Ivy: While I'm gone, you're in charge Harley.
Harley: Yes!
Ivy, whispering to Selina: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want her to feel bad.
Selina: Obviously.
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@kudsincorrectquotes
Ivy: While I'm gone, you're in charge Harley.
Harley: Yes!
Ivy, whispering to Selina: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want her to feel bad.
Selina: Obviously.
Ivy: What’s on your mind today?
Harley: Personally I feel like Romeo and Juliet could have handled the situation better.
Clayface to Kingshark: When you go to sleep, do you count sheep or fish?
Harley: I count my mistakes.
Ivy: What the hell were you thinking?
Harley: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
Ivy: You released fucking ostriches.
Ivy: Hey, what are you up to?
Harley: Plotting my domination of the world.
Ivy: Cool. What do you want for dinner?
Yelena: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.
Kate: You mean you stabbed them?
Yelena: They ran into my knife.
Kate: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.
Yelena: Unless you're home alone.
Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Natasha, with Clint and Kate behind her: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Kate: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Natasha: Yelena FUCKING FELL OFF!
Harley: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Ivy: Alright.
Harley: TraitorSayWhat?
Selina: Excuse me?
Harley: What?
Ivy:
Harley:
Harley: No wait-
(this happened during the end of the run you can't convince me otherwise)
Kate: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
Yelena: You're right, Kate.. Violence can't be the answer.
Kate: Correct, Yelena. Now, on to the next lesso-
Yelena: Violence is the question.
Yelena: And the answer is yes!
Kate: Yelena, no!!
Harley, standing with her back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Ivy.
Ivy: How did you do that without turning around?
Harley: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
Harley: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Ivy: Harley no.
Selina: Mistlefoe.
Ivy: Please stop encouraging her.
*at a zoo*
Yelena: What are they in for?
Kate: Yelena, this isn't prison.
Yelena: So they can leave?
Kate: No, but-
Yelena, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
Harley: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Ivy: I think you mean cards.
Harley, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.