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Akseli | 23 | INTP

[karilapio]

Syrjäytymisopinnot

[euronpelle]

psykologi: on tärkeetä että me tunnistetaan millainen olo on. Siitä on hyvä puhua. Toista ja täydennä perässä: juuri nyt, minä tunnen....

minä: .......

minä: ...... minä tunnen kuinka vauhti kiihtyy, tule mukanani juhli-

[nuhakuha]

ei mul muuta.

[kukkopalju]

It's true

[mielos]

Sims 4 Don't get expelled

For those that experience the bug where your sims get expelled over and over; this mod is a temporary fix until EA fixes the issue.

This is what I believe the bug is (and what this mod is doing to combat it):

Once you encounter the bug you will get a "strike" every day you are at school, instead of every day you do something that gets you in trouble. The sim will get expelled after 3 strikes. This mod makes it so that you have 10,000 strikes before getting expelled. It's not a perfect solution, but I hope it will do for now. Enjoy!

[allthesepurplelights]

[beautifulfigment]

Every time I see Lafrenière, I’m like you’re not 19. It’s just not possible.

[badjokesbyjeff]

What’s the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

[cantina-band]

Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

[sigilmint]

i couldn’t fucking resist

[wobblyjellyfish]

Eurovision 2020 being cancelled moodboard

[koskenkorvakanelipulla]

PUHELIN. INVESTOINTINA KALLIS. ELÄMÄ ON! EI, NYT ME AJATELLAAN JÄRKEVÄSTI!

Mut tän puhelimen saa

ASIAKASETUHINTAAAAAN~

OIOI TÄÄ ME OTETAAN!!

[showerthoughtspost]

It’s “tomorrow” only after you have slept, no matter how much past midnight it is.

[omghotmemes]

At night the beast sleeps

[commander-ledi]

im in physical pain every day because finnish tumblr users have the weirdest urls ever but nobody knows it because the urls are in finnish

[commander-ledi]

seriously its shit like moomin-rectal-prolapse, jesus-spanker, foreskin-cum-burrito, turbo-bream-orgy and satan’s-titty-slurper and so on. and im not exaggerating at all. and this is not small minority among finnish tumblr blogs, its more like the standard to have urls like these. and none of you non-finnish-speakers have seen this mess because its written in finnish

[loumandliker]

i just spent a couple minutes going thru finnish tumblr tags. here’s a short list of some of my faves

roughly “chaotically fertilized” (or maybe inseminated? sikin sokin doesn’t really have a direct translation but it’s kinda like, willy nilly, disorganized, chaotic… like things can be “sikin sokin” (messy, disorganized, chaotic) on ur desk or in a drawer)

pourtmanteau of carousel (karuselli) and celery (selleri)

the lord’s vagina (vittu technically means like. the whole of the genitalia associated w vaginas not just the vagina, and is a curse word that has a denotion that boils down to abt the same as c*nt when used to refer to genitals, but with the severity/social acceptance level/usage of “fuck.” if you can put “fuck” there you can put “vittu” there. herra/the lord means specifically The Lord in the religious sense here)

foreplayground

satan’s pineapple

pourtmanteau of mental illness (mielisairaus) and dinosaur (dinosaurus)

extreme diarrhea

dick mountain

sex toy box

self-beer-er, roughly, but it’s a pun/joke on flasher (itsensäpaljastaja, lit self exposer) and beer (kalja)

[improfem]

@pikkuinen

[returquoise]

I’m adding a few as well because I’ve loved these things since I joined Tumblr.

A portmanteau of umbilical cord and tightrope walker = umbilical cord walker.

The new shit house (outhouse), written in the style of 1500s.

The never-ending [state of being] fucking annoyed. Please refer to the entry “herranvittu” for the use of vittu.

I-won’t-give-up-beer.

Radical fuck satan.

Repe Sorsa is the Finnish name of Daffy Duck, so rebel-duck is not far off.

[siivellinen-deactivated20190715]

my translation skills might not be the best but let me add some:

onion of modesty

seashell fetish

broccoli worm

blueberry hater

gay drumming

brutal banana

ok first you need to know that the word “bead” is the same as “pearl” in finnish. so this could be pourtmanteau of analbeads and seashell, or anal pearl seashell.

[kwp]

child: *is passionate about absolutely anything*

parent: gotta insult it

[deleated-123-deactivated2021090]

child: *becomes ashamed and embarrassed about the things they’re passionate about and doesn’t share their interests in fear of getting insulted about it*

parent: why aren’t you interested in anything? why don’t tell us anything anymore?

[savageandwise]

Not just parents. Sometimes friends. Or colleagues

[macca-is-art]

I stunned right now… Cause I never realized until now that this is one of my major issues… And I’m so closed up in what I like that I never tell anyone how excited I am for a movie, I never buy objects, cd’s, figures as I’d like to, cause I feel so embarrassed… and now I’m sad

[psychicpinenut]

alexander rybak won best song in eurovision history with fairytale and honestly

[birdblogwhichisforbirds-deactiv]