore ya.)

[krisdeadassgore]

hey, yo, so life update i just remembered. this really weird thing happened in the dark world yesterday. i was just walking around like usual, yknow? adventuring with my friends, beating the fuck out of enemies, saying shit. yknow, average hero shit. but, then we found this shadow. a face. i really couldn't place why but...it looked familiar? and, weirder, it actually bit me, i think. even the bite marks look familiar. it reminds me of the ones i got on well...nevermind. probably just a dream, right guys?

[krisdeadassgore]

so, like, hypothetically, JUST HYPOTHETICALLY NOTHING ELSE-- do you think that if i kissed berdly, it would smash my face? i mean he has a beak and i don't so if we kiss, would i die?

(bruh i deadass say this shit cause of a dream i had trust, no other reason, k???)

[krisdeadassgore]

y'know, there was this cat i saw when i was little. it took someone too. but, no one ever believed me. it bit the hell out of me. they sent me to therapy. the therapist said i probably had a nervous breakdown and chewed myself. the only who believed was...well, dad. and it....well, that didn't go too well either. (lol, anyone know how to sigh through chat?)