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Me: I need a library card, but I just moved so I don’t have an ID with my address or any mail with it.

Librarian: -slides me a blank library postcard- Write your address on this like it would be mailed to you.

Me: Sure?

Librarian: -takes it back- Great! Now we have mail with your address on it!

Me: …does it really work that way?

Librarian: the rules don’t say it DOESN’T work that way. Here’s your new library card!

cronchyiceboi

Librarians are the most dangerous magic users because they can aquire infinite knowlege

“There actually isn’t a rule that says I can’t cast this spell. I checked.”

“Which book?”

“A L L O F T H E M.”

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@ the Librarian

#hilda netflix #hildafolk #sketchbook hilda #sketchbook #the librarian

chamiryokuroi

I said I would draw when I got the inspiration and immediately got it lmao.

Hilda was such a great show and I love the whole paranormal setting it has so of course I felt like she would get along with the twins. Mabel is not here for all the nerd talk tho, she just wants to go out on adventures already!

great-raven-parade

What a rude question.

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ANNOUNCING THE FIRST TEAM TRIVIA TEAM!

@pikablob @ethereal-little-girl @kaana-the-ace-witch @blkpanther462

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TEAM 2

@ima-art-person @pippythehippy (couldn’t @ ya for some reason) @tall-tappers

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TEAM 3

@woodman-the-great @levymcgarden42 @rogue-command

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TEAM 4

@roses-hilda-corner @fall-autumn @candylicious-epochs @dailywoodman

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and the last team:

@cade-the-renegade @remked @youve-got-a-bug-on-you

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the-hilda-librarians-wife

Hilda: I could strangle you.

The Marra:You aren’t tall enough.

Hilda: You’ve sunk low enough for me to reach.

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The gang is stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat

Hilda: we look so adult right now this is gonna work!

Frida: it’s not going to work.

David: Why am I on the bottom?

Bouncer: ID Please

Hilda: uhhhhh

Frida, acting as the arms: *hands him her fake ID*

Bouncer: okay you can go

Hilda: why do you have a fake ID?

Frida: So I can vote.

noelfsland

Hilda: My girlfriend Frida is on vacation with her mum so I’m going to be cutting all the sleeves off my shirts.

Alfur: Why ?

Hilda: She’s like 90% of my impulse control.

the-marra

Hilda: does anything

Me:

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David: You could just learn to tidy your own FLIPPIN’ room.

Frida:

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Idk who or when but someone mentioned a ‘do it for her’ meme with Johanna and then my hand slipped…

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@the-hilda-librarian-wife Blessed image.

remked

Which Hilda are you this holiday season?

EDIT: a few more. Why did I forget these?

lovely-lovelin

Woodman: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Alfur: I did. I broke it…

Woodman: No. No, you didn’t. Hilda?

Hilda: Don’t look at me. Look at Frida.

Frida: What?! I didn’t break it.

Hilda: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Frida: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Hilda: Suspicious.

Frida: No, it’s not!

Raven: If it matters, probably not… Johanna was the last one to use it.

Johanna: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Raven: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Johanna: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Raven!

Alfur: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Woodman.

Woodman: No. Who broke it?

Frida: [whispering] Woodman, David’s been awfully quiet…

David: Really?!

Frida: Yeah, really!

…

Woodman: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.