12:34

[viejospellejos]

Ni siente ni padece ✋🏻

aporte: @c_nagrass3

[paper-mario-wiki]

[fefeusson]

you ok babe? you've barely blasted your baja...

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

where my texas boys at..

[allowthehype-deactivated2015072]

texas 

[babyanimalgifs]

Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby

(Source)

[ups-dogs]

videos like this are the reason i love tumblr

[gaycism]

gays ruined the word hole for eternity

[archgayge]

i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity

[gaycism]

[forpiscesmoved-deactivated20200]

me at 4 am on a school night

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[doctorfreak]

this is absolutely sending me

[grimelords]

I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

[37q-archive]

its been 2 years since hear it hurgling has changed my life forever

[imp]

Wayfair accused of selling 'missing children' after e-furniture store lists cabinets and throw pillows for $12K

The theory started after people noticed the exorbitant prices and the unusual fact that items had different names written on the item descri

im.. how are reporters just saying that the people talking about this are "moronic conspiracy theorists".. and wayfair's response literally made no sense and didnt address that the item listings had the specific names of missing girls on them.

[wavcheck]

too sus to be chalked up to conspiracy

[bogleech]

The creator of “Regular Show” (which I never really got into myself) has a new cartoon called “Close Enough” but I feel like he made a critical error putting this moment toward the beginning of the first episode because now I will never, never remember anything else that happened in that episode or possibly the rest of the show ever again

[shingojira]

this exchange between me and my sister about animal crossing reads like two comrades bleeding out on the battlefield

[uglygirlstatus]

i literally cannot stop thinking about this post

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[mwagneto]

when you're scrolling through tumblr and you suddenly think of something to post or Google or whatever but you keep scrolling coz you can't stop and then you realise oh shit I forgot what i was gonna do so you have to scroll back to where you were when the thought™ occured even if the post was completely unrelated because doing this somehow magically summons your memories

[fuks]

imma tell my kids this was Beyoncé

[starwarsgraphictee]

imma tell them it’s shalissa

[trexbor11]

who the fuck is shalissa

[starwarsgraphictee]

her, bitch

[chunkystylemilk]

this

i can’t

[wexler]

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

[unclefather]

He checked her pulse