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  “Hey, Jamie. What are you doing tonight?”

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“Might hit the bar , care to jo- one sec, Gotta take this ” 

“X Factor Investigations … Mhm … Alright … Got it covered.”

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   “Sure, I'll join you.”

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    “Are you back? Are we going to have to fight each other?”

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  “Hey, Jamie. What are you doing tonight?”

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STARTER CALL.

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  “Pretty much.”

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“There are times when Ah honestly wonder  why we continue tah put up with you.”

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  “You all love me.”

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   ❝ YOU don’t start, Missy.  ❞ Did i just say Missy?

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         ❝ I was minding my own business. ❞

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  “Sure.”

[telekine]

kryotheos:

( text msg: brat ): flatterer 

( text msg: brat ): i actually probably could be bought with sex

( text msg: brat ): i meanN NO FORGET I SAID THAT

[ text ] Uhhh…. you’re my teacher?

[ text ] I mean, not that I wouldn’t but….

[ text ] I’m dating someone and I don’t sleep with my employees…

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( txt msg: brat ) i don’t want to sLEEP WITH YOU, BRAT. 

( txt msg: brat ) I’M NOT YOUR EMPLOYEE

( txt msg: brat ) this convo is over 

[telekine]

kryotheos:

  ( text msg: brat ): How old do you think i am?

  ( text msg: brat ): but yes they are one of those things

[ text ] Idk, like 26?

[ text ] And dude, if it’s food and video games, the third has to be sex, right? Because it’s not booze.

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( text msg: brat ): flatterer 

( text msg: brat ): i actually probably could be bought with sex

( text msg: brat ): i meanN NO FORGET I SAID THAT

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SENTENCE STARTERS. Flirty/Suggestive/NSFW Edition.

Feel free to add your own.

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“Wow, you’re hot.”

“Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”

“You know, those/that (list body part) of yours are/is pretty distracting.”

“Hot damn.”

“So, you come here often?”

“Well, well. My night just got better.”

“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“You have got a great ass.”

“Hey, I’m open minded.”

“You enjoying the view over there?”

“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”

“Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”

“You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”

“You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”

“I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”

“It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”

“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”

“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”

“I wanna see you get naked.”

“You’re getting me all worked up.”

“What do we have here?”

“I see someone’s happy to see me.”

“Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”

“You like that, don’t you?”

“How do you want me?”

“I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”

“God, you’re perfect.”

“I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”

“You. Me. Sex. Now.”

“I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”

“I saw that. You just checked me out.”

“You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”

“You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)

“Can I keep you?”

“You’re such a tease.”

“Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”

“I love it when you talk dirty.”

“I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”

“I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”

“I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”

“It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”

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yo rough sex and cute dinner dates is what i like

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  i s2g i am a serious blog.

[telekine]

kryotheos:

( text msg: brat ) PROSTITUTES??? FUCKING NO I DON’T WANT  PROSTITUTES WHY WOULD YOU THINK—-

( eleven minutes later.)

( text msg: brat ) i can’t be bought with beer i’m not logan, sorry 

[ text ] Okay, to be fair, I think some people at this school can be bought with prozzies

[ text ] WAIT

[ text ] IS IT VIDEO GAMES?

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  ( text msg: brat ): How old do you think i am?

  ( text msg: brat ): but yes they are one of those things

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Hurt rp Starters

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down! You don't want to get even more hurt, do you?"

"Tell me where it hurts."

"Whoa, that's purple... It looks like your shoulder is dislocated."

"Oh my god. Are you okay?"

"You're bleeding... You're bleeding bad..."

"This is gonna hurt..."

"Holy crap! I may not know much about human anatomy, but legs don't bend that way!"

"It's all swollen up..."

"You have a black eye. Where you fighting with someone?"

"Okay... Okay, hospital. Hospital, now."

"I think you have a concussion."

"Calm down! Calm down! Your ankle is sprained, okay?"

"Here, lean on me."

"I'm gonna need more bandaids..."

"What the hell happened to you!?"

"Here, I need to clean you up. This might sting a bit..."

"We need to get the bullet out..."

"Oh my god, you've been shot!"

"Did... did you get beat up!?"

"Just hold on. You're gonna be fine..."

"Look out for that car!"

"Wake up! Oh god, please wake up!"

"You're alive! Oh, thank god!"

"I'm no doctor, but you should have that looked at. It's bleeding a lot..."

"What is that? Are there bandages under your shirt?"

"Why is your arm wrapped up like that? And are those blood stains!?"

"You must have hit the back of your head really hard."

"Look at me. Just look at me and stay awake. Can you do that?"

[pixeltextbubbles]

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bobby will you marry me?

  “Nah.”

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can u be bought with sex?

  “….”

  “….Depends.”

[telekine]

kryotheos:

 ( text msg: brat ) hell no i can’t be bought with ice puns

 ( text msg: brat ) i could just go to the strip club if i wanted strippers

[ text ] There’s snow way I’m believing that.

[ text ] Prostitutes? Because I refuse to pay for sex for me or anyone else that’s a line I won’t cross.

[ text ] How about really good beer?

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( text msg: brat ) PROSTITUTES??? FUCKING NO I DON’T WANT  PROSTITUTES WHY WOULD YOU THINK----

( eleven minutes later.)

( text msg: brat ) i can’t be bought with beer i’m not logan, sorry