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part-time writer & full-time lovergirl of Metropolis's Finest 🫦 20s | multi-fandom | 🔞 MDNI

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Codename: Jae✨️ | Side: @kentsglasses | AO3 Subject Profile: 20's | she/her | 🇵🇭🇺🇸 | ♍︎ | Clark Kent’s Forevergirl | black cat energy Interests: DC | MCU | supernatural phenomena | The Pitt | anime | ATLA | art | gaming | wwe

FEATURED CASES

📁Main Masterlist 💍Mrs. Kent Diaries (main series, 18+, mdni) 🖤Handle With Care 💘Be Mine, Clark Kent (for Galentine's Party Collab, 18+, mdni) 💿June Jukebox Scribbles 🏠KENT: A Clark Kent Furniture-Breaking Collab (18+, mdni)

PROTOCOL Be kind! Message/comment on any of my work to be added to my taglist. Ageless blogs or minors will not be added. Reblogs are encouraged and forever appreciated. Asks always open!

STATUS PLEASE READ. Ongoing. Updating as evidence emerges. Last revised: 6/1/26 (💿)

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NICHOLAS HOULT as RYAN HOW TO ROB A BANK (2026) Dir. David Leitch

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petermj !! 🕷️

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like a baroque painting. the bulge is back. Thank you again @maiamore 🖤

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like a baroque painting. the bulge is back. Thank you again @maiamore 🖤

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DAVID CORENSWET as SCOTT MILLER

➤• TWISTERS (2024) DIR. LEE ISAAC CHUNG

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wishing u a magical day my lovely jae <444

Oh Koolie!!! Has Queen Kent returned?!

Love you 3000 🫶🏼

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The tension in his neck, his jaw! Those thick thighs, bulging biceps! The adrenaline! My battle-focused man handing back 1A! Oh Big Blue, I love when you're rough and rowdy

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The tension in his neck, his jaw! Those thick thighs, bulging biceps! The adrenaline! My battle-focused man handing back 1A! Oh Big Blue, I love when you're rough and rowdy

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jae!!!!

Nova! How are you ms graduate? Love and miss you!

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Exercise

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DAVID CORENSWET as Jack Castello Hollywood (2020)

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⌁ color tag game 🖌⌁

Thank you for the tag @steelandvibranium, @heldbybarnes, @flockoff-featherface, @finco99, @ultimatewolverine, and @luvieriesse! I love getting to know everyone, and here is your chance to perceive me!

Rules: Go on pinterest and type in the prompts down below. Whatever image pops up first is your image. Prompts: Color, quote, character, hobby, accessory, song lyrics, flower.

no pressure tags (ok lil pressure bc I love you all): @icybarness @clarknsun @pinksplace @sparklingsin @theworstwolvie @thceseus @rh1nestcned @st4rfckerz @athenxt @novatheory @snoopysupe @poofieblogs @quiteamessbabes + anyone else!

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HIIII OMYGAD I LOVE YOUR WRITING, WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW I FEEL RN BUT AAAAAAAAA THE FEELS IS HITTING ME ALL AT ONCE. AND ALSO THE CHESMITRY ON UR CLARK KENT/ READER????????????? HISHKSHAKZHSKAHKSBDMSN (Are you gonna add a new chapter on your work 'The Gravity Between Us' in the near future? No pressure 👉👈)

Thank you for reading my silly lil stuff! Hehe Clark is my forever boy, I'm so happy you feel this way about my reader/writing style 🥹 oh man Gravity... I reread it recently and god, I thought to myself, no way I wrote this! I was deep in love love huh? I have plans to continue, I'm just in a slump when it comes to long-form fics at this moment!

The Gravity Between Us (AO3)

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DAVID CORENSWET as SCOTT MILLER

➤• TWISTERS (2024) DIR. LEE ISAAC CHUNG

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"Why does Superman have to be so built? Why is he so large?" "Why does he have to be so huge and imposing? Doesn't that look intimidating?" Um, bitch he's just cuddly and he needs big tits to protect his gentle heart?

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maybe some day green will turn purple 🥹