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Kristina, 27, Slovakia | COO of the Neil Josten ass appreciation club | INFJ, taurus, ravenclaw

[strawberrykidneystone]

“i’m a top” “im a bottom” okay??? i’m commander shepard??? and this is my favorite store on the citadel????

[64mpg]

there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway “in or out”

[organmarket]

The cat:

[max-worm]

every time andrew minyard holds a baby it falls asleep within five minutes. in his comfy cozy safe arms

[banhmigoddess]

you don’t need to reinvent yourself this summer; you simply need to return to the things that make you feel most like you

[fenkko]

[moreau-b]

I'm noticing a pattern here... this time with our beloved jerejean, 3x0 again 🇧🇷

[dustisus]

the trifecta

[192929020202020]

[napalmdebt]

[sobcat]

people who do a PhD are running from something

[shocked--kwarrtz]

Yeah it’s called a 9-to-5

[kushichiba]

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[viralfrog]

[strawberrykidneystone]

listen we all need a break once in a while

[myvalzpival]

Milé čumblrstvo, cítíš-li se nedobře, přijmi prosím tyto dary, kreré ti pomohou přežít noc a cítit se v bezpečí 🌞

Tady je celá série večerníčku Maxipes Fík

Tady je hodina Macha a Šebestové k tabuli!

Tady je playlist audiorozprávek Hurvínka

Tady je recept na krupicovou kaši

Tady je recept na nouzovou polévku

Tady je recept na bramboračku

Tady, tady a tady jsou zdarma knížky v PDFkách

Tady je playlist české muziky z let 2000-2020

Tady je playlist epizod Věřte nevěřte

Tady je playlist epizod Comebacku

Tady je playlist hrozně moc československých seriálů (jsou tam i Chalupáři!)

Tady je pussywalk pro pamětnictvo

Tady je Kovyho hudební očistec

Tady jsou Kovyho virální legendy

Tady je livestream náměstí v Dvoře Králové nad Labem???

Tady je livestream ptačí budky

Tady je livestream Záchranné stanice Makov

Tady je playlist her Járy Cimrmana

Tady je Kouzelná školka z roku 2008

Tady je playlist epizod Pana Dubínka

Tady je playlist epizod pohádky Líza

Tady je JETIX CZ SK, kde najdete všechny pohádky z Jetixu v češtině a slovenštině

Tady je playlis epizod mého oblíbeného superhrdiny Klíšťáka

Můžete přidávat další milé věcičky. Hlavně na sebe dávejte pozor a mějte se rádi 💖

[kristinamurin]

Jetix má youtube a nikto mi to nepovedal?? 😭

[existencebringsonlypain]

i need data for a statistics project for school, so be my sample data, worms. i need thirty people minimum so if there aren't enough voters yet i'd love if you could help. thank you very much. worms.

take this test (https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/), then come back here:

what's your JND?

.00030-.00099

.0010-.0017

.0017-.0024

.0024-.0031

.0031-.0038

.0038-.0045

.0045-.0052

.0052-.0059

.0059-.0066

.0066-.0073

.0073-.0080

.0080 or greater

Voting ended onMay 13

it doesnt have to be a good score, you dont have to take it multiple times, you dont have to get on a good screen, etcetera. just gimme your score please this is my final project grade :)

i'd love if you could reblog for reach

[mobius-m-mobius]

#i miss this (insp)

[starsworth]

andrew dressed in his usual attire and walking around on halloween with a pack of cookies all night. the first person who gets the costume is allison and she laughs so hard that her tears make her mascara smear. neil, who never had the kind of childhood that included sesame street, does not understand what's so funny