the only thing consistent are my inconsistencies

call me clover. she/her. bi 🏳️‍🌈. 30s. critical role. grog & fjord are everything to me. dungeon crawler carl. project hail mary. lotr. naddpod. TAZ. pokemon. hockey. heated rivalry. multifandom. profile pic used with permission by drawsmaddy.

[da-janela-lateral]

Oh, what is the greatest smile in the world, you say? *Looks at you fondly* Louis Armstrong

[da-janela-lateral]

I think he is a pretty good contender

[fovfvk]

All of them in one place 💥💥

[robotsarecoolaf]

[sheishine]

Deep Water Clam - Blue (2017).

Soft sculpture by Hiné Mizushima.

[ratfingerspress]

[technoturian]

[reticent-vampire]

Arun || Armand

[reticent-vampire]

[ecstasydemon]

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[hotchstuff]

God, I love this accursed website.

[myterribletwenties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

[twomanyfandomshelp]

Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now

[insufferable-yapper]

Happy July 2nd, 2025; she’s 8 now (5am for me)

[myterriblethirties]

Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny 🤣 this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when she’s older lol

[brokenteardrops]

Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)

[myterriblethirties]

It’s July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! I’ve shown her (most of) the comments and she says “thank u internet 😁😁”

[yenvengerberg]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Season 1, Episode 4 | Season 3, Episode 5

[kookiedeadbutterflies]

You can tell the difference in Lestat’s intent based on who was telling the story.

In Claudia’s version of events, Lestat was being cruel by making her watch Charlie burn. Grabbing her with his hands and forcing her to gaze as his face melted. His face is serious as he tortures her with this lesson.

In Lestat’s memories, he was holding Claudia’s hand the entire time as she watched Charlie burn in front of her. His face is melancholic and tearful as he likely recalls Nicki being burned by Armand. He was enduring the pain with her in real time.

Claudia never knew any of this because she never looked back to see his face.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[importantpics]

[catstrat]

just being myshellf! #turtle

[lukerm123]

I have always loved travel posters

[jacquesfroot]

Have you got it in you? --- A Dungeon Crawler Carl Animatic!

*SPOILERS* up until book 8!

Embedded vid + Youtube link

[abominationcreations]

*★Safe Room★*

Let them have a fucking break 🙏

I don't like drawing a lot of characters in one image but I'll make an exception this time. These books got me going stupid

[sandgrassbagel]

"what's your favorite horror story?" oh just carl in book 6 sitting outside a gas station on christmas keeping the memory of an abandoned dog company and debating if he's going to trigger the fail safe and spiraling a bit because the choice has been placed in His hands and he's So Angry at borant and the universe but donut drunkenly messages him and asks when he's coming back because she misses him and he realizes that as angry as he is, he loves more than he hates and he tells donut i'll be back soon and deactivates the fail safe so no one will be able to trigger it and the ai will be released

[l3irdl3rain]

He likes being tall so much he just can’t stop making biscuits