My favourite thing to do is answer rhetorical questions
People just don’t expect a serious answer and their reactions are great
For example is someone says “ARE YOU BLIND?!” I’ll respond with “my prescription is -1.75 in both eyes”
Or "If all your friends jumped off a bridge then would you too?" I’ll respond with “maybe! depends on how I feeling that day!”
I do this all the time and I think my mother is ready to disown me!










