GIN TONIC & EVRYTING

Brainrot level 💯

[krishoney]

Question: Have Bojere been gay today?

Answer: Yes.

[tulisydan]

Lovebirds

[krishoney]

They are passionately into each other

[retiisi]

💋

Source: @ paidatonriehuja’s insta stories 🥰

[maelstromx-deactivated20260406]

I need to lick that man's tummy immediately

[tulisydan]

I'm thinking about how Jere clearly knows what he likes. He likes ovesrized clothes and shit-stained jeans. And he likes the same gold rings he's been wearing for ages. And the same Häärijä jokes that are funny to probably only Jere.

Jere seems like he's very aware and grounded in his preferences. His likes don't really change and don't really waver.

And Jere also really really likes Bojan...

Oh yea, when Jere sees something he really likes, when he finds something he really likes, he cherishes it forver. And he really fucking cherishes his connection with Bojan. And Bojan himself basically said that their friendship could have eventually fade away but Jere really really put an effort that it wouldn’t just be some fun summer camp friendship type of situation. And I think that was a thing that Jere feared too (him crying in the toilets after esc because he was thinking of Bojan and if he’s ever gonna see him again). But then they thought of some plan.

”Our friendship happened in a very hectic environment, it could have happened and it could have passed. But friendship really means a lot to Käärija and he is very responsible for our bond because he invests a lot in it. ”

[solsortemor]

Well….

[babynorppa-deactivated20260225]

sooo… how can i book an appointment with you, mr smooth man?

[krishoney]

I love hockey

[tulisydan]

Can you explain what "on ollu heräämisiä means" and if it is a quote from somewhere (Jere?)

Frikatilhi already explained here!

But yea, Jere said that recently. This is Jere after his awekings btw:

[frikatilhi]

can you explain Meidän rakas huone😭

It's what Jere called their room on their Cyprus holiday: our beloved room. Yeah, I wish I could explain???

Other highlights from these two stories:

"saavuin minun ukkelini kanssa, Bojanin kanssa, minun rakkaan ystäväni kanssa (moni luulee jotain muuta)"

Bojan displaying his thighs (he knows what he's doing) and thinking Jere's waving at him

Saying that the room was perfect for getting some privacy, they got to köllötellä with Bojan in peace

[seokoilua]

still thinking about käärijä in slovenia and still lightheaded about it like putting that guy in those situations… in bojan's natural habitat…

[babynorppa-deactivated20260225]

one of my fav bedtime activity is imagining them chilling in Bohinj lake area eating fancy meals drinking expensive wine and fucking in luxury room interiors of Vila Muhr

[tulisydan]

[tulisydan]

what NOW???????? Tuu mun luo????

[oopsallrpf]

commission for secret santa! SURPRISE it's bojere

[tulisydan]

khihi

[immortalking]

[tulisydan]

Can we talk about that interview because bojan speaks so sweetly of his jerč, how "he somehow found in us five a kind of anchor" because jere felt the most alone at eurovision, how he was comfortable with them and they were comfortable with him, how he is the kindest person (and warm), how jere has been to slovenia several times already, how jere stayed at his place for three days, how bojan loves salmon soup (every finnish food is good and delicious) 🫠🫠🫠

Excuse me, hello???? What is this!!! ⚰️🪦☠️🔪 TOO FAR once again! Also… Been to slovenia several times? SEVERAL??? Seacret visits? I believe 🙏🏼

also. Voisko ne vaaaaannn

here’s Bojan yapping about Jere and Suomi for over 3 minutes (and telling the nordic tour story (I guess?) again. He’s never getting over the fact that Jere just.. did that. For him!!)

(And also. The way the interviewer kinda laughed when Jure and Bojan said that Jere is ”Kind and Warm, like a true Finn” and Bojan immediately just started to defend Finns honor saying things like FINNS ARE NOT COLD THAT’S MISCONCEPTION!!!)