[krmitthefrg]

[freezercigs]

water is so sick

[kryptostan]

garlic powder being recalled for risk of bacteria contamination i cant TAKE it anymore 🫩

[krmitthefrg]

Hi guys I hope you're all able to come celebrate David's birthday Saturday July 25th!!!! The theme is y2k-2010 music, so come dressed in your best early 2000s outfits! We'll had a DJ playing all the best music of the decade, plenty of dancing, cocktails/mocktails, fun food, and games! Please RSVP by liking this post and be ready to dance the night away with us 🩷

[kryptostan]

they should invent a sleep that makes you feel like you've slept

[kryptostan]

Your post reminded me I saved this for you forever ago and kept forgetting to send it

I THINK THAT'S SHEEPSTEALER I LOOOVEEE HIM

[kryptostan]

explain to me why people hate daenerys like i'm stupid because i am

[classichorrorblog]

Carrie (1976)

[awrkedas]

[fishpondfish]

last night was an anthony bourdain gif

[muzantropic]

Long conversation / Долгий разговор Natalia Livitchuk, 2016

[melonramune]

2013-08-21

[kryptostan]

you really need to lock in when each season of love island starts because you so much as blink and you're 87 eps behind...

[nagsyl]

[kryptostan]

Happy birthday to the light of my life, my better half, the man I want to spend every moment loving and taking care of. You are one of the kindest people I have ever met. Someone so special there aren't enough words in any language to begin to even scratch the surface of it. You have no idea how incredibly lucky we all are to get to celebrate you today. How lucky I am to be able to know you like the back of my hand. To experience staying up until 3am laughing with you, being smooshed so close together on the couch you'd think we melted into one person, getting to see what an amazing father you are every second of every day, having the honor of being so seen by you sometimes it makes me feel like the winds been knocked out of me. I can't wait to spend the rest of our lives celebrating you, holding your hand through life, pointing and every bird ever and saying "us" at the exact same time. I can't wait to love you even after the sun expands and takes our whole solar system with it.

Thank you for being exactly who you are, thank you for letting me see you and hear you the same way you do for me. And thank you a thousand times for being born exactly when you were so I get the honor of loving you so much I want to scream it so loud the whole entire galaxy hears it.

I love you so so so so so so soooo much, happy birthday David! 🩷🍰🎉

i've been hoarding this all to myself long enough :) thank you for loving me, being my safe space, and my entire universe. my life has only changed for the better since you came to it, and i thank you for being such a light for amelia and i every single day. i loooooved spending my birthday with you and i love you sosososososoooo much!!!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[kryptostan]

Happy birthday!! It's your day today!!

you're the best, tysm!!!