⁽ ᴬᴾ ⁾GRUSS VOM KRAMPUS

IND. SEL. RP FOR AN ADAPTATION OF THE KRAMPUS. PLEASE READ THE GUIDELINES BEFORE INTERACTING.

[hawkinsnoah]

I’m gonna be a PEOPLE PERSON

   in a room of people people.

[krmpus]

Send @hawkinsnoah some memes maybe

[hawkinsnoah]

           ok, boomer

[krmpus]

Please love my new sunshine child @hawkinsnoah thanks xoxo

[hawkinsnoah]

           ok, boomer

[krmpus]

I almost forgot I had these 🎃

[luciferbelmont]

                          and i  g r i n n e d  at you SOFTLY                                    ‘cause i’m a FUCKING                                                 WILDCARD!!

[krmpus]

Please @ me on @luciferbelmont I really wanna do some stuff on there

[krmpus]

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[pedrospascaled]

[notyouraveragesecretary]

Smut/Kink Prompts-for when you're in the mood to write smut

Send me a prompt, I’ll write you some smut using that prompt.  Send me a 

Ablutophilia: I’ll write our characters making love in a bath or shower Agoraphilia: I’ll write our characters having sex in a public place Claustrophilia: I’ll write our characters having sex in a confined/small space Coprolalia: I’ll write my/your character talking dirty to the other Endytophilia: I’ll write my/your character having sex while clothed/partially clothed Fetishism: I’ll write your/my character having sex/playing with an intimate object.  Hematolagnia: I’ll write our characters having sex with blood play Haptephilia: I’ll write my/your character becoming aroused by my/your character’s touch.  Masochism: I’ll write my/your character being dominated/humiliated by my/your character Odaxelagnia: I’ll write our characters biting each other in a sexual manner  Parthenophilia: I’ll write my/your character taking the others virginity  Polyiterophilia: I’ll write our characters having sex together with multiple other characters. Scatophilia: I’ll write my/your character talking dirty over the phone to your/my character. Somnophilia: I’ll write my/your character waking the other up by sex Triolism: I’ll write our characters in a threesome Vincilagnia: I’ll write my/your character being tied up by your/my character sexually. Voyeurism: I’ll write my/your character watching the other having sex/masturbating

[mypapawinchester]

[dammitwade]

Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction–

                                CHEMICAL X !

[krmpus]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL OUR FOLLOWERS! 

It’s Christmas eve, I hope you’ve been good and don’t get a visit from Krampus tonight! Whatever you’re doing, I hope it’s a relaxing and safe day for everyone and full of joy and happiness. 

Gruss vom Krampus & Ronnie 🖤💛

[krmpus]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL OUR FOLLOWERS! 

It’s Christmas eve, I hope you’ve been good and don’t get a visit from Krampus tonight! Whatever you’re doing, I hope it’s a relaxing and safe day for everyone and full of joy and happiness. 

Gruss vom Krampus & Ronnie 🖤💛

[krmpus]

i’m watching elf on prime and it keeps freezing, i have it on dvd but i’m too lazy to put it on so i keep having to pause it to let it buffer and i’ve never actually realized the elves names in all the years i’ve been watching it... the ones at the bottom at the moment are ming ming, pom pom and (my favorite) foam foam.

[krmpus]

detholmes·:

The tender moments like this were always a nice break from the normal hot and heavy action they were usually involved in. Her eyes widened at his statement before laughing. “Glad to know I take more effort than a hooker at happy hour then.” She shook her head and hummed softly.

“So I’m assuming this kid is coming either on or real near Christmas?” Accelerated pregnancy he’d said and given his family’s ties to Christmas it was logical. “Hopefully he doesnt come on Christmas eve then.”

“I’m fast at DIY is all I meant,” he teased, nipping at her foot with his teeth and a gentle touch before lowering it back down and continuing to massage her feet and her legs. “Hm, it’s possible. If not on Christmas then probably after. Or maybe he’ll just break the mold and come for New Year instead, maybe that will be his holiday.” He smiled tenderly and moved his hand to rest on her stomach, “It’s going to be fine, princess.”