When people on a conference call try to make small talk before the meeting starts
Me:
Stranger Things
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

ellievsbear
we're not kids anymore.

#extradirty
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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will byers stan first human second
One Nice Bug Per Day
Misplaced Lens Cap
Xuebing Du

Andulka
trying on a metaphor
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
$LAYYYTER
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@kristyleong
When people on a conference call try to make small talk before the meeting starts
Me:
How I feel whenever I’m at a trendy bar or restaurant
Hiked forbidden drive
The order of things at the Barnes
When someone says they don’t like avocado
Attachment theory. Needyasfck. Oh original owner and purchaser WokeUpHappy 15 minutes per day
I finally found someone who's going to love me unconditionally, take care of me, make me laugh, and teach me all about basketball!
Friday the 13th embarrassment at work
Partying
Some people:
Me:
Rittenhouse on a beautiful Saturday. Girl in pink dances to the band
Day 1
Me at yoga class
Expectation:
Reality:
When I get home from work in time to do something productive
But then always just end up like,
When someone asks how I would describe my long-term plans
When I prematurely put on sweats on a Saturday night
Waking up on the weekend
Exhausted after a long wknd beginning with CNY corporate celebration, Han dynasty dinner, home made brunch, nonstop cleaning/purging, ctown CNY celebrations, more cleaning, and then Super Bowl hosting. Productive, festive, fun