im too drunk for this

brain farts occasionally :)

[loveridden1999]

[orcboxer]

tumblr won't let me post this for some reason. must be a glitch or something

[dogpuppy]

[subwaybug]

❎ "my current mental state can cause me to be anxious, irrational, and overly reactive at times"

✅ "some sort of evil shadow self lurks within me that can only be defeated via battle of the mind combat"

[shakenoatespresso]

i think everyone on the train around me would be surprised to find out i’m actually listening to kim petras and not something extremely depressing - it’s the heat, not the music

[shakenoatespresso]

how can we win when fools can be kings?

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[anarchy0wl]

Pic:alexismgalaviz1

[writingdose]

this is a life saver 😭

[shakenoatespresso]

would you actually choose the devil you know over a heaven you don’t?

[bold-baddie]

[pronounyaoi]

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

[partywoundsss]

EGO DEATH AT A BACHELORETTE PARTY | HAYLEY WILLIAMS

[writingdose]

[mysilent879]

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[shakenoatespresso]

i’m getting ideas for my future children

[shakenoatespresso]

someone give me thanos’ gauntlet so i can make social media disappear