Kud's Quotes!

sideblog for @kudzushadow harley quinn related, mostly

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Ivy: While I'm gone, you're in charge Harley.

Harley: Yes!

Ivy, whispering to Selina: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want her to feel bad.

Selina: Obviously.

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Ivy: What’s on your mind today?

Harley: Personally I feel like Romeo and Juliet could have handled the situation better.

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Clayface to Kingshark: When you go to sleep, do you count sheep or fish?

Harley: I count my mistakes.

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Ivy: What the hell were you thinking?

Harley: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!

Ivy: You released fucking ostriches.

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Ivy: Hey, what are you up to?

Harley: Plotting my domination of the world.

Ivy: Cool. What do you want for dinner?

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Yelena: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.

Kate: You mean you stabbed them?

Yelena: They ran into my knife.

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Kate: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.

Yelena: Unless you're home alone.

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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Natasha, with Clint and Kate behind her: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: Yes…three.

Kate: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?

Police: Wha-

Natasha: Yelena FUCKING FELL OFF!

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Harley: Don't worry, I got a plan.

Ivy: Alright.

Harley: TraitorSayWhat?

Selina: Excuse me?

Harley: What?

Ivy:

Harley:

Harley: No wait-

(this happened during the end of the run you can't convince me otherwise)

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Kate: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.

Yelena: You're right, Kate.. Violence can't be the answer.

Kate: Correct, Yelena. Now, on to the next lesso-

Yelena: Violence is the question.

Yelena: And the answer is yes!

Kate: Yelena, no!!

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Harley, standing with her back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Ivy.

Ivy: How did you do that without turning around?

Harley: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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Harley: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Ivy: Harley no.

Selina: Mistlefoe.

Ivy: Please stop encouraging her.

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*at a zoo*

Yelena: What are they in for?

Kate: Yelena, this isn't prison.

Yelena: So they can leave?

Kate: No, but-

Yelena, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

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Harley: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Ivy: I think you mean cards.

Harley, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.