(( Jamie Madrox & Theresa Cassidy
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Rate the Ship - I have so much to say over this ship. Like ....??? Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - They’re always on and off romantically, but will always be friends.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Terry took awhile to admit her feelings, but it was obvious she was in love right away. Jamie, was smitten but didn’t truly care for her until he really knew her.
How was their first kiss? - Awkward as hell since she was like only 15 and he was close to 17.
Who is the best man/men? - Guido and Rictor.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Tabby, Monet, Rahne, Dani, and Lorna.
Who did the most planning? - Terry and Monet.
Who stressed the most? - One of Jamie’s dupes.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - The Vanisher.
Who is on top? - They switch.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Both of them.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Jamie makes sure Terry gets off a few times before he does, but both will usually last 15-30 mins.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Ehh, Terry will probably try to be equally, but it doesn't work that like that by the end of the night.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - Two, one both and one girl.
How many children will they adopt? - None.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Jamie.
Who is the stricter parent? - Terry.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Terry.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Jamie.
Who is the more loved parent? - Both are equal.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Neither.
Who cried the most at graduation? - Jamie.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Jamie.
Who does the most cooking? - Terry.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Jamie, considering that Terry makes Irish foods.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Jamie.
How often do they bake desserts? - Once a month? Or Jamie does it when he feels like it.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat family.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Terry.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Both.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Both together in the kitchen.
Who cleans the room? - Terry.
Who is really against chores? - Jamie.
Who cleans up after the pets? - No pets! Jamie claims he’s allergic to cats.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Terry.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Terry.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Jamie.
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Terry. She spends most of her money at Lush.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Jamie has to walk the strays he brings home.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - They both go all out.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Not to kill each other.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Jamie.
Who plays the most pranks? - Prank war. No one lives.
