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Follow me if you enjoy shitposting and a fuck ton of Anime, gaming and cartoon stuff.

[godbirdart]

stop trying to make every single drawing a magnum opus. you cannot unleash your art ult until you charge it up with a bunch of shitty little doodles first.

[jana-banana-fana]

@kroganmama

[kroganmama]

MISS MAAM DONT U DARE @ ME LIKE THIS

[anxietyproblem]

[tikkety-tok]

She should show up at events where Prince Charles is. Give him a scare 💅 Watch to the end for the result!

[mon-t-real]

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

[outoftouchthursdayschild]

who had swedish pop sensation releasing a new album after 40 years on destiel anniversary on their bingo card?

[kewlbot-deactivated20181218]

this kid tells you to give him your phone what do you do

[small-funny]

[donesparce]

what the fuck is my state doing

666 new Texas laws go into effect Sept. 1. Here are some that might affect you.

The new laws will affect abortion access, social studies curriculum and cities that trim the budgets of law enforcement.

what

[postirony]

Holy shit.

By giving them what's essentially an unpayable ticket, this is just letting them jail the homeless.

[aberrate]

these are ALL things that many people in texas have been actively fighting against for almost a full year. there's been a campout in front of atx city hall since late spring in protest of the homeless camp criminalization. the "punishing cities who cut police budgets" is specifically directed at austin which voted to cut police funding by 1/3rd following last year's protests against police brutality. teachers have been outspoken against the education bills, reproductive rights advocates have been talking about the bill against abortion for months now.

for almost a year there have been political protests, movements (eg, stop the sweeps), social media coverage including people warning each other of when police are in certain areas, mutual aid and political organizations (such as little petal alliance), etc etc of ALL these things. there are currently protesters that are in jail or were bailed out of jail by their communities.

don't frame this as "the state just sprung all these on us, wow nobody cared or talked about it" because they didn't spring it up on people, and people were talking and acting. it wasn't hidden either--there is news articles of these things, social media coverage, all of it.

[theannoyingalien]

Clone High is a lot funnier if you take the clones and photoshop the actual faces of the people they’re cloned from onto them

[indeciscion]

You ever look at a fandom you’re not in from afar and feel like a nuclear missile just grazed the side of your head

[beeftony]

That ADHD feeling of "I actually do understand that you're being sarcastic, but I deadass do not know how to respond in a way that communicates that understanding."

[beeftony]

This is also why people who base their entire sense of humor around making others uncomfortable by acting like they're being completely serious are so fucking exhausting to deal with.

[rockcandyshrike]

i fucking HATE this, especially at work when I'm talking to a client and ask them, "How would you like to pay?" and they respond with "I don't want to pay." because 1. that’s not even a funny joke, and 2. I have had multiple clients say that sincerely and it’s such a goddamn hassle dealing with them that I automatically mark down anyone who makes this kind of joke as “Difficult” in our system

[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[liquidstar]

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[crowshira]

[mysharona1987]

[theghostofmusicman-deactivated2]

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

♥

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

[burningdownthehouse]

This post is like reading an inscription carved into a bathhouse wall during Pompeii’s last days

[serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty]

[deaddolin]

[bixbiboom]

[ID: A video of Laura Bailey, who is behind the camera, and her two-year-old son Ronin. Ronin is a white boy with brown hair and eyes, wearing a blue and yellow long-sleeve shirt, and holding a lump of yellow Play-doh that’s been modeled into a rough approximation of a shark. In the lower right corner is text reading “science!” Transcript below. /end ID]

Ronin, speaking clearly but with a heavy Baby accent: “I shark!”

Laura, his interpreter: “Oh, okay.”

Ronin: “I big sharp teeth.”

Laura: “You have big, sharp teeth?”

Ronin: “Yeah.”

Laura: “Do you have legs?”

Ronin: “I don’t.”

Laura: “What do you have?”

Ronin: “I’ve got fins.”

Laura: “You’ve got fins. What do you eat, shark?”

Ronin: “I eat... What might eat?”

Laura: “What do you eat?”

Ronin: “I eat pumpkins!”

Laura: “You eat pumpkins?! [laughs]”

Ronin: “Yeah.”

Laura: “Oh.”

[theconcealedweapon]

Pharmaceutical Giant: “This medicine costs $3 to make, but I’m selling it to sick people for $300 because I know that they can’t just refuse to buy it.”

Rich People: “That’s a smart business strategy.”

Reddit User: “These GameStop shares cost me $3 each, but I’m selling them to short investors for $300 each because I know that they can’t just refuse to buy it.”

Rich People: “THE HORROR!!! GOVERNMENT, PUT A STOP TO THIS!!!”

[reverseracism]

“Kalief Browder allegedly stole a backpack at 16, spent 3 yrs at Riker's Island without trial.

Riley Williams stole a laptop from Speaker Pelosi's office and tried selling it the Russians. She was released to her mother

There are two justice systems in America #BlackLivesMatter”

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Line up for your favorite tiktoker who uses the video app to escape her depression.

Not to be a bitch but my post here will get thousands of notes and likes on tumblr but like little engagement on the actual app. So can y’all go to the app and watch it click the link like share duet. Let’s get these engagements