One of those "I became the villains contract daughter" webtoon plots but for uhhh. One sec let me roll the wheel.
,,, Kakashi and Orochimaru.
Kakashi becomes Orochimaru's contract son bc for Reasons(tm) Oro needs a child. There's an actual contract drawn up and everything. It's very official and they're both treating it like a buisness deal
Orochimaru finds Kakashi's little grown up act less annoying than most other children, and Kakashi finds Orochimaru's "i don't give a shit what you do, just stay out of my lab and don't take shit from others" attitude equally as agreeable
Kakashi possibly needed a contract parent bc of stupid Konoha kid laws that would make him a ward of the state (aka official Konoha property) where they dump him into the orphanage and he literally can't say no to any missions they might direct his way bc the mission board assigning him things also retains power as his legal guardian
Someone on the board has a massive grudge against Sakumo too and they're like. For sure taking it out on Kakashi by giving him just AWFUL missions, very much trying to get this kid killed
This is some kind of more fucked up than usual Konoha au where the war dragged on longer than in canon and Minato is dead or out of the picture for reasons (maybe he's on an extended mission and is unaware of his students current situation)
All of this is actually just a very convolouted au for me to get Kakashi to call Oro step mother,,,
Idk what direction I'm going with this, I just wanna see it
Uhh Kakashi and Orochimaru learn to be hashtag real people through eachother, idk. Good for them.
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